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There are many minor characters in the various versions of '' The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy '', by Douglas Adams . In fact, defining a major character is rather difficult. If the major characters are those the plot focuses on, they are Arthur Dent , Ford Prefect , Zaphod Beeblebrox , Marvin , Trillian and Slartibartfast with the possible inclusion of Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz , Random Dent and Fenchurch . If they are defined as characters appearing in all the books, they are only Ford Prefect and Arthur Dent. In this case, the definition of major characters will be those in the series with major plot significance not appearing on this list. =Characters= AGRAJAG Agrajag is a piteous creature that is continually Reincarnated and subsequently killed unknowingly by Arthur Dent each time. Agrajag first appears in the series as a falling bowl of Petunia s, although he is not identified as being the petunias until a later book. In another incarnation, he was a prehistoric Rabbit who was killed by Arthur for breakfast and whose skin was fashioned into a pouch, which is then used to swat a fly who also happened to be Agrajag. In yet another, he dies of a Heart Attack after seeing Arthur and Ford materialize, seated on a Chesterfield sofa, in the midst of a Cricket match at Lord's Cricket Ground . Eventually, Agrajag becomes aware of his many past incarnations and wishes to take revenge on Arthur Dent. He diverts Arthur's teleportation to the Cathedral of Hate for revenge, but mistakenly does so before the death of one of his incarnations has actually happened, thus making the attempt logically impossible. Agrajag tries to kill Arthur anyway, and once again dies at Arthur's hands, but not before setting off the explosives intended to kill Arthur in a massive rockfall. Because of cause and effect and the laws of time and the universe (not to mention dramatic necessity), Arthur escapes the rockfall and goes on to witness the death of Agrajag that hadn't yet happened when he was diverted to the Cathedral of Hate. In '' Mostly Harmless '' Agrajag is shot and killed by Random Frequent Flyer Dent, Arthur's daughter, at the club Beta when she is startled by him. Agrajag believed the shot was aimed at Arthur and Arthur's ducking constituted that Arthur had once again killed Agrajag, in Agrajag's point of view. In the 2004 / 2005 BBC Radio series versions of the last three books of Adams' series, Douglas Adams plays Agrajag, having recorded the part for an audiobook version of '' Life, The Universe And Everything ''. Producer Dirk Maggs added a suitable voice treatment, and Simon Jones as Arthur Dent recorded his lines opposite the pre-recorded Adams. Adams was thus able to "reincarnate" to participate in the new series. Appears in:
ALICE BEEBLEBROX, MRS Alice Beeblebrox is Zaphod's favourite mother, and guards the true story of Zaphod's visit to the Frogstar, waiting for "the right price." She is referenced in Fit The Eighth . ALLITNILS, THE As their names were written to suggest, every Allitnil is an anti-clone of a Lintilla . They were created by the cloning company to eliminate the billions of cloned Lintillas flooding out of a malfunctioning cloning machine. Being anti-clones, when an Allitnil comes into physical contact with a Lintilla, they both wink out of existence in a puff of unsmoke. Along with Poodoo and Varntvar the Priest, three Allitnils arrived on Brontitall to get the three Lintillas there to "agree to cease to be". Two of the clones eliminate their corresponding Lintillas, but Arthur shoots the third Allitnil, so that one Lintilla survives. Appearing only in the Final Episode Of The Second Radio Series , every one of the Allitnils are voiced by David Tate. ALMIGHTY BOB The Almighty Bob is a Deity worshipped by the people of Lamuella . Old Thrashbarg is one of the priests who worships Almighty Bob; however, Thrashbarg is often ignored by the villagers of Lamuella . ANJIE Anjie was a woman, on the brink of retirement, and on whose behalf a raffle was being held in order to buy her a kidney machine. An unnamed woman convinces Arthur Dent to buy raffle tickets while he and Fenchurch are in a railway pub, attempting to have lunch. Arthur won an album of bagpipe music. Referred to in: '' So Long, And Thanks For All The Fish '' ARCANE JILL WATSON Wife of John Watson, aka Wonko the Sane. Appears in ''So Long, and Thanks for all the Fish.'' Arcane Jill Watson tells Arthur on the phone the number of light years her husband is from the phone, and invites Arthur and Fenchurch to California. Also, Arcane is known to be the one who fills John Watson's fish bowl (A parting gift from the dolphins) with Wheat Germ , and when it was empty at the time of Arthur and Fenchurch's visit, going to buy some more Wheat Germ to fill it. ARCTURAN MEGAFREIGHTER CREW The captain and first officer were the only crew of an Arcturan Megafreighter carrying a larger number of copies of ''Playbeing'' magazine than the mind can comfortably conceive. They brought Zaphod Beeblebrox to Ursa Minor Beta, after he had escaped from the Haggunenon flag ship. Zaphod was let on board by the Number One, who was cynical about the Guide's editors becoming soft. He admired the fact that Zaphod was ''"hitching the hard way"''. They only appear in Fit The Seventh of the radio series, where the captain is played by David Tate , and his number one by Bill Paterson . However, some of their dialogue was given to other characters in '' The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe ''. BARMEN Three different barmen appear during the series. Barman of the Horse and Groom In the first book, in the TV series and the film, Ford and Arthur quickly down three pints - at lunchtime - to calm their muscles before using the teleport to escape on the Vogon ship. Being told the world is about to end he calls "last orders, please." The Red Lion Inn was used during the TV series, and referenced in the dialogue (Adams himself can be seen in the background of this scene); Steve Conway played the character on TV. This barman was played by David Gooderson in the original radio series and Stephen Moore in the LP recording. In the 2005 motion picture, Albie Woodington portrayed this particular barman. Barman in Old Pink Dog Bar Ford visits the Old Pink Dog Bar in Han Dold City, orders a round for everyone and then tries to use an American Express card to pay for it, fails, is threatened by a disembodied hand and so offers a Guide write-up instead. This happens in '' So Long, And Thanks For All The Fish ''. In the radio adaptation of this novel, the barman was played by Arthur Smith. Barman in the Domain of the King Another barman takes a galactic sized tip for Elvis from Ford on his Hitchhiker's corporate Dine-O-Charge credit card in an attempt to bankrupt InfiniDim Enterprises in '' Mostly Harmless '' and the final radio series. This bartender was played by Roger Gregg. BBC DEPARTMENT HEAD When Arthur returns to the Earth in ''. BLART VERSENWALD III In the epilogue of ''So Long and Thanks for All the Fish'', Blart Versenwald III was a top genetic engineer, and a man who could never keep his mind on the job at hand. When his homeworld was under threat from an invading army, he was tasked with creating an army of super-soldiers to fight them. Instead, he created (among other things) an off-switch for children and a remarkable new breed of superfly that could distinguish between solid glass and an open window. Fortunately, because the invaders were only invading because they couldn't cope with things back home, they too were impressed with Blart's creations, and a flurry of economic treaties rapidly secured peace. There is apparently a relevance of this tale to ''So Long and Thanks for All The Fish'', but it temporarily escaped the author's mind. BODYGUARD The strong silent type, an unnamed bodyguard is seen guarding the late Hotblack Desiato in '' The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe '', the LP adaptation of the radio series. In Episode Five of the TV series he is portrayed as a man of few words but who can lift Ford Prefect clean off the floor by actor David Prowse , Star Wars ' Darth Vader . In the LP adaptation of the radio series, the character was voiced by David Tate. CAVEMAN Not even able to spell "Grunt" and "Agh" and in consequence not make a suitable opponent at Scrabble for Arthur Dent ("he's probably spelt library with one R"). The caveman points at his spelling of "FORTY TWO" the game board gives Arthur the idea to pull out letters from the letters bag at random to attempt to find the ultimate question. Either the Vogons destroying the Earth five minutes too early, or the Golgafrinchan 's interference results in Arthur's brainwave patterns providing the unhelpful "What do you get when you multiply six by nine?". Appears in Fit the Sixth, the novel '' The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe '', and TV Episode Six . COLIN Colin is a small, round, melon-sized, flying security robot which Ford Prefect enslaves to aid in his escape from the newly re-organized Guide offices in '' Mostly Harmless ''. Ford captures Colin by trapping the robot with his Towel and re-wiring the robot's pleasure circuits, inducing a cyber-ecstasy trip. Ford uses Colin's cheerfulness to break into the Guide's corporate accounting software in order to plant a Trojan Horse module that will automatically pay anything billed to his InfiniDim Enterprises credit card. Colin also saves Ford's life when the Guide's new security force, the Vogons fire at him with a Rocket Launcher after Ford feels the need to jump out of the window. Colin was last seen being sent (at the risk of possible lonely incineration) to look after the delivery of the Guide Mark II to Arthur Dent in the Vogon's postal system. Colin was named after a dog belonging to a girl Ford had "fond memories" of: Emily Saunders. Colin appears in ''Mostly Harmless'' and in the radio series he was played by Andrew Secombe . DR. DAN STREETMENTIONER Author of ''Time Traveller's Handbook of 1001 Tense Formations'' which is handy for those travelling through time, and especially to Milliways . His guide is more complete than ''The Guide'' itself, which ignores the time travel tense topic – other than pointing out that the term 'future perfect' has been abandoned since it was discovered not to be. He is also mentioned in the third radio series, which gives many examples of his tense forms. DEEP THOUGHT of ''The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.'']] Deep Thought is a computer that was created by a pan-dimensional, hyper-intelligent race of beings to come up with The Ultimate Answer To Life, The Universe, And Everything . When, after seven and a half million years of calculation, the answer finally turns out to be 42 , Deep Thought's creators sheepishly realize that they do not know the question from whence the ultimate answer turned out to be. Deep Thought itself does not know the ultimate question to Life, the Universe and Everything, but offers to design an even more powerful computer ( Earth ; see Earth In Fiction ) to calculate it. After ten million years of calculation, the Earth is destroyed by Vogon s five minutes before the computation is complete. Appears in: On radio, Deep Thought was voiced by Geoffrey McGivern . On television and in the LP re-recording of the radio series, he was voiced by Valentine Dyall . In the feature film Deep Thought's voice was provided by actress Helen Mirren . In the television series, Deep Thought was shaped like a massive, black, and metal trapezoid with a yellow rectangular display that blinked on and off in time with the computer's speaking. The timing of the light's flashing was done on set by author Douglas Adams . Valentine Dyall's voice was dubbed in later. In the feature film, it appears as a large, vaguely humanoid computer (see picture), with a gigantic head supported, as if in a bored repose, by two arms. This particular version of Deep Thought likes to watch Television and late in the film can also be seen to have the Apple Computer logo above its eye. This is a reference to Adams being a fan and advocate of the Apple Macintosh until his death. IBM 's Chess -playing computer Deep Thought was named in honour of this fictional computer. The technology-related website Deep Thought {Link without Title} was named after this fictional computer. Regarding the naming of this character, all Douglas Adams was ever quoted as saying (in '') was that "The name is a very obvious joke." DISASTER AREA'S CHIEF RESEARCH ACCOUNTANT As Disaster Area's earnings require hypermathematics, their chief research Accountant was named Professor of Neomathematics at the University Of Maximegalon and in his '' Special Theories of Tax Returns '' he proves that Space-time is "not merely curved, it is, in fact, totally bent." Referred to in:
DISH OF THE DAY The quadruped Dish of the Day is an Ameglian Major Cow, a ' patrons greatly distresses Arthur Dent, and the Dish is nonplussed by a queasy Arthur's subsequent order of a Green Salad , since he knows "many vegetables that are very clear" on the point of not wanting to be eaten — which was part of the reason for the creation of the Ameglian Major Cow in the first place. After Zaphod orders four rare steaks, the Dish announces that he is nipping off to the kitchen to shoot himself. Though he states, "I'll be very humane," this does not comfort Arthur at all. Appears in: The character is not present in the original radio series, but does make a cameo appearance in the finale of the fifth radio series. The first appearance of him was in a Stage Adaptation in 1980 at the Rainbow Theatre . Since then he appeared in the second novel, and the Television Series . In the TV series, he was played by Peter Davison , who was at that time both Sandra Dickinson 's husband and the newly announced Fifth Doctor Who . Dickinson played Trillian in the television series (and "Tricia McMillan" in the final radio series), and suggested casting Davison, who was a fan of the radio series. EAST RIVER CREATURE As Ford Prefect travels through space in a Sirius Cybernetics Corporation spaceship, he has a dream in which he encounters a strange creature made of slime from the East River in New York who has just come into existence. After asking Ford a series of questions about life, and Ford's recommendation of finding love on 7th Avenue, the creature leaves Ford to talk to a nearby policemen on his status in life. Appearances: In Fit the Twenty-First, the East River character was played by American comedian Jackie Mason . ECCENTRICA GALLUMBITS Known as "The Triple-Breasted Whore of Eroticon Six", Eccentrica Gallumbits is first mentioned in ''The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy'' when Arthur looks up ''Earth'' for the first time in the guide. The entry for Earth is under that of Eccentrica Gallumbits. She is heard about again during a newscast that Zaphod Beeblebrox tunes into shortly after stealing the spaceship '' Heart Of Gold ''. The newsreader quotes Eccentrica describing Zaphod as "The best bang since the Big One ." It was also reported in Fit the Ninth of the radio series that Zaphod had delivered a presidential address from her bedroom on at least one occasion. Pears Gallumbit, a dessert which has several things in common with her, is available at The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe . Some people say her Erogenous Zone s start some four miles from her actual body. Ford Prefect disagrees, saying five. This character never actually appears in the series, but is mentioned by various characters in all five of the books. In a possible homage to the series, the film '' Total Recall '' features a triple-breasted prostitute (played by Lycia Naff ); it also features a number of other references to the ''Guide'', such as wrapping a towel around one's head to avoid being found (synonymous with the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal). She is referenced in an issue of the '' Legion Of Super Heroes ''. EDDIE Eddie is the name of the shipboard computer on the starship '' Heart Of Gold ''. Like every other system on the spaceship, it has a Sirius Cybernetics Corporation Genuine People Personality. Thus, Eddie is over-excitable, quite talkative, over-enthused and extremely ingratiating, or alternatively a coddling, school matron-type after a particularly morose conversation with Marvin the paranoid android. Shipboard networking interconnects Eddie with everything from the air conditioning upwards on the ''Heart of Gold'', with the downside the whole ship is effectively crippled by Arthur Dent's request for Tea from Nutrimatic Drink Dispenser , the computation of which nearly crashed Eddie and everything connected to him. On some occasions when certain destruction seems quite imminent, Eddie will sing " You'll Never Walk Alone " in a particularly cheesy and upbeat tone. Appears in:
He is voiced in the first two radio series and on television by David Tate . In the television version, Eddie has lights on his case that flash when he speaks. Douglas Adams read in Eddie's lines during filming to operate the lights. In the 2004-2005 radio series, he is voiced by Roger Gregg and in the 2005 feature film by Thomas Lennon . EFFRAFAX OF WUG A sciento-magician who bet his life that he could make an entire mountain invisible within a year. Having wasted most of the period of time failing to create a cloaking device, he hired a company to simply remove the mountain, though this course of action lost him the bet, and his life, due in part to the sudden and rather suspicious presence of an extra moon. It is remarked that he should have simply established a simple Somebody Else's Problem field, thus making the mountain totally invisible, by simply painting it bright pink. Referenced in: '' Life, The Universe And Everything ''. ELDERS OF KRIKKIT The Elders of Krikkit were, in '' Life, The Universe And Everything '', under influence of the remains of the supercomputer Hactar, which aeons previously had been blown to dust, but retained a measure of consciousness, and determined to destroy the entire universe using the supernova bomb they had built. Trillian used her feminine charm and smart rhetoric in an attempt to dissuade the elders, but failed to stop them deploying the ultimate weapon, which simply dented the council chamber, very badly. ELVIS PRESLEY Elvis Presley is a real-life singer, who died in 1977 . It has been popularly suggested that he has been Abducted By Aliens , or that he is actually an alien who faked his own death so he could return to his home planet. In '' Mostly Harmless '', Elvis is discovered by Ford Prefect and Arthur Dent working as a bar singer on an alien planet, and owning a large pink spaceship. Ford, having become huge fan of Elvis while he was stranded on Earth, watched the performance intently for its entire duration. Presley is not actually named, however his identity is easy to determine from the facts that the bar is called "The Domain of The King," the "EP" initials in the pink spaceship which Ford and Arthur buy from him, and the accent in which he sings. Ford's irreplaceable blue suede shoes, one of which is destroyed during the events in the early part of ''Mostly Harmless'' are a tribute to his Elvis fandom. In the radio adaptation of ''Mostly Harmless'', The Quintessential Phase , it has been indicated that in the alternate Earth which is the focus of the story, Elvis never died, and there is mention of an album "Elvis sings Oasis ". He appears (but is not directly named) in Fit The Twenty-Sixth , voiced by Philip Pope . EMPEROR OF THE GALAXY The final Emperor of the Galactic Empire in the ''Hitchhiker's'' universe was placed into a stasis field within his dying moments many millennia prior to the events of the series. This left the Empire without a ruling Emperor, as the last of the Emperor's heirs all died. And so an Imperial President, elected by the Galactic Assembly, was later seen to hold power, without actually wielding any. This was the office held by Yooden Vranx and Zaphod Beeblebrox . Referenced in: ERIC BARTLETT In the final novel, it is gardener Eric Bartlett who discovers that space-aliens have landed on Tricia's lawn and hasn't cut her grass. FENCHURCH Fenchurch is Arthur Dent 's Soulmate in the fourth book of the Hitchhiker "trilogy", '' So Long, And Thanks For All The Fish ''. Fenchurch was named after the Fenchurch Street Railway Station where she was conceived in the ticket queue. Adams revealed in an interview that it was really the ticket queues at Paddington Station that made him think of conceiving a character there, but chose Fenchurch as a name because of Paddington Bear .1 She first appears as the unnamed girl in the café on the first page of the First Book ; she is the girl referred to as "sitting on her own in a café in Rickmansworth ." In the fourth book, when the Earth and everyone including Fenchurch had mysteriously reappeared, a romantic relationship blooms between her and Arthur Dent. He teaches her to fly, before a first aerial sexual encounter, and a second with Sony Walkmen . At the beginning of the fifth book, she vanishes abruptly during a hyperspace jump on their first intergalactic holiday. Douglas Adams later claimed that he wanted to get rid of the character as she was getting in the way of the story. Much of this is evident from the Self-referential prose surrounding Arthur and Fenchurch's relationship. In the Quintessential Phase of the radio series, she is revealed to have been working as a waitress at Milliways since she vanished, and is reunited with Arthur Dent . In the Radio Adaptation Of ''So Long And Thanks For All The Fish'' Fenchurch is played by actress Jane Horrocks . Appears in:
FRANKIE AND BENJY MOUSE Frankie and '''Benjy''' are the mice that Arthur (et al.) encounter on Magrathea . Frankie and Benjy wish to extract the final readout data from Arthur's brain to get The Ultimate Question To Life, The Universe, And Everything . Frankie and Benjy are, after all, part of the pan-dimensional race that created the Earth as a Supercomputer successor to Deep Thought in order to find out the question to which the answer was 42 . In the first version, the radio series, they offered Arthur and Trillian a large amount of money if they could tell them what the Question is. In later versions this was changed - unfortunately for Arthur, they claim the only way to do this is to remove his brain and prepare it, apparently by dicing it. They promise to replace it with a simple computer brain, which, suggested Zaphod, would only have to say things like "What?", "I don't understand" and "Where's the tea?". Arthur objects to this ("What?", he says. "See!" says Zaphod), and escapes with the help of his friends. Frankie says: I mean, yes idealism, yes the dignity of pure research, yes, the pursuit of truth in all its forms, but there comes a point I'm afraid where you begin to suspect that if there's any real truth it's that the entire multi-dimensional infinity of the Universe is almost certainly being run by a bunch of maniacs; and if it comes to a choice between spending another ten million years finding that out and on the other hand just taking the money and running, I for one could do with the exercise2 In the movie, they are in fact the manifestations of Lunkwill and Fook, the pan-dimensional beings who designed and built Deep Thought, and were squashed flat by Arthur Dent when they attempted to remove his brain. Appear in: On radio, David Tate played Benjy Mouse and Peter Hawkins voiced Frankie Mouse. They appeared in Fit The Fourth . They also appeared in Episode Four of the TV series, where they were voiced by David Tate and Stephen Moore. FROGSTAR PRISONER RELATIONS OFFICER In Fit The Eighth the Frogstar Prisoner Relations Officer (referred to in the scripts as the "FPRO") does his best to annoy Zaphod by hosing him down, letting him think that he escaped to an Ursa Minor robot disco by body debit card, asking him for an autograph and teleporting away whilst Zaphod helps him with his respiratory problem - that he is breathing. GAG HALFRUNT In the series, Gag Halfrunt is the private Brain care specialist of Zaphod Beeblebrox , and is not a major character in terms of the amount of dialogue or prominence he gets. However, he is major in the sense that he has a key influence on the plot (at least in the radio series version). This may be in part because large parts of the series were made up by Adams as he went along, and some of the plot developments and explanations were more a way to tie up some of the glaring loose ends than part of a predetermined master plan. In the story, the Earth is really a giant Computer built to determine the Ultimate Question to Life, the Universe and Everything. Gag Halfrunt (as leader of a group of psychiatrists) is in cahoots with the Vogons to destroy the Earth to prevent the Ultimate Question from ever being discovered. The reason behind this plot is that the psychiatrists cannot afford to have the Ultimate Question revealed, because this would put them out of a job (on the premise that if the Question becomes known, everyone would suddenly start leading happy and productive lives, rendering the entire profession of Psychiatry unnecessary). Later the Vogons also try (under Gag's direction) to destroy the starship '' Heart Of Gold '', because it is carrying Arthur Dent , who may have the Question buried in his brain somewhere. All of this is unknown to Zaphod because he has brainwashed himself to forget about the collusion (though again this seems to be more of a device to explain why it only becomes clear towards the end of the second series and hasn't been mentioned before). In the end Zaphod "remembers" and does, in fact, find The Ruler Of The Universe . Gag Halfrunt was used since his first appearance in Fit the Second as a Running Joke ; he would remark, in an oddly German accent (possibly in reference to the Austrian psychiatrist Sigmund Freud ), whenever asked about Zaphod "Vell, Zaphod's just zis guy, you know?" This line has become a popular catchphrase among fans of the series. Appears in: On radio, he was voiced by Stephen Moore , and appears in Fits The Second , Seventh and Ninth . On television, he was played by Gil Morris and in the film he is played by Jason Schwartzman . In both these versions he only appears briefly, being interviewed about Zaphod Beeblebrox, and the plot involving the Ruler of the Universe does not appear. GAIL ANDREWS In '' Mostly Harmless '', Gail Andrews is an Astrologer who is interviewed by Tricia McMillan about the impact that the discovery of the planet Persephone, Or Rupert will have on astrology. She is an advisor to the President Of The United States , President Hudson, but denies having recommended the bombing of Damascus . In the radio series, she appears in Fit The Twenty-Third , and is voiced by Lorelei King . GARGRAVARR Gargravarr, the disembodied mind and custodian of the Total Perspective Vortex suffers from real-life Dualism and is therefore having trial separation with his body, which has taken his forename '''Pizpot'''. The dispute arose over whether sex is better than fishing or not, a disastrous attempt at combining the two activities, and his body going out partying too late. Since he has no physical form that can be seen, he leads those condemned to the Total Perspective Vortex by humming various morose tunes so that the condemned can follow the sound of his voice. Appears in: Gargravarr was voiced on radio by Valentine Dyall - he appears in Fit The Eighth . GARKBIT Garkbit is the Head Waiter at Milliways , the impossible "The Restaurant at the End of the Universe". He is professionally unfazed by Arthur, Ford, Zaphod, and Trillian's unruly arrival, and has a fine sales-patter and very dry sense of humour. Appears in: In the radio series Garkbit is played by Anthony Sharp , and appears in Fit The Fifth . In the television series, he is portrayed by Jack May and appears in Episode Five . GENGHIS TEMüJIN KHAN Son of Yesügei , Genghis is both a distant ancestor of Mr Prosser and was called "a wanker, a tosspot, a very tiny piece of turd" by Wowbagger, The Infinitely Prolonged in "The Private Life of Genghis Khan", originally based on a sketch written by Adams and Graham Chapman . The short story also appears in some editions of '' The Salmon Of Doubt ''.Adams, Douglas "The Utterly Utterly Merry Comic Relief Christmas Book", 1986. GREAT GREEN ARKLESEIZURE To those on people of Viltvodle VI, the creator of the universe. The Jatravartid's God appear in the second novel, the TV series, and the movie. GOD Aside from being the favourite subject of author Oolon Colluphid ("Where God Went Wrong", "Some More of God's Greatest Mistakes", "Who is this God Person Anyway" and "That About Wraps it Up for God"), God also makes a disappearance in the Guide's entry for the Babel Fish ("I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing". "But," says man "The Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED ."). Majikthise worries about philosophers sitting up half the night arguing that there may or may not be a God if Deep Thought can give His phone number the next morning. Arthur, Fenchurch and Marvin visit God's Final Message to His Creation ("we apologise for the inconvenience") in '' So Long, And Thanks For All The Fish ''. Four other characters have the status of a god: Almighty Bob , the Great Green Arkleseizure , Thor and Rob McKenna . GOGRILLA MINCEFRIEND An enterprising chap who addressed the problem of . GOLGAFRINCHANS The Golgafrinchans first appear in Fit The Sixth of the radio series. In the novel series, their appearances are all in '' The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe '' and in the television show, they appear in Episode Six . In all formats, the story is essentially the same. Following their adventures at Milliways, Arthur and Ford teleport onto an "Ark Ship" containing a number of Golgafrinchans. This particular group consists of the Wodehousian 3 " Middle Class " who have common, middle-management types of occupations, and a They were sent away from their planet under false pretenses by the ( Upper Class ) "thinkers" and ( Working Class ) "doers" of their society, who deemed them useless. They were told that the entire society had to move to a new planet, with a variety of thin excuses, and that it was necessary for them to go first to prepare the new planet for their occupation. However, it turns out that one of the middle-men was necessary for survival, and as a result, the rest of the Golgafrinchan society died off (see below). Agda and Mella Agda and '''Mella''' are Golgafrinchan girls that Arthur and Ford hit on. On Golgafrincham, Agda used to be a junior Personnel Officer and Mella an Art Director . Agda is taller and slimmer and Mella shorter and round-faced. Mella and Arthur became a couple, as did Agda and Ford. In a way Mella was very relieved because she had been saved from a life of looking at moodily lit tubes of toothpaste. Agda died a few weeks later from a chain of events that Ford unknowingly started by throwing the Scrabble letter Q into a privet bush: it startled a rabbit, which ran away and was eaten by a fox, who choked on the rabbit and died, contaminating a stream that Agda drank from and became sick - it is said that the only moral one could possibly learn from these occurrences is not to throw the letter Q into a privet bush. Agda and Mella only appear in the novel. Captain The Captain is the captain of the Golgafrinchan Ark Fleet Ship B. He likes to bathe with his rubber duck (he spent practically the entire time he was captain of the B Ark and as much of his time on Earth, a total time of over three years, as has been documented in the bath) and has got a very relaxed attitude towards everything. The Captain also has a fondness for "jynnan tonnyx," which is one of a nearly infinite version of the alcoholic drink Gin And Tonic , which, according to the story, every civilised culture in the universe has developed independently, though the drink's name is always a variation on Earth's gin and tonic, and that, combined by the fact that the drinks were all made ''before'' the worlds concerned made contact with any other worlds, is the only thing all the drinks have in common. His personality was based on Douglas Adams' habit of taking extraordinarily long Baths as a method of Procrastination to avoid writing. He was voiced by David Jason in the radio series and by Frank Middlemass in the LP album adaptation. On television, it was Aubrey Morris . Great Circling Poets of Arium These rock throwing poets can be seen in the ''Guide'' graphics in the TV Series , heard about in the Primary Phase and read about in the Second Novel . They are original inhabitants of Golgafrincham, one of whose descendants inspire the stories that caused the creation of the "'B' Ark" that Arthur and Ford find themselves on. The first part of their songs tell of how five princes with four horses from the City of Vassilian travel widely in distant lands, and the latter - and longer - part of the songs are about which of them is going to walk back. Hairdresser One of the Golgafrinchans on the prehistoric Earth, the hairdresser was put in charge of the fire development sub-committee. They gave him a couple of sticks to rub together, but instead, he made them into a pair of scissors in the radio series, or curling tongs in the television and book series. He was played by Aubrey Woods in the radio series, by Stephen Grief in the LP album adaptation, and by David Rowlands on television. Management consultant The Golgafrinchans' management consultant tried to arrange the meetings of the colonization committee along the lines of a traditional committee structure, complete with a chair and an agenda. He was also in charge of fiscal policy, and decided to adopt the leaf as legal tender, making everyone immensely rich. In order to solve the inflation problem this caused, he planned a major deforestation campaign to effectively revalue the leaf by burning down all the forests. He was played by Jonathan Cecil in the radio series, by David Tate in the LP album adaptation, and by Jon Glover on television. Marketing girl Another Golgafrinchan on prehistoric Earth, the marketing girl assisted the hairdresser's fire development sub-committee in researching what consumers want from fire and how they relate to it and if they want it fitted nasally. She also tried to invent the wheel, but had a little difficulty deciding what colour it should be. She was played by Beth Porter both in the radio series and on television and by Loueen Willoughby in the LP album adaptation. Number One Number One is the First officer in the Golgafrinchan Ark Fleet Ship B. He is not very smart, having difficulty tying up his shoelaces, but is regarded by the captain as a nice chap. His only function to appear in the series is to offer Ford and Arthur drinks. He was voiced by Jonathan Cecil in the radio series and by David Tate in the LP album adaptation. On television, the character was renamed Number Three and played by Geoffrey Beevers . Number Two Number Two is a Militaristic officer in the Golgafrinchan Ark Fleet Ship B. He captures Arthur and Ford and interrogates them. When they land on Earth, Number Two declares a war on another, uninhabited continent. He likes shouting a lot, and thinks the Captain is an idiot. He is played by on the planet Earth, and Number One played by Matthew Scurfield on the B Ark. Telephone Sanitizer The telephone sanitizer is involved in the plot thread relating to the planet Golgafrincham in '' The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe ''. Ironically, after all the telephone sanitizers were sent away with the rest of the "useless" Golgafrinchans, the rest of the society died off from an infectious disease contracted from an unsanitized telephone. GRUNTHOS THE FLATULENT Grunthos the Flatulent was the poetmaster of the Azgoths of Kria, writers of the second worst poetry in the universe, just between Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings and the Vogons . The guide recites a tale of how, during a reading of his poem ''Ode To A Small Lump Of Green Putty I Found In My Armpit One Midsummer Morning'', "four of the audience died of internal hemorrhaging and the president of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council survived only by gnawing one of his own legs off." Reportedly "disappointed" by the reception of his poem, Grunthos then prepared to read his 12-book epic, ''My Favourite Bathtime Gurgles'' (or ''Zen And The Art Of Going To The Lavatory'' in the TV series). He was prevented from doing so when his small intestine leapt up his neck and throttled his brain in a desperate bid to save civilization, killing him. Excerpt from "''Ode To A Small Lump Of Green Putty I Found In My Armpit One Midsummer Morning''", taken from the TV series graphics: Putty. Putty. Putty. Green Putty - Grutty Peen. Grarmpitutty - Morning! Pridsummer - Grorning Utty! Discovery..... Oh. Putty?..... Armpit? Armpit..... Putty. Not even a particularly Nice shade of green. Excerpt from "''Zen And The Art Of Going To The Lavatory''", also taken from the TV series Relax mind Relax body Relax bowels Relax. Do not fall over. You are a cloud. You are raining. Do not rain While train Is standing at a station. Move with the wind. Apologise where necessary. Appears in: GUIDE MARK II In the final novel, the Guide Mark II is created by the Vogons to help them destroy all the many Earths that appear in the novels. By using ''reverse temporal engineering'' throughout the book, the Guide Mark II - which takes on the appearance of a bird with '' Unfiltered Perception '' - cajoles the cast to their final destination at Club Beta on Earth to first re-meet Agrajag and then be destroyed by the mindless Grebulons . HACTAR Flexible and imaginative, Hactar was the first Computer in which its individual components reflected the pattern of the whole, much like DNA in a biological organism. (See Jupiter Brain .) Hactar is made by the Silastic Armourfiends , who ask for an "Ultimate Weapon". Hactar, taking the request literally, builds a supernova bomb which would connect every major Sun in the Universe through hyperspace, thus making every Star to go Supernova . Deciding that he could find no circumstance where such a bomb would be justified, Hactar builds a small defect into it. After discovering the defect, the Armourfiends pulverize Hactar. Over æons Hactar moves and recombines to become a dark cloud surrounding Krikkit , isolating the inhabitants. Deciding that the decision not to destroy the universe was not his to make, he uses his influence to make them build their first space ship and discover the universe; he then manipulates them into the same rage which the Armourfiends possessed, urging that they destroy all other life. After an incredibly long and bloody galactic war, Judiciary Pag banishes Krikkit to an envelope of "Slo-Time" to be released after the rest of the universe ends. At the end of '' Life, The Universe And Everything '', after his scheme fails, Hactar slips the cricket-ball-shaped supernova bomb to Arthur Dent, who then accidentally saves the Universe again by being an abysmal bowler. Appears in: He is played on radio first by Geoffrey McGivern , in a flashback for which McGivern is not credited during Fit The Seventeenth . He is then voiced by Leslie Phillips , appearing again in Fit The Eighteenth . HAGGUNENON UNDERFLEET COMMANDER The Underfleet Commander reports directly to the Haggunenon Admiral. The admiral had gone off for a quick meal at Milliways, where Ford and Zaphod attempted to steal his/her/its/their flagship. But as it had a pre-set return course, it resumed its place at the front of a hundred thousand horribly weaponed black battle cruisers. Because the Haggunenons have very unstable DNA and change their shape/appearance at random and often inconvenient times, the Underfleet Commander mistakenly assumes that Zaphod and Trillian are, in fact, the admiral. The Underfleet Commander only appears in Fit The Sixth , voiced by Aubrey Woods . The Haggunenons were written out of subsequent versions, as they were originally co-written with John Lloyd , although they did appear in some stage adaptations. Haggunenons are greatly inconvenienced by their genetic instability and so have vowed to wage terrible war against all "filthy rotten stinking same-lings." A similar creature appears on the BBC TV series Red Dwarf . HAPPY VERTICAL PEOPLE TRANSPORTERS The lifts in the fictional ''Hitchhiker's Guide'' offices are called Happy Vertical People Transporters. Another "product" of Adams's fictional Sirius Cybernetics Corporation , they are meant to be sentient enough to argue with and have "defocused temporal perception." The latter concept is meant to enable the lifts to see far enough into the future to arrive at a floor before a potential passenger realizes they wanted a lift, and thus remove any chatting, relaxing, and making friends people had to do whilst waiting for old-fashioned lifts. The one lift with a voice appears in Fit The Seventh , voiced by David Tate. The lifts make a cameo appearance of sorts in The Quintessential Phase . HIG HURTENFLURST Hig Hurtenflurst "only happens to be" the risingest young executive in the Dolmansaxlil Shoe Corporation. During Fit the Eleventh, he is on Brontitall . What he is doing there is something of a mystery, as the Shoe Event Horizon was reached long ago and the survivors of the famine have long since evolved into bird people and set up home inside a fifteen-mile high statue of Arthur Dent. His foot-warriors capture Arthur Dent and three Lintilla clones, who are threatened by Hurtenflurst to be "revoked. K-I-L-L-E-D, revoked". He then proceeds to show them a film about the activities of the Dolmansaxlil Shoe Corporation, which is interrupted by Marvin, who has cut the power in order to rescue Arthur and the Lintillas. He appeared in Fit The Eleventh of the original radio series, and was played by Marc Smith . He has not appeared in any versions after this. HOTBLACK DESIATO .]] Hotblack Desiato is the ajuitar keyboard player of the Rock group ''Disaster Area'', claimed to be the loudest band in the universe, and in fact the loudest sound of any kind, anywhere. So loud is this band that the audience usually listens from the safe distance of thirty seven miles away in a well-built concrete bunker. ''Disaster Area's'' lavish performances went so far as to crash a space ship into the sun to create a solar flare. Pink Floyd 's Lavish Stage Shows were the inspiration for ''Disaster Area''. (Incidentally, Douglas Adams was credited for coming up with the title of Pink Floyd's 1994 album '' The Division Bell ''.) At the time when the main characters meet him, in '' The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe '', Hotblack is spending a year Dead "for tax reasons", though he is still psychically alive. The character is named after an estate agency based in Islington , with branches throughout North London ; Adams said he was struggling to find a name for the character and, spotting a Hotblack Desiato sign, liked the name so much he "nearly crashed the car" and eventually telephoned to ask permission to use the firm's name for a character. Apparently, the firm's staff later received phone calls telling them they had a nerve naming their company after Adams' character. The Disaster Area sub-plot was first heard in the LP Album Adaptations and later in '' The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe ''. It replaces the Haggunenon material from the Fit The Sixth in the radio series. The character appears in Episode Five , and his ship in Episode Six of the TV series. He does not have any lines, and is played by Barry Frank Warren . HUMMA KAVULA Humma Kavula is a semi-insane missionary living amongst the Jatravartid people of Viltvodle VI, and a former Space Pirate . (It was presumably during his time as a pirate that he lost his legs and had them replaced with telescoping mechanical spider appendages). He wears thick glasses, which make his eyes appear normal when worn; however, when he removes the glasses, he appears to have shrunken black pits where his eyes should be. He seems to be a religious leader on that planet, preaching about the ''Coming of the Great White Handkerchief'' (See Jatravartids ). He also ran against Zaphod Beeblebrox in the campaign for President of the Galaxy with the campaign slogan "Don't Vote For Stupid," but lost, and has remained bitter about it ever since. In the film he is seeking the Point-of-view Gun to further his religion's acceptance, and he takes one of Zaphod's heads as hostage to ensure his help. The character was created by Adams exclusively for the 2005 movie. Quoting Robbie Stamp: "All the substantive new ideas in the movie, Humma, the Point of View Gun and the "paddle slapping sequence" on Vogsphere are brand new Douglas ideas written especially for the movie by him." {Link without Title} Appears in:
HURLING FROOTMIG Hurling Frootmig is said to be the founder of the Hitchhiker's Guide, who established its fundamental principles of honesty and idealism, and went bust. Later, after much soul-searching, he re-established the Guide with its principles of honesty and idealism and where you could stuff them, and went on to lead the Guide to its first major commercial success. He is mentioned in '' Life, The Universe And Everything ''. He did not make the Tertiary Phase of the radio series, but was mentioned in Fit The Twenty-Fourth of the Quintessential Phase . IX Ix is the childhood nickname of Ford Prefect, since his name in the native language of his father, who was from Betelgeuse 7, was unpronouncable in the language of his adopted home planet, Betelgeuse 5. See the Ford Prefect article for further details. JUDICIARY PAG His High Judgmental Supremacy, Judiciary Pag, L.I.V.R. (the Learned, Impartial, and Very Relaxed) was the Chairman of the Board of Judges at the Krikkit War Crimes Trial. He privately called himself Zipo Bibrok 5 × 108 (which is half-a-billion). It was Judiciary Pag's idea that the people of Krikkit be permanently sealed in a Slo-Time envelope, and the seal could only be broken by bringing a special Key to the Lock. When the rest of the universe had ended, the seal would be broken and Krikkit could continue a solitary existence in the universe. This judgement seemed to please everybody except the people of Krikkit themselves, but the only alternative was to face annihilation. Pag's real name shares some similarities with that of Zaphod Beeblebrox , suggesting that he may be a distant ancestor (and therefore descendant) of Zaphod. Appears in: He is played on radio by Rupert Degas , and appears in Fit The Fifteenth . KARL MUELLER Karl Mueller operates a nightclub, Club Alpha, in New York City . He is German with a Greek mother, and was handed the running of the club by his brother Stavro Mueller, who renamed Club Alpha with his own name. He appears in '' Mostly Harmless '', in the storyline regarding the final death of Agrajag . KRIKKITERS Ford, Arthur, Trillian and Slartibartfast meet a group of murderous Krikkiters on the surface of their planet. Away from the influence of Hactar, they are troubled by their Elders wanting to destroy the Universe as they are keen to have sporting links with the rest of the Galaxy. They appear in '' Life, The Universe And Everything '' and the Tertiary Phase of the radio series. MRS ENID KAPELSEN An old woman from Boston who rediscovers purpose in life by seeing Arthur and Fenchurch flying (and performing other activities) outside the aeroplane within which she is flying to Heathrow. Witnessing this, she became enlightened, and realized that everything she had ever been taught was varyingly incorrect. She annoys the flight attendants by continually pressing her call button for reasons such as "the child in front was making milk come out of his nose." Later she ends up seated next to Arthur and Fenchurch on another aeroplane en route from Los Angeles to London (though in the radio series adaptation, she flies with Arthur and Fenchurch on a flight from London to Los Angeles). Appears in: She was played by Margaret Robertson in Fit The Twenty-First during the Quandary Phase. KNOW-NOTHING BOZO THE NON-WONDER DOG A dog belonging to advertiser Will Smithers which was so stupid that it was incapable of eating the right dog food on camera, even when engine oil was poured on the wrong food. It was so named because its hair stuck upright on its head in a way that resembled Ronald Reagan (The dog also had an adverse reaction whenever someone said the word " Commies "). Bozo barked at Arthur whilst he considered entering the Horse and Groom pub on his return to Earth in ''So Long and Thanks for all the Fish''. KWALTZ Kwaltz is one of the Vogons on Vogsphere, directing Jeltz's Vogon Constructor Fleet during the demolition of Earth and enforcing the galaxy's bureaucracy. Appears in:
LADY CYNTHIA FITZMELTON Lady Cynthia Fitzmelton is described in the original radio script as "a sort of Margaret Thatcher , Penelope Keith character." She is responsible for christening the "very splendid and worthwhile yellow bulldozer" which knocks down Arthur Dent's house in "cruddy Cottington", and it gives her "great pleasure" to make a "very splendid and worthwhile" speech immediately beforehand. She only appears in Fit The First of the radio series, where she was voiced by Jo Kendall . Her "very splendid and worthwhile" lines were entirely dropped from later versions. LAJESTIC VANTRASHELL OF LOB Lajestic Vantrashell of Lob is a small man with a strange hat who guards God's Final Message to His Creation, and who sells Arthur and Fenchurch a ticket to it before passing them on a scooter and imploring them to "keep to the left". Introduced by Prak in the epilogue to '' Life, The Universe And Everything '', he finally appears towards the end of '' So Long, And Thanks For All The Fish '' when we also realize that he has been a regular visitor to Wonko The Sane, who describes angels with golden beards and green wings, Dr Scholl sandals, who eat nachos and do a lot of Coke . He says that he runs a concession stand by the message and when Wonko says "I don't know what that means" he says "no, you don't". LALLAFA Lallafa was an ancient Poet who lived in the Forest s of the Long Lands of Effa. His home inspired him to write a poetic opus known as ''The Songs of the Long Land'' on pages made of dried habra Leaves . His poems were discovered years after Lallafa's death, and news of them quickly spread. For centuries, the poems gave inspiration and illumination to many who would otherwise be much more unhappy, and for this they are usually considered around the Galaxy to be the greatest poetic works in existence. This is remarkable because Lallafa wrote his poems without the aid of Education or Correction Fluid . The latter fact attracted the attention of some correction fluid manufacturers from the Mancunian nebula. The manufacturers worked out that if they could get Lallafa to use their fluids in a variety of Leafy Colours in the course of his work, their companies would be as successful as the poems themselves. And so, they traveled back in time and beat Lallafa until he went along with their plan. The plan succeeded, Lallafa became extremely rich, and spent so much time on Chat Shows that he never got around to actually writing ''The Songs''. This was solved by each week, in the past, giving Lallafa a copy of his poems, from the present, and having him write his poems again for the first time. But on the condition that he make the odd mistake and use the correction fluid. Some argued the poems were now worthless, and set out to stop this sort of thing with the Campaign for Real Time (a play on Campaign For Real Ale ), or CamTim, to keep the flow of history untampered by time travel. Slartibartfast is a member of CamTim. Lallafa appears in '' Life, The Universe And Everything '' and Fit The Fifteenth of The Tertiary Phase . LAZLAR LYRICON A customizer of starships to the rich and famous time travellers, from the second novel and the TV Series. LIG LURY, JR The fourth editor of the Guide, who never actually resigned from his job. He simply left one morning for lunch and never returned to his office, making all later holders of the position "Acting Editors." His old office is still preserved by the Guide employees in the hope that he will return. His desk sports a sign that reads "Missing, presumed fed." The third novel, ''Life, the Universe and Everything'', relates his visit to the Holy Lunching Friars of Voondon. LINTILLA Lintilla is a rather unfortunate woman who has (as of Fit the Eleventh) been Clone d 578,000,000,000 times due to an accident at a Brantisvogan Escort Agency . While creating six clones of a wonderfully talented and attractive woman named Lintilla (at the same time another machine was creating five hundred lonely business executives, in order to keep the laws of Supply And Demand operating profitably), the machine got stuck in a loop and malfunctioned in such a way that it got halfway through completing each new Lintilla before it had finished the previous one. This meant that it was for a very long while impossible to turn the machine off without committing Murder , despite lawyers' best efforts to argue about what murder actually was, including trying to redefine it, repronounce it, and respell it in the hope that no-one would notice. Arthur Dent encounters three of her on the planet of Brontitall , and takes a liking to (at least) one of them. He kills one of three male anti-clones, all called Allitnil (Lintilla backwards), sent by the cloning company to get her to "agree to cease to be" (although the other two of her "consummate" this legal agreement with their respective anti-clones). When Arthur leaves Zaphod, Ford, and Zarniwoop stranded with the Ruler of the Universe and his cat (at the conclusion of The Second Radio Series ), he takes one of the Lintillas with him aboard the '' Heart Of Gold ''. All Lintillas were played by the same actress: Rula Lenska . Lintilla (and her clones) appeared only in the final three episodes of the second radio series. Rula Lenska did return to the Fourth And Fifth Radio Series - she was first an uncredited "Update Voice" for the Hitchhiker's Guide itself and then played the Voice of the Bird (the new version of the Guide introduced in '' Mostly Harmless ''). Zaphod noted in the new series that the new book has the same voice as "those Lintilla chicks." The footnotes of the published scripts make the connection, confirming that the bird is actually an amalgam of the Lintilla clones, the solution alluded to in the second series. Lintilla and her clones do make a re-appearance of sorts on the ''Heart of Gold'' in an alternate ending to The Final Episode (which can only be heard on CD). The name Lintilla was reused for an adult-oriented Multiple Worlds Talker , Lintilla , that opened in 1994. LOONQUAWL In the original novel, Loonquawl is one of the two people who return to Deep Thought to find the answer to the Ultimate question. The other is Phouchg . LORD, THE The Lord is a cat, owned by the Ruler Of The Universe . He might like fish and might like people singing songs to him, as the Ruler of the Universe isn't certain if people come to talk to him, or sing songs to his cat. Appears in: LORD HIGH SANVALVWAG OF HOLLOP A man who was said to have globbered when he had forgotten his (non-existent) wife's birthday for the second year, and thus casts doubt on the usefulness of ''Ultra-Complete Maximegalon Dictionary''. (''Life, the Universe and Everything'') LUNKWILL AND FOOK Lunkwill and '''Fook''' are the two programmers chosen to make the great question to Deep Thought on the day of the Great On-Turning. Appear in: On TV, Antony Carrick plays Lunkwill and Timothy Davies plays Fook, and they appear in Episode Four . On radio, the characters are just called ''First computer programmer'' and ''Second computer programmer'', and appear in Fit The Fourth , and are played by Ray Hassett and Jeremy Browne respectively. In ''The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy'' Movie they are merged with the characters of Frankie And Benjy Mouse . Jack Stanley plays Lunkwill and Dominique Jackson plays Fook. MAGICIAN Appears wandering along a beach in '' Life, The Universe And Everything '', but no one needs him. MAJIKTHISE AND VROOMFONDEL Majikthise and '''Vroomfondel''' are Philosophers , though they May Not Be . They make their appearance as representatives of the ''Amalgamated Union of Philosophers, Sages, Luminaries and other Professional Thinking Persons'' in order to protest a Demarcation Dispute against the Deep Thought computer being asked to determine the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything. Through Contemporary satirical Industrial Relations references they maintain that the search for ultimate truth is the ''inalienable prerogative of your working thinkers''. Appear in: On radio, Majikthise was played by Jonathan Adams and Vroomfondel was played by Jim Broadbent . In the television series (but not on The Big Read), David Leland played Majikthise and Charles McKeown played Vroomfondel. The characters were omitted from the Movie version. MAX QUORDLEPLEEN Max Quordlepleen is an entertainer who hosts at the Restaurant at the End of the Universe and the Big Bang Burger Bar (or "Big Bang Burger Chef" in the original radio version). His feelings about the Universe outside of his onstage persona are unclear, but he has witnessed its end over five hundred times. Appears in: On radio, Roy Hudd played him. On television, it was Colin Jeavons . He re-appears in the final episode of the Quintessential Phase of the radio series, played by Roy Hudd again. MO MINETTI In '' Mostly Harmless '', it is Mo Minetti who had left, due to Pregnancy , being the anchor the USAM TV breakfast show which Tricia McMillan is in New York to try out for. Apparently, she declined, surprisingly for reasons of taste, to deliver her child on the air. MURRAY BOST HENSON Murray Bost Henson is "a journalist from one of those papers with small pages and big print" as Arthur Dent puts it. He is a friend of Arthur's whom Arthur phones one day to find out how he can get in touch with Wonko The Sane , and uses incredibly odd idioms in conversation, including such phrases as "my old silver tureen", "my old elephant tusk" and "my old prosthetic limb" (as terms of endearment) and "the Great Golden Spike in the sky" (referring to the death-place of old newspaper stories). He is played in Fit The Twenty-First of the Quandary Phase by Stephen Fry . OLD MAN ON THE POLES Played by Sanjeev Bhaskar in the final radio series, the old man on the poles on Hawalius , tells Arthur some old information wrapped up as news, and that everyone should have a beach house. The character appears in '' Mostly Harmless ''. OLD THRASHBARG Old Thrashbarg first appears in the book '' Mostly Harmless '', as a sort of priest on Lamuella , the planet on which Arthur becomes the Sandwich-Maker. He worships "Bob" and is often ignored by his villagers. Whenever he is questioned about Almighty Bob he merely describes him as "ineffable." No one on Lamuella knows what this means, because Thrashbarg owns the only dictionary, and it is "the ineffable will of Almighty Bob" that he keeps it to himself. When someone sneaked into his house while he was out having a swim, "ineffable" was defined in the dictionary as "unknowable, indescribable, unutterable, not to be known or spoken about" In the Quintessential Phase of the radio series he is voiced by Griff Rhys Jones . OLD WOMAN IN THE CAVE Played by Miriam Margolyes in the Quintessential phase radio play, the smelly Old Woman in the Cave in the village of oracles on Hawalius, provides Arthur Dent with bad olfactory stimulation, and a photocopied story of her life. This occurs in ''Mostly Harmless''. OOLON COLLUPHID Oolon Colluphid is the author of several books on religious and other philosophical topics. Colluphid's works include:
Colluphid is also shown as the author of the book ''The Origins of the Universe'' in the first part of the '' Destiny Of The Daleks '' serial of '' Doctor Who ''. The Doctor scoffs that he "got it wrong on the first line". The reference was inserted by Douglas Adams, who was at the time working as the show's script editor. Colluphid's first name may be derived from Oolong . An early version of Colluphid was the character ''Professor Eric Von Contrick'' appearing in a December 1976 episode of the BBC radio series ''-style accent and who is visited in the Adams-written sketch by the aliens to demand a cut of Von Contrick's profits.''The Burkiss Way'', Douglas Adams At The BBC , BBC Audio
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