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Cosmo Kramer is a fictional character on the American " and " The Pen ", in the second and third seasons, respectively. NAME Cosmo was known only as "Kramer" during the show's first five seasons (from 1990 to 1994), In the first (pilot) episode, however, his name was actually Kessler. It was George who found out his unusual first name through an encounter with Kramer's long estranged mother, Babs (played by Sheree North ), on the season six episode, " The Switch ". Despite this, most characters continued to call him Kramer for the remainder of the show's run although many minor characters did begin referring to him as "Cosmo". The surname ''Kramer'' came from Larry David's neighbor, Kenny Kramer, on whom Kramer is based. The first name ''Cosmo'' came from the name of a child who lived on Larry and Kenny's floor in their building. THE REAL-LIFE KRAMER Kramer is based on the real-life Kenny Kramer , a neighbor of co-creator Larry David from New York . At the time of the shooting of the original ''Seinfeld'' Pilot called " The Seinfeld Chronicles ", Kenny Kramer had not yet given consent to use his name, and so Kramer's character was originally "Kessler". David was hesitant to use Kenny Kramer's real name because he suspected that Kramer would take advantage of this. David's suspicion turned out to be correct; Kenny Kramer created the "Kramer Reality Tour", a New York City bus tour that points out actual locations of events or places featured in ''Seinfeld''. The "Kramer Reality Tour" is itself spoofed on ''Seinfeld'' in " The Muffin Tops ", when Kramer's stories are used by Elaine (without permission) for the use of various stories in Peterman's biography; he develops a reality bus tour called "The Peterman Reality Tour" and touts himself as "The Real J. Peterman". Kenny Kramer also made both monetary and non-monetary demands on Castle-Rock Entertainment —all of which were met. In the "backwards episode" of Seinfeld, " The Betrayal ", it is explained (in an example of a '' Retcon '') that Kramer's original name given in the pilot, "Kessler", is just a misspelling on his mailbox. BACKGROUND AND FAMILY Perhaps Kramer's first scheme was running away from home at age 17 and stowing away aboard a Steamer headed for Sweden , as he tells two art patrons in " The Letter ". It is unknown how he returned to the United States from Sweden, however—or whether the story is even intended to be true. Kramer never completed high school traditionally. It is learned in " The Barber " that Kramer has a high school equivalency. Kramer was estranged for a long period from his mother, Babs Kramer . Unlike George Costanza and Jerry Seinfeld, Kramer's character does not have a well-developed network of family members shown in the sitcom. Kramer was also in the United States Army for a short while before being discharged (the reasons for which are "classified"). Kramer has stated that his heroes are Mickey Mantle (who is also one of George's heroes) and Bette Midler . CHARACTER Kramer has many conflicting personality traits. Described in " The Letter " by an art patron as "a loathsome, offensive brute", he is often shallow, callous, and indifferