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  Title Mail Order Bride
  Series Aqua Teen Hunger Force
  Caption Frylock marries Carl and Shake to Svetlana through the door
  Season 1
  Episode 17
  Airdate December 22 2002
  Production 117
  Writer Matt Maiellaro <br/> Dave Willis
  Guests Rita McGrath (Svetlana)<br/> George Lowe (Wedding DJ)
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"Mail Order Bride" is the seventeenth episode of the Animated Series '' Aqua Teen Hunger Force ''. It was first broadcast on December 22 2002 .


SYNOPSIS



Cold open

Dr. Weird has a present for Steve, and it attacks him.


Plot

It's Christmas Eve, and Frylock is asking Meatwad for his Christmas list. Meatwad hands Frylock a piece of paper with squiggles all over it. He then explains that the pictures were of a hairdryer and hair. He wants hair for Christmas so people can take him more seriously. Frylock then sees the large pile of papers Shake has coming out of his computer printer. As a Christmas present for themselves, Master Shake and Carl split the cost of a Mail-order Bride from Chechnya , who locks herself in Carl's house when she gets a good look at her new "husbands."

Undaunted, Shake and Carl try to get into Carl's house to convince the mail-order bride (named Svetlana) to come out and marry them. In the process, Carl falls from an unstable ladder bridge that Shake is supposed to be holding (but isn't, because he's too busy reading magazines) and breaks his neck.

Meanwhile, Meatwad has decided that he doesn't want any hair because Regis said that the hair would come off an elf's head (and also said that it's China's fault there's too many people in the world). Instead, Meatwad wants a toy train.

Christmas Day arrives, with Frylock receiving a pair of wrap-around sunglasses made out of pine cones and hot glue (from Meatwad); Meatwad getting the hair, hair dryer, and toy train he wanted; and Shake getting nothing and being upset about it.

After all that, they head to Carl's house, where Frylock conducts the marriage ceremony through Carl's bathroom door, after which Svetlana breaks free and steals Carl's car. The Aqua Teens, however, have hired a DJ, and he stays around to conduct the reception at the Aqua Teens' house, although there is no point in doing so. The episode ends with Meatwad giving Carl a stick as a Christmas present.


QUOTES

  • Carl: Oh man, I can not wait. I got the oils, the candles, the works. When does that babe get here?

  • Carl: You and I will both know, that she'll be sizzling like fajita meat!

  • Shake: I leave here for 2 minutes, and you turn this house into your personal Christmas dumpster?

  • Shake: She's here! Look merry, Dammit!

  • DJ: Introducing the new Misters and Missus Brotowski!

  • :Carl: It's Brutananadilewski, and you get the hell out of here!

:Shake: No way! You are staying! We got him till 2.
  • Shake: Carl, stop where you are, I know what you're going to say. You're going to make some lewd reference to cooking, being like sex!

  • Carl: Hey, O-, Open this Damn Door!

  • Frylock: What happened to your girlfriend?

  • :Shake: She is co-fiancee, let's get it right, please.

:Frylock: Co?!
:Shake: Yeah, I split the cost with Carl.
:Frylock: You're depraved.
  • Meatwad: Where are the damn presents?!

  • Meatwad: Well that old fat man better get his ass in gear! I got nothing under this tree and I want that toy train!

  • :Frylock: I thought you said you wanted hair.

  • Meatwad: Alright, I got hair, a hairdryer, a a toy train! This is the best Christmas ever!

  • :Frylock: Merry Christmas, Meatwad.

  • Frylock: A Bird Feeder.

  • :Meatwad: No Frylock, those are those wrap-arounds you've always wanted.



NOTES


  • This is the first time we hear Carl's last name, Brutanananilewski. We don't find out how it's spelled until the third season episode '' Remooned ''.



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