(born '''Herbert Garrison'''), voiced by
Trey Parker , is a recurring character in the ''
South Park '' cartoon series. For the first eight seasons of the series, the character was known as '''Mr. Garrison''' but in season 9 underwent
Sex Reassignment Surgery . The character is thereafter known as '''Mrs. Garrison''', despite being unmarried.
Garrison grew up in
Arkansas "World Wide Recorder Concert" , speaks with a
Southern Accent , and has a master's degree in mechanical engineering from Denver Community College (as seen in the episode "
The Entity ").
Among Garrison's more frequent catchphrases is "You go to hell! You go to hell and you die!"
For the first three seasons, Mr. Garrison was the third-grade teacher at South Park Elementary School, and in constant denial about his blatant "). In the fourth season, the status quo was shaken up when he was suspended indefinitely for (inadvertently) trying to solicit sex from
Cartman "Cartman Joins NAMBLA" , and afterwards he left the school to publish a sexually explicit
Romance Novel titled ''In the Valley of Penises'' (a possible reference to Jean M. Auel's ''
The Valley Of Horses '', or Jacqueline Susann's ''
Valley Of The Dolls '', which were equally sexually explicit). He went into hiding after the book was considered the "best homoerotic novel since ''
Huckleberry Finn ''". After he finally admitted his homosexuality, he tried to re-acquire his job as third-grade teacher but was turned down because the school did not hire gays (although it was likely just a joke because he was hired in the next episode). He was later rehired as the
Kindergarten teacher, where he enjoyed teaching
Sex Education . By the end of the sixth season he was promoted to the fourth grade after the death of
Ms. Choksondik . In contrast to the naive majority of adults in South Park, Mrs. Garrison is one of the show's more cynical characters, as well as being the only character to
Break The Fourth Wall on the show.
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Mr. Garrison's sexuality is complex. During the entirety of the show he has had heterosexual and homosexual relationships, both as a male and female. He has also practiced bestiality, and may have pedophilic and incestual tendencies. However, across the series he displays a myriad of somewhat conflicting and ambiguous sexual indentities, which he clings to exclusively for long periods of time. This may have some relation to the
Multiple Personality Disorder which Mr. Garrison manifested in earlier seasons through Mr. Hat and Mr. Twig.
In the early seasons, Garrison was portrayed as a , as well as for emoting his internal conflicts. It was suggested that Mr. Hat (and subsequently Mr. Twig) were manners through which Mr. Garrison could express his repressed homosexual feelings. Though Garrison staunchly denied he was gay and tried to completely keep it a secret, he acknowledged that Mr. Hat and Mr. Twig were gay. It has been established that Garrison has had heterosexual relationships as a male with
Liane Cartman (like most of the other townspeople).
In the fourth season, Garrison was fired for soliciting sex from a minor (Cartman) in an online chat room; Garrison agreed to meet him near at South Park docks for anonymous sex. In his time off, Garrison wrote a romance novel that he intended to be purely heterosexual in nature; entitled "In the Valley of the Penises," it contained 6,083 instances of the word "penis", which is more than any other book of its kind and was deemed to be a classic of homosexual literature. At some point after that, Garrison fled South Park to become a hermit, where he eventually came to terms with his homosexual tendencies. "4th Grade" At this point, he openly embraced his homosexuality, and informed everyone of this fact. He even went so far as to cheerfully proclaim himself (and others) a "fag" repeatedly to anyone he encountered. Also around this time, Mr. Garrison was re-hired by South Park elementary, however he was "demoted" to teaching Kindergarten, which he resented.
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Later on, Mr. Garrison was promoted to teaching the fourth grade. This was a move on the Principal's part to avoid any semblance of sexual-preference discrimination against him. However, when Garrison found that he could sue the school for substantial compensation if he were discriminated against, he attempted to be so offensive he would be fired. To that end, he abandoned his puppet counterpart in favor of a human assistant, , his personal
BDSM Slave and lover. He then proceeded to perform several sexually explicit and overtly homosexual acts in front of his students (Including but not limited to putting the class gerbil into Mr. Slave's rectum). His plan, however, did not succeed, and he was instead praised for being "courageous." "The Death Camp of Tolerance"
His changing
Sexual Identities are a continual source of problems. Despite having come out, Garrison continued to be ashamed of it as part of his continual emotional and psychological problems. He also was in despair over the fact that his father had ''not''
Sexually Molested him as a boy, believing that he didn't love his son. Garrison Sr. considered having sex with his son in order to save his life, but he instead had recording artist
Kenny G ., whom Mr. Garrison thought was his father, sexually assault him. "World Wide Recorder Concert" In "
An Elephant Makes Love To A Pig " as well as "
Jakovasaurs ", it was implied that Mr. Garrison has practiced
Bestiality with a pig and a pigeon, respectively.
It is also apparent in many episodes that Mr. Garrison is very religious and extremely aggressive about his religion.
By Season Nine, Garrison transitioned from being a man to being a woman. "Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina" She was rejected by Mr. Slave, who was comfortable in his homosexuality. During this period, Mrs. Garrison remained attracted to men, just as Mr. Garrison had been, although the attraction had technically become heterosexual because Mrs. Garrison was now a woman. However, in Season Eleven, fed up of rejection by men, Garrison came out as gay, and began having
Lesbian relationships.
As a teacher, Mr. Garrison is almost completely inept, regularly teaching bizarre and pointless lessons (such as showing ''
Barnaby Jones '' videos to the class for eight days "Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods" , or asking the class why
Chubby Checker left
The Beatles in 1972), how to tell the difference between a prostitute and a police officer, or reducing Muslim resentment to religious prohibitions against masturbation. On the other hand, he will occasionally teach the children advanced subjects such as theories on Evolution, Stalinism and Communism. Likewise, he also appears- despite his cynical nature- to genuinely enjoy his job.
In the 9th season premiere episode, "
Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina ", Garrison, unhappy with being a gay man decided instead to become a
Transsexual Woman . Following a vaginoplasty, Mr. Garrison became . In
D-Yikes! it is revealed that she has adopted the first name "Janet." Despite also getting
Breast Implant s, she continues to have
Male-pattern Baldness and a masculine voice. She often asserts her femininity, though in a somewhat unfeminine manner.
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The gender transition led to the end of her relationship with Mr. Slave, who had not been consulted before the operation, declining Garrison's sexual overtures because she's now a woman. Garrison also notes that there have been no
Menstrual Period s after the sex change, leading her to believe she is
Pregnant . While attempting to have an
Abortion , Mrs. Garrison is told that a vaginoplasty does not result in the ability to have periods, pregnancies, or abortions, as sexual reassignment surgery does not include the creation of reproductive organs. Like many veteran characters, she has appeared with less frequency following "Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina", but was given an important role again in "
Follow That Egg! ", where she attempted to prevent
Legislation Granting Gay Citizens The Right To Marry .
In the episode "
Go God Go ", Mrs. Garrison is ordered by the school district to teach evolution to her class but deliberately presents the theory in an extremely skewed light (due to her personal aversion to the concept of evolution) and is subsequently replaced by Richard Dawkins. Although Mrs. Garrison continues to inject snide and insulting remarks into Dawkins' lecture, Dawkins is drawn to her by her masculine boldness and directness (oblivious to the fact that Garrison was once a man). They begin to date and are even shown having
Sexual Intercourse . Dawkins converts Mrs. Garrison to
Atheism , and they subsequently decide to eradicate all religion from the world. However, due to most likely Mrs. Garrison's influence, there is also the belief that mere logic doesn't work, but one must be a "dick" about it, leading to wars about the answer to "The Great Question." When Cartman cryogenically freezes himself and wakes up five hundred years in the future, he finds that the entire world is now atheist, thanks to the work of Dawkins and Mrs. Garrison.
