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ACCOUNTING TROLLS

Sadistic Troll s from the Accounting department whose bodies are 95% Saliva . As Dogbert shows, their brains are so hard-wired that seeing someone wearing a baseball cap backwards causes their heads to explode, which he referred to as a " Paradigm Shift ing without a clutch." The trolls' accounting offices resemble a Cave rnous Hell . They were originally ruled by a witch who turned Dilbert into an accounting troll but was destroyed when Dilbert, assigned to budget erasing, erased the accounting department's budget. The company apparently employs human accountants to interact with other people since most accountants who appear outside the department are human.


BABY

Appeared in four strips in 2006 from January 25 - 28th . He can hypnotise people with his cuteness. He is a baby in the Time-zone that Dilbert stays in because he has jet lag. He was an engineer, but was transferred to sales by Catbert because "no-one wants to hurt a baby,"


BANK OF ETHEL

At the beginning, Dilbert had his money at the Bank of Ethel, a place that has lewd acts, steals money, charges a lot, and is evil. Bit bankers appear as a woman with glasses who never cares about people, like the bank itself. Somehow, Dilbert got common sense and finally stopped doing anything there.


BILL GATES

Bill Gates , founder of Microsoft , has appeared several times in ''Dilbert''. He once forced Dilbert to take a job as his towel boy after Dilbert buys an unnamed Microsoft product (his house shows up to "assimilate" Dilbert, in a manner similar to a Borg cube). Gates is normally seen in a Star Trek -like setting where he issues orders such as "Launch the competition keeper missiles" from a Captain's chair. Luckily, Dogbert is always ready with interception missiles (unnamed businessmen having a meeting on a giant catapult).


BINGO

Dogbert's former friend, current arch-rival. In the early days of the strip, Scott Adams was told that Dogbert had to have a nemesis if the strip were ever going to be animated. Adams drew nine strips about Bingo, but never released them; the strip went in a different direction, turning into the work-oriented comic it is today.

In the first strip, Ratbert asks Dogbert about when he and Dilbert met. Dogbert recalls being at the pound, where a teenaged Dilbert adopted him (apparently because he looked "pretty"). Bingo was later adopted by a dairy farm.

At the farm, Bingo created an army of very stupid cows, and used it to kidnap Dogbert. Using Caller ID and Ruebert the robot, Dilbert tracked down and rescued Dogbert. Although Dilbert described the endeavor as a "certain-death rescue mission", all got out safely.

The strips are wordy and exposition-heavy, and Adams remarks that "if you hate them you're in good company with the other six billion inhabitants of Earth."


BOB, DAWN, AND REX, THE DINOSAURS


Not extinct, just (usually) hiding. Bob issues Wedgie s to the deserving, and is often a lackey in Dogbert's schemes. He told Dilbert he was a Thesaurus , although later admitted it was a joke. Dawn claims to be a "nobodysaurus" (a Pun on "nobody saw us"). Since Bob and Dawn appear to be different Species , Rex is presumably a Hybrid . Bob cannot tell the difference between Tom Brokaw and Peter Jennings , as he revealed in one strip when he told Dilbert that dinosaurs are incapable of lying. Dawn and Rex are seldom seen, while Bob is a semi-regular member of the cast. It is possible that Bob is just more outgoing.

Bob makes a cameo appearance in the teaser of one of the TV episodes, and can also be seen amongst several other prehistoric creatures in the opening title sequence.


BOTTLENECK BILL

Shaped like a bottle and, true to his namesake, believes that "anything worth doing is worth delaying". His neck is made of Titanium , as he reveals when Alice tries to strangle him. Bill wears a hat in the shape of a Bottle Cap on his head, and he appears twice the size of his co-workers when sitting down


CAPTAIN BOB

Captain Bob is an Airline Pilot and Cannibal who eats people by crashing into a mountain repeatedly. Bob tricks people into being whacked by a tenderizer and uses Worcestershire Sauce all over their bodies. He is ultimately stopped when Dogbert hits his face with a snowball, causing his ovoid body to roll down the mountain.


CYRUS THE VIRUS

Cyrus is a man who attacks and replaces members of a company with old goons. He demotes PHB to engineer for a while until he is eliminated and the old boss is promoted back.


DATES

Dilbert has many dating problems so he goes on blind dates. Among those he dated:

  • A dog

  • A two-headed telepath

  • A woman with "puppetitis"

  • A large woman, who Dogbert referred to as Jabba the Date

  • A supermodel that didn't eat so she was a skeleton

  • A witch

  • The lady at the library reference desk

  • The wife of a Mafia boss


His failure is similar to Jon Arbuckle in Garfield , and he has also been seen in Stephen Pastis ' strip '' Pearls Before Swine '' on a date with Pig 's germophobic sister Farina.


DILBERT'S DAD

Also known as Dadbert. An Unseen Character in the comic strip, although he does appear in the animated series, in which his appearance is like that of Mammy Two Shoes from Tom And Jerry or Wilson from Home Improvement . He lives at the All-you-can-eat Restaurant in the Mall because he has not eaten ''all'' he can eat.


DILBERT'S MOM


Also known as "Dilmom", she is homely but intelligent. She's often selfish and openly uncaring towards her son; in the TV series she states that, although she loved him, she did not actually like him. She has nearly the same level of technical knowledge as Dilbert, although she has him do technical work for her. She is obsessed with Scrabble , and has been accused of cheating with "counterfeit vowels". (This is a reference to Scott Adams's own mother.) She also is on an unnamed department store's "bad customer list", because she returned over a thousand items to the store, one scarf in particular 17 times.


HAMMERHEAD BOB

Summoner and buttinski of long, boring conversations. He has a spring-loaded butt, handy for inserting himself into other people's discussions. He also uses ESP to read people's thoughts. Has appeared in six strips as of December 3 , 2005 .


ISHAN

Attempts to take over Dilbert's office and use it as a base to recreate the Ottoman Empire .


LIZ

Dilbert's girlfriend from 1994 to 1996. He met her at a Soccer game, where she rebounded a ball off his head to score a goal. Adams eventually had her break up with him, after she started dating other men. She is Dilbert's longest ever relationship; in a series of rather ambiguous strips, it is suggested that Dilbert almost lost his virginity with her (''Seven Years of Highly Defective People''). Scott Adams clarified in a user interview that Dilbert is still a virgin and will remain so for a while. She is an engineer for another company. She also got along well with Dogbert.


LOLA

Seems to be the perfect mate for Dilbert, beautiful, loves Star Trek and wishes to no longer date men who can do better than her. The only problem is she is high maintenance, mean spirited and has the mouth of a sailor. Nevertheless, Dilbert knows he cannot do better so he puts up with her. Appeared from the 2nd - 7th May 2005 .


LOUD HOWARD

Another coworker who, despite appearing in just a few comic strips (on 21 April 1995 and 17 March 2006 , and again by popular request on 11 October 2006 ), became a regular character in the TV series. In the series, Loud Howard is incapable of speaking quietly, and his overpowering voice often breaks anything and everything around him, including people's eardrums. When he sneezes, it is highly advisable to take cover, as the resulting blast has blown the flesh off of people, leaving only a Skeleton (at least among the folks in Marketing).

In the strip his loud voice is represented by huge lettering, which takes up most of the available panel space and is therefore difficult to sustain as a Running Joke . Howard as a recurring character is better-suited to the animated series, where his voice actor can speak as loudly as necessary.


MING

Ming is the Webmistress . She once dated Mordac and Dilbert. Like most people at Dilbert's company who control one of the tools he needs to do his job, Ming is Sadistic and often creates regulations and procedures just to complicate things. It's likely that she was named after Ming the Merciless of "Flash Gordon" fame.


MORDAC


Preventer of information services. His job is to refuse all requests for new computer hardware and the like. Mordac once dated Ming. Once, he changed Dilbert's password to the entire text of The Da Vinci Code , excluding the parts he did not believe. He also configured Alice's screensaver to Log Her Out after two seconds of inactivity, which she then avoided by using a bobbing bird toy. Note that he no longer has his trademark glasses.

In one strip, Catbert jumped over a cubicle wall and attacked Mordac for making his personal printer a shared device.

It may or may not be intentional that Mordac's name is almost a reversal of CD-ROM .

Mordac introduced himself on 9-15-1997 as "Mordac the Refuser". The following day, his name became "Mordac the Preventer".


MOTHER NATURE

Mother Nature killed Dilbert in 1990, using him as an unorthodox example as punishment for littering. Dilbert was revived a month later when his garbageman cloned him from his garbage. She also appeared in several other strips, including one where she demonstrated to Dogbert "the beauty of nature" by killing a bird that she claimed was singing off-key.


MR. GOODENRICH

The main boss who speaks the horrible truth with a smile (very bad).


