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Variation 1: # Eat when you can # Sleep when you can # Don't mess with the Pancreas Variation 2: # See a Donut (or slice, at some institutions), eat a donut (slice) # Don't stand when you can sit # Don't sit when you can lie down # Don't lie down when you can sleep # Never mess with the pancreas # Nobody ever got a facial fracture who didn't deserve it Variation 3: # Tie before you cut # A chance to cut is a chance to cure # Every patient has at least three surgical lesions # Never remove a tube after the sun goes down # When you operate for pain you find it # Treat the chief complaint # All students cut sutures too long or too short REFERENCES |
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