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"The Spanish Inquisition" was a series of Monty Python Sketches , Parody ing the Spanish Inquisition . The principal Catchphrase in these sketches was "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"


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This was a recurring sketch always predicated on an unrelated sketch in which one character, expressing irritation at being questioned by another, would announce "I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition!" At this point the Inquisition—consisting of Cardinals Ximénez ( Michael Palin ), Biggles ( Terry Jones ), and Fang ( Terry Gilliam )—would burst into the room at the sound of a jarring chord. Ximénez would shout, with a particular and high-pitched emphasis on the first syllable, "''Nobody'' expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

After entering, the Inquisition frequently got bogged down in recitations of their weapons ("Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope , and nice red uniforms!"). Ximénez would state the number of weapons they had ("Our two/three/four weapons are..."), then list one more than he had counted, then start again using a higher number. After several attempts, Ximénez would state, "I'll come in again...", and herd The Inquisition back off the set. The Straight Man would then deliver the Cue Line again, the Inquisition would burst back in (complete with jarring chord), and the introduction tried again. This was repeated two or three times before Ximénez gave up and moved on.

Ximénez repeatedly ran into the problem of not being able to reliably Torture anyone. When he called for "the Rack ," Cardinal Biggles produced a dish-drying rack. When poking the victim with soft cushions produced no confession, Ximénez would inquire whether his assistants had gotten all the stuffing together into one end of the cushions, for supposed maximum effectiveness. Failing that, forcing the victim to sit in the comfy chair was tried.

In '' Monty Python's Flying Circus '', Series 2 Episode 2 (itself entitled "The Spanish Inquisition"), the Inquisition makes several "unexpected" appearances. At the very end of the show, in " Court Charades ", they are caught by surprise when a Defendant (who is also a Judge from another court) in session at the Old Bailey says "I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition". The whole court rises and looks expectantly at the witness entrance door (obviously expecting the Spanish Inquisition). As the closing credits roll the Inquisitors race to the Old Bailey by bus, to the tune of Devil's Gallop , only to arrive just as the words "THE END" appear. Ximénez has just enough time to say "Nobody expects the Spa...oh, Bugger !" before the episode ends. "Bugger" was a strong word for a BBC comedy show at the time, and some BBC regions omitted it from the broadcast.


SKETCHES INCLUDING THE SPANISH INQUISITION


  • ''Trouble at the mill/The Spanish Inquisition'' (Episode 15)

  • ''Pictures of Uncle Ted'' (Episode 15)

  • ''Court Charades'' (Episode 15)

  • ''After-shave'' (Episode 18, Cardinal Ximénez only)



REFERENCES IN OTHER WORKS





  • In one of his ! Yes, our two chief weapons are surprise, and spin!... And Amnesty International ! Yes, our three chief weapons are..."


  • In the '', one option for past occupation is "Inquisitor". At the end of the description, it reads, "...your chief weapon is fear. And surprise. Your two chief weapons are fear and surprise. And you can build the interrogation chamber for half price...".


  • The popular "Life of Python" sketch, featured in the BBC comedy program, '' Not The Nine O'Clock News '', included a line in which the director of the film General Synod 's Life of Christ, in response to a question of how he expected the public to react to his film, exclaims "Well, I certainly didn't expect (slight pause) the Spanish Inquisition".


  • In the ''", after a remark by her schoolmate about the headmaster's "inquisition thing", Dawn says "Yeah. No one expects the Spanish Inquisition." Then in " Touched ", Spike makes a throwaway comment about "that diabolical torture device, the comfy chair," when he prepares for a night of sleeping on it.


  • In the Infocom text-based computer game '' Zork Zero '', among the devices in the castle's torture chamber is a comfy chair.


  • In a Batman Comic Book , a Fictional Crossover occurred with the Monty Python Inquisition. Robin barrages Batgirl with questions, causing her to reply with "Hey, slow down, I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition!" The next panel features the Spanish Inquisition arriving on horseback. This unlikely event was actually worked in as a part of the overall plot. http://www.comictreadmill.com/CTMBlogarchives/2004/2004_Individual/2004_05/000416.php


  • In an episode of '' Judging Amy '', Vincent Gray briefly (and mostly unexpectedly) comes back to Connecticut and back to the apartment he used to live in. His cousin Kyle McCarty opens the door, to which Vincent quotes "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!" The two then proceed to play-wrestle with each other.


  • In episode Operation S.P.I.N.A.C.H. from '''' The reference is acknowledged with a Rimshot .


  • In the 2004 PC RTS Warlords Battlecry III , the Sirian Inquisitor will sometimes say "Nobody expects the Etherian Inquisition!" a parody of the catch phrase.



  • In '' Dress To Kill '', Eddie Izzard , recounting part of the plot of '' The Great Escape '' says, in parody of this sketch: "The British are working away, they're digging three tunnels - Charlie, Barley, and Farley. No, four tunnels - Charlie, Barley, Farley and Wally. No, five tunnels - Charlie, Farley, Wally -- No one expects the Spanish Tunnel King!"


  • In the free internet radio show, MaxSpeed on the site www.wcradio.com, Nobody Expects the Spanish Inquisition is a regular segment were something or someone is inquisitioned, and the sound byte is played.


  • In the Mac OS X operating system, the file /System/Library/Frameworks/Python.framework/Versions/2.3/lib/python2.3/test/audiotest.au is a recording of Ximénez' catchphrase.http://feeds.tuaw.com/~r/weblogsinc/tuaw/~3/107539955/


  • In , a pop-up box alerts the player whenever an inquisition is launched, the picture accompanying this warning strongly resembling the three characters in the sketch.



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