RUEBERT

Ruebert was a robot Dilbert threw away, but which his garbageman rebooted. It taunted and irritated Dilbert because it did not have the Robot's Code (loosely based on Isaac Asimov 's Three Laws Of Robotics ).

Dogbert put a shame module into his system and turned him into a worrying, guilt-ridden machine.

He then created a female robot that dumped him immediately. Ruebert would return in the Origin strips.


SCOTT ADAMS

From January 2 to 7 , 2006 , a series of strips featured '' Dilbert '' Cartoonist Scott Adams trapped in Dilbert's world where he had to escape by going through the Yellow Sticky Note Road and meet the wizard of Landfill . Scott also was anonymously portrayed in these earlier strips:
  • Page 112, Dogbert's Clues for the Clueless: Dogbert comments on Scott's new humor book.

  • 2324 April 1998 : as a cartoonist at a trade show Dilbert attended.

  • In a series of strips printed on the first week of May 2007, he appears anonymously as an employee who writes comic strips satirizing the workplace as a side job.

  • ' 50th birthday.



SOURPUSS

The Office Sourpuss hired by the Pointy-Haired Boss because "every office has one" — as the name suggests, he is very Pessimist ic. Appeared from December 710 2005 as an engineer.


SPECTER OF UNPAID OVERTIME

Visits Dilbert at the office, saying he is there to rake up the Sticky Notes ; aspires to the role of a Grim Reaper , so he hits Dilbert with a rake. When Dilbert tells Dogbert, Dogbert says that "I only enjoy stories when it involves you getting hit by a rake." Dilbert replies that that is the only time when he has been hit by a rake. Dogbert then plans to tell the gardener (unseen character) that Dilbert insulted his wife. First appeared 25 October 2005 .


STAN

The all-too-slick marketer. Temporarily turned into a weasel ( 4 July 1995 ) by the power of suggestion when Dilbert told him he could alter his DNA through his LAN . Dilbert eventually changed him back into a human by telling him about a rumour of a focus group, who might have said something which, taken out of context, could imply that he wasn't becoming a weasel.


STEVE

Steve is a decorated United States Army combat veteran. He first appeared on September 5, 2006. Steve has a hard time adjusting to office life, the joke being that the office is a more miserable work environment than a war zone. He recently appeared in a strip with Topper; during a meeting, Steve talks about a mission where he took RPG fire from the roof and Topper tops it off by saying he killed 900 Insurgents with his bare hands.


TECHNO BILL

One of the most popular characters that was shown briefly in 1992 . Techno Bill wears a belt of electronic tools & uses auto-dialing to defeat Dilbert's lesser assortment of personal electronic devices. He was voiced by Phil Hartman in the Desktop Diversions game "Techno Raiders."


TED, THE GENERIC GUY


Never the focus of events himself, but appears wherever an otherwise-insignificant employee character is required. People who have known him for years still cannot describe him. He has taken on various roles, and often does not speak. The TV show points out something that was already implied in ''Seven Years of Highly Defective People'': there may be more than one Ted, but since they are all generic, there is no way to know for sure.


TINA, THE BRITTLE TECH WRITER


A radical Feminist , but less inclined to react than Alice . She once had a crush on Dilbert , but it ended when she was darned to Heck By Phil . Tina feels that her job (writing and editing product instructions) is not appreciated by anyone in the company. However, it is implied that Tina is merely blaming gender discrimination for her work problems instead of her own incompetence (she once thought of blaming immigrants when she learned that Alice is the highest paid person). She asked Alice, once, to teach her to be an engineer after tech writers were downsized. In more recent strips, however, the feminist aspect of her character has been comparatively played down.

In response to allegations that Scott Adams portrayed Tina in a Sexist fashion, Adams also created the character of Antina (according to ''Seven Years of Highly Defective People'', the name stands for antidote to '''Tina'''), who did not act or look like a woman, for one strip. According to ''Seven Years'', a large number of readers thought he was referring to Lesbian s with the character.


TOPPER

Man who has been known to "one-up" conversations. He cannot start a conversation, as it "ruins his system". He has appeared several times, in 2001 on the 1st of January to the 4th. He then reappeared on 24 August 2004 , in 2005 from the 16-19 of August and 12 December , and in 2006 on 22 April and from 13 - 15 November . Topper has been known to pick on everyone in the office, including Alice and the Boss, and his One-upmanship ensures that he is unbeatable in a conversation.


THE USELESS GUY

A person who never works at all. He would rather take up the space of other coworkers and eat their Donuts . Sometimes he will clip out articles and publications and leave them on other people's chairs. He makes an appearance in the TV series in Y2K , where he attempts to do research on "history" upon hearing the word.


VIJAY

Proclaimed as "the world's most desperate venture capitalist", he funds a garage-based start-up of Dilbert, a floating city of Dogbert and stalks people so that he can fund any idea they may have. "Vijay" is a common Indian name.


WALLY CLONES

Adams in the beginning used people that looked like Wally. Many of them are:

  • Les: A stunted man with a short-temper from New York City . Name is pronounced ''Lez''

  • Norman: A victim to a woman with a large nose by being "snorted"

  • Bud: A worker who acted like he had been with the company for many years. Actually was only there a week before he changed

  • Johnson: told by the Pointy-Haired Boss that a drug test proved he "live(d) on Cheetos and Diet Pepsi , and. . . dress(ing) in grass skirts and making fun of the lawnmower."

  • Bruce: Accused (correctly, it appears) of having an affair with the wife of his obnoxious co-worker, Brad (9/29/1991).

  • It might also be of interest to note that Dilbert was named "Wally" for a company TV commercial in the 9/20/1991 strip.



THE WORLD'S SMARTEST GARBAGEMAN


Philosopher and Scientist . Sometimes solves extremely complex problems for Dilbert. When Mother Nature had three Deer shoot Dilbert, he saved Dilbert's life by repairing a cloning device that Dilbert had thrown out. In the TV show, it was revealed that he was the only Garbageman in the entire city, and was able to accomplish this by traveling from house to house instantaneously with Wormhole s. The World's Smartest Garbageman owns a working Phaser , as well as an "anti-stupidious gun" which destroys the stupid part of a person while leaving the rest intact. Adams claims that the irony of a genius working as a garbage man is that we really have no right to question his choice of careers as we are not as smart as he.


ZIMBU

A Monkey who humiliates Dilbert and Wally by constantly outperforming them. He uses his tail to operate the computer mouse while using both hands to type and is therefore the fastest programmer at the company. Not unlike Dogbert, he appears to be superior to humans as a species. This could be yet another indicator that Scott Adams does not think much of the human race. This is also supported by some of his comments in the ''Seven Years of Highly Defective People'': "I support equal rights for pets" (80) and "Imagine an advanced race of aliens who talk to the average human; do you think they'll be impressed?" (112). Zimbu also appeared in the TV show, helping Wally prevent the company's computers from crashing on Y2K.


MISCELLANEOUS

There are many others that were created and are known, like:

  • Noriko: A young girl that looked like one of Adams' girlfriends when she was in kindergarten. She appeared in several strips complaining that Dilbert and other adults are to blame for all of the world's problems.

  • Uncle Ned: A relative that shoots everything, even his neighbors, and posts their heads as trophies.

  • Scapegoat: A goat briefly employed at the company that everyone blamed for their problems (he once gets shot, and is blamed for being in the way).

  • Turnaround CEO: A Demon -like figure hired to turn around the poor performance of Dilbert's company; he uses Dilbert as a mole in order to find out what the company's problems really are.

  • Bullysaurus: The Bully to Bob. Once, after Bob tried to cultivate a zit as a third eye, used a zit cream. This is his only appearance in the strip.

  • Floyd .

  • Another Floyd: A man who takes his anger out on everyone. Becomes one of Dilbert's many accidental victims.

  • Alan the Sycophant: Also had a Remora -like mouth as he was a "suck-up" to the Boss.

  • Pig: A recurring pig in Elbonia. At one point, Elbonia's Secretary of State.

  • Camping Carl: A coworker of Dilbert, who spends the day carrying around his coffee cup and complaining about all the work he has to do.

  • One-Dimensional Ed: A coworker of Dilbert, who tends to shout everything he says, and does not listen to anyone.

  • Single-Task Bob: Appeared in a Sunday strip singing a song proclaiming that "I can't multi-task, I only do one job!" Adams apparently feels an affinity towards him; in the collection '' It's Not Funny If I Have To Explain It '', he writes that "Us single-taskers should have our own theme song."

  • Email Monkey: A monkey that jumps on Asok's back during his email addiction.

  • Cold Turkey: A turkey wearing a coat that jumps on Asok's back when he went "cold turkey" on his email addiction.

  • ROFL: A creature that jumps on Asok's back after his email addiction, when he started chatting.