In the
Subsequent Episode , Cartman calls Mrs. Garrison's home from the future. Dawkins answers the phone while he and Mrs. Garrison are having sex, and in the course of asking to talk to Mrs. Garrison, Cartman reveals that she had had a sex change. Dawkins flees from Mrs. Garrison's home in shock and disgust, effectively breaking them up, and Mrs. Garrison returns to her own religion. As it were, it was Mrs. Garrison's motivation that convinced Dawkins to teach atheism to the world, and now that they have broken up, the future changes again.
In the recent episode "
D-Yikes ", Mrs. Garrison starts to have lesbian relationships. After being dumped by an unnamed boyfriend, Garrison goes to a local gym in a huff. It is there that she meets Allison, a lesbian who is quickly attracted to Garrison's "strong-woman" attitude. Garrison, unaware of Allison's sexual orientation or growing affection, unwittingly joins her at a lesbian bar. When Garrison discovers the truth, she is initially shocked and repulsed, but quickly becomes attracted to Allison and begins a sexual relationship with her. By the end of the episode, Garrison has had sexual relationships with at least two women.
The Simplest explanation possible is this:
Garrison went from gay bashing closet case, to insecure openly gay, to insecure flaming gay. After the sex change SHE went back to gay bashing until season 11, in which she is now openly lesbian.
Mr. Hat initially appeared to be simply a puppet used by Mr. Garrison as a teaching aide; however it was soon apparent that Mr. Hat was actually somewhat different. Mr. Hat later appears to perform activities not possible if he were merely a puppet, and it is not entirely clear how much autonomy Mr. Hat and Mr. Garrison have from each other. In the episode "'' when
Satan picks up Mr. Hat as a companion to replace Saddam Hussein. Satan speaks Mr. Hat's lines in a voice very similar to Mr. Garrison's.
Mr. Hat is also a racist, as seen in "
Chef Goes Nanners ," where he is a member of the South Park branch of the
Ku Klux Klan . Mr. Hat also appears to be somewhat psychotic; in "Weight Gain 4000," furious at
Kathy Lee Gifford for a talent show he and Mr. Garrison had lost years ago, convinces Mr. Garrison to kill her, which he attempts to do. Again, whether this indicates that Mr. Hat is independent or if Mr. Garrison's own psychosis is simply projected to his puppet is impossible to say.
In the episode "Summer Sucks", we see Mr. Hat in the steam room, and when he is spoken to, he looks and blinks even though he is by himself.
Even though Mr. Hat was often used as a character device for Mr. Garrison's "gay side," Mr. Garrison retained use of Mr. Hat even after coming out as a homosexual, during the period when both were seen to be teaching kindergarten. Mr. Hat is permanently abandoned in favor of Mr. Slave once Mr. Garrison begins teaching fourth grade, and has not been seen since except in the show's intro sequence (which employs a rapid amalgam of clips from previous episodes and seasons).
Mr. Hat is a parody of the character High Hat http://ags.pearsonassessments.com/Group.asp?nGroupInfoID=highhat , a character used to teach children the alphabet and beginner's grammar. He appears in puppet form for teachers to use to illustrate the stories he appears in.
Mr. Garrison temporarily replaced Mr. Hat with (starting in the episode "Summer Sucks"), who consisted of a twig wearing a purple shirt with a
Pink Triangle symbol. His voice was identical to Mr. Hat's until his final scene in "Chef Aid", where he spoke with a French accent. Mr. Twig was not well-received by the children in Garrison's third grade class, who repeatedly called for the return of Mr. Hat. Though Garrison constantly assured himself that Mr. Twig was a better choice than Mr. Hat, he came to terms with his attachment to Mr. Hat in the episode "Chef Aid", upon being broken out of jail by him. Garrison got back with Mr. Hat after Mr. Twig advised him to follow his heart.
