is the sixth annual collection of comedy sketches from
Today FM 's
Gift Grub show. The album, released on
November 11 ,
2005 , takes its name from the moniker
Chelsea manager
José Mourinho is known by. The album went straight in at the number one position in the Irish Albums Chart.
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Taoiseach Bertie Ahern has a nightmare where nothing is the way he remembers it.
Manchester United have plummeted to the
Vauxhall Conference League ,
Hector Ó HEochagáin has become president of
Ireland , his daughter has married Royston Brady instead of Nicky from
Westlife ,
Liam Lawlor is an honest man, he can't find a pint of
Bass anywhere,
Fine Gael 's
Enda Kenny is now Taoiseach, with
Gerry Adams as his
Tánaiste , Bertie himself is a lowly backbencher in the Dáil.
- A take off on ''
Pop Idol ''.
Ant & Dec present a show to find the next Pope. The contest is judged by
Simon Cowell ,
Pete Waterman and
Sharon Osbourne .
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Bryan Dobson (or "Dobbo") of the
RTÉ News joins a panel of celebrities to discuss why the chicken crossed the road.
- The real
Hector Ó HEochagáin was in studio when he was joined by Gift Grub's impressionist and this led to some confusion as to who was the real Hector.
- RTÉ News'
Jim Fahy reports on how popstar
Chris DeBurgh was found inside a glass bottle.
- After the
Glazers' Takeover of
Manchester United , the players now speak with
American Accents and the team has now become more like an American sports franchise.
- An episode of the 5 part 'Villa' series.
Mary Coughlan is unable to make breakfast as there are no sausages. She accuses
Tom Cruise ,
Gerry Adams ,
Daniel O'Donnell and
Hector Ó HEochagáin .
- Radio presenter, and brother of
Roy Keane , Johnson (or Jay as he prefers to be known) meets Irish pop-rock outfit
The Thrills .
- A selection of clips featuring
Ronan Keating . Including Ronan replacing
Eminem after he pulled out of the
Slane Castle concert and an episode featuring Ronan and a golf cart.
-
Plastic Sheeting gives us a report on the unknown whereabouts of
Cork Culture.
- Financial adviser
Eddie Hobbs visits
Michael Jackson in his
Neverland Ranch , showing him how to "tighten the belt".
- The famous
José Mourinho sketch.
- A report on the whereabouts of a discarded
Brian McFadden hairstyle.
- Jay sets up Irish politician
Michael D. Higgins candid camera style in
Dublin Airport .
- Bertie attends the dedication of two new rhinos to
Dublin Zoo . Guests include Roy Keane (who really wants to see a lion) and music by Ronan Keating.
- Plastic Sheeting reports from 'The World Toilet Summit' in
Belfast . Ronan Keating, Gerry Adams and The Thrills have all taken part.
- A parody of
Barry Manilow's Mandy .
Bertie struggles to get served by a bartender named Andy.
- After budget cuts within the
RTÉ news correspondents are required to share a taxi to work together. There is also a bonus segment at the end of this track . It is a short clip from 'The Villa' in the pool. The characters discuss St. Patrick's Day.
