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PLOT The movie begins with two teenage girls, Amy and Stacy, driving along a dirt road at night. Stacy is bragging about how big her breast implants are and Amy wishes she would stop talking about her boobs, when she drops her ciggarette. As she leans down to pick it up, she accidentally hits someone crossing the street, which ends up being Shaggy 2 Dope . The impact makes their truck break down, and they call a friend named Carl to come get them. Just then, Violent J appears from out of nowhere, and asks what the trouble is. Being polite, he offers the girls flowers and says he is the owner of a local bed and breakfast just down the street, where they can wait for Carl there. His courtesy flatters Amy, and she convinces Stacy to come with them. Meanwhile, Carl and his friends, Brad and Tiffany, are on their way to pick up the girls. Carl, who is the stereotypical worried black guy, is upset by the fact that Brad has Marijuana in his car, while Tiffany is just irritated that they have to come all this way to find Amy and Stacy. Back at the bed and breakfast, J brags his place is the only one around for miles. After letting them in, he says he want's them to meet his brother, Shaggy, and calls for him. Shaggy, who got ran over at the beginning of the film, appears and chops off Stacy's head with a machete. J tell's him that he was going to try to have sex with her that night and gets into a scuffle with his brother on the floor. Getting up, he tell's Shaggy that they'll be expecting company, and drags Amy downstairs. The film cuts to the Bowling Balls music video, where J sings the first part of the song. ''Friends don't come easily and this I know'' ''And every time I make one they always say they gotta go'' ''I wanna talk with people and look 'em in the face'' ''I wanna take 'em home and they can stay at my place'' ''All the talking I could do, I would never lie to you'' ''We take a quick ride, homicide, then I confide in you'' ''And I can love you and technically even though you're dead'' ''You'll always be around cause I'm keeping your head'' ''I keep heads on shelves everywhere in my cellar'' ''I even own the melon of a dead fortuneteller'' ''The rotted ones I keep 'em up in fat pickle jars'' ''And the new ones we lay on the lawn and look at stars'' ''Its illegal, I know, but so is smoking weed'' ''And who the fuck, gives a fuck, when you have a need'' ''I collect human heads fresh up off the neck'' ''Face, lips, hair, nose, ears, gimme dat'' ''Faces people know more than names'' ''The hair is there and all the brains'' ''Your head would mean so much to me'' ''Your head would mean so much to me'' ''I wont dis you, you wanna wear a hat? What?'' ''How you want your eyelids open or shut?'' ''Your head would mean so much to me'' ''Your head would mean so much to me'' The film cuts back to Carl, Brad, and Tiffany arriving at the bed and breakfast. They enter the house, only to find it seemingly deserted. After looking around, they decide to split up. Carl goes upstairs, Tiffany goes downstairs, and Brad decides to check the kitchen. The film cuts back to the second part of the song. ''Sometimes I put 'em in my bowling bag and bring em' to work'' ''Play with their hair under my desk, with my bare foot'' ''Theyre like, stuffed animals all over the bed'' ''Human heads Pam, Jennifer, Hubert and Ted'' ''I even put one in the shower water comes out the mouth'' ''I kick a few around the yard when I feel like going out'' ''I blow air in the mouth piece and duct tape it shut'' ''Bring 'em in the pool and the heads will float up'' ''I'm not a sicko, yo, though I've had girlfriends'' ''I even put their makeup on and theke 'em for a spin'' ''I'm not a murderer like that, not really'' ''Only every Halloween the house do look kind of silly'' ''You know the homeless people that bother you for change?'' ''Almost all of my collection, from them is where they came'' ''I'm not insane about it, its just the world's too crouded'' ''And maybe I'ma do something a mother fuckin 'bout it'' Carl walks upstairs and hears noise behind it. Opening it up, he sees Shaggy sharpening his blade. Quickly closing the door, he turns around to see J standing in the hallway, holding a hatchet. He throws the hatchet and it hits Carl right in the forehead. As he falls down in pain, Shaggy comes out of the room and proceeds to hack Carl up, while J dances in the hallway. The film cuts to the chorus. ''Faces people know more than names'' ''The hair is there and all the brains'' ''Your head would mean so much to me'' ''Your head would mean so much to me'' ''I wont dis you, you wanna wear a hat? What?'' ''How you want your eyelids open or shut?'' ''Your head would mean so much to me'' ''Your head would mean so much to me'' The film cuts back to Tiffany, who is searching the basement. She finds a door, and opens it to find Amy tied up in the corner, but continuously screams when she notices all the human heads dangling on ropes from the ceiling. Still screaming, she runs out of the room. J and Shaggy hear her and start heading down the stairs. Tiffany runs into another room and trips. She fall knocks over a sling blade, which accidentally decapitates her. J gets onto Shaggy for not having their stuff properly organized, saying that "someone could get hurt." The film cuts to the third part of the song. ''I need some therapy to help me deal with this shit'' ''Dr. Wiggle Farmer, I need to make a visit'' ''He told me heads are normal but I gotta brush their teeth'' ''So now I'm brushing four mouths at a time using my feet'' ''He also told me to keep them from the dog'' ''But I already knew that, she chew their faces off'' ''And then Dr. Wiggle Farmer asked me for a couple'' ''I went into my bag and gave him two like " no trouble"'' ''Now Ive got therapy I'm feeling much better'' ''I'm happy forever, me and my craniums together'' ''They all over the house and they roll around the floor'' ''And if its got an afro I use it for a pillow'' ''I'm ill though, I never should've worried anyway'' ''I shoot head hoops and don't care what people say'' ''You can ask Dr. Wiggle Farmer for your self'' ''He's the 3rd head down, front row, top shelf'' The film goes back to Brad entering the kitchen, he looks in the fridge and finds a watermelon slice, which he proceeds to eat. He opens up the freezer to find a frozen human head. Still stoned, he at first can't believe what he's seeing and closes the door, only to find J behind it with a spiked bat. Brad tries to not be afraid and picks a fight with J, who happily accepts. Just then, Shaggy comes up from behind Brad, and jabs a stake through his chest. He falls down, and Shaggy slowly cuts off his head, before stabbing it multiple times in the mouth for fun. The film cuts back to the final part of the music video. ''Faces people know more than names'' ''The hair is there and all the brains'' ''Your head would mean so much to me'' ''Your head would mean so much to me'' ''I wont dis you, you wanna wear a hat? What?'' ''How you want your eyelids open or shut?'' ''Your head would mean so much to me'' ''Your head would mean so much to me'' Having killed all of her friends, J and Shaggy walk back to the basement to confront Amy, where they damgle her friend's heads in front of her. J tells her it's not about her her body, but it's all about her head, and that he thinks she has a beautiful one. Disgusted, she breaks the ropes around her wrists and tries to escape. J and Shaggy grab her from either end, and pull on her, both wanting her head. They tug so hard, her spinal cord, with her head still connected, yanks off her body. Extremely upset, J slaps Shaggy in the face with the spinal cord. ''Faces people know more than names'' ''The hair is there and all the brains'' ''Your head would mean so much to me'' ''Your head would mean so much to me'' ''I wont dis you, you wanna wear a hat? What?'' ''How you want your eyelids open or shut?'' ''Your head would mean so much to me'' ''Your head would mean so much to me'' The next night, a man and a woman are driving down the same road. Feeling romantic, the woman proceeds to give the man oral sex. The man ends up hitting Shaggy in a similar fashion and his car breaks down. The woman raises up and spits his testicle out of her mouth, with the man looking down in shock. Violent J appears and asks if there's a problem, implying that the whole story will start all over again. TRIVIA
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