  • Rex Tangle: a Polygon -shaped coworker. He was specifically bred to work in a cubicle, and he enjoys a square meal. Wally refers to Rex as "the future". Rex's name is a pun on the shape Rectangle .

  • Juan Delegator: a co-worker who avoids work by delegating away all tasks to other workers, in the name of Teamwork.

  • Mike the Vegan: appeared in several strips. In his first appearance, he prevented Dilbert, Alice, and Wally from eating at various restaurants because he was a Vegan . In the next strip, Dilbert turned the table on him by saying that his clothes are made on machines that used oil products, "and those come from dead dinosaurs". Mike subsequently took off his clothes, claiming that he would now make exceptions to his rule.

  • Cubicle Cockroach: an anamorphic Cockroach who annoys his co-workers. He could not be destroyed, as Alice tore off his head, but died when the Boss assigned him to a morale-boosting project.

  • Meeting Moth: attracted to all meetings. Like all Moth s, has an appetite for clothing.

  • Billy: a homicidal young boy and friend of Dogbert's who appeared in several strips in 1991. He went on a three-week killing spree and somehow acquired a Hydrogen Bomb .

  • Rasputin: a parody of the historical Rasputin , he is hired because he healed the Boss's paper cut. His "charisma" causes Asok to pass out, but Wally's "anti-charisma" has the same effect on him.

  • The Pathological Liar: a man who simply could not tell the truth. Even when he died and was cremated by Alice, he continued to insist that he was alive, and taking salsa dance lessons in his urn.

  • Big Stubborn Dumb Guy: a guy placed on Dilbert's project for no apparent reason other than to disrupt it. He at one point tells Dilbert "I will fight you to the end of the Earth!" (a phrase Adams claims was said to him by a co-worker at Pacific Bell) and delegates his son, "Little Stubborn Dumb Guy", to help him impede Dilbert's efforts.

  • Man-Hating Supervisor: a large, short-tempered, male-hating woman who was hired as Dilbert's supervisor because the Pointy-Haired Boss was "kinda turned on by angry women in pantsuits." The Man-Hater tried to make life miserable for all the male engineers. She quit after discovering that she couldn't make their lives any worse than before.

  • Albert Einstein: Dogbert puts forth a hypothetical situation in which Albert Einstein works in Marketing . Einstein comes up with a great idea for increasing sales, but the Pointy-Haired Boss rejects it. Dismissing the possibility that he may have not understood Einstein's idea, the PHB tells Albert (who he calls "Allan") to "work smarter, not harder." As a frustrated Einstein storms off, the PHB thinks to himself: "I worry that a guy like that will go off and build a huge bomb."

  • Alien PHB Imposter: A highly-intelligent alien who posed as the Pointy-Haired Boss after his race kidnapped the real PHB in order to learn the secrets of human management. The Imposter PHB's competence and kindness while on the job aroused the suspicions of Dilbert and the others. The real PHB accidentally foiled the aliens' plans by giving them some bad managing advice which resulted in the aliens crashing their ship into a snow-covered alp.

  • The "Exactly" Man: Shouts out "EXACTLY!!" whenever people correct or challenge him.

  • Dennis the Sadistic Nut: Hired by the PHB because "Every office has a sadistic nut." His constant expression is one of clenched-teeth rage. He shouts twisted epithets to his coworkers, such as, "You'll all die in your own vomit!" and "Why does your body lotion smell like the rotting flesh of a thousand dead camels?" Wally and Dilbert enjoy watching Dennis tell Asok why he'll never have a date.

  • Ann, the woman who likes to swear at work: The title says it all. When Ann goes on a swearing rampage, her tongue appears forked and the vulgarity of her swearing causes all manner of destruction, such as setting Ted's hair on fire, knocking an office door off its hinges and making Asok's ears fall off.

  • Paul Tergeist: A man who is channeling the angry energy of a thousand dead souls, Paul's presence causes inexplicable computer failures and other various phenomena, such a CRT monitor launching itself into the air.

  • Ernie the Unpackageable: Tried to retire when the company offered a generous severance package, but too many people volunteered and he had to keep his job. "Now he's nothing but an organic vessel for transporting self-pity," says Dilbert. Asok makes eye contact with Ernie and is left utterly horrified.

  • Incredulous Ed: Reacts to words such as "family" or "budget" as if they were foreign words.

  • The Feature Creep: An ugly advisor who always insists on adding features to a product. He walks with a cane and cape.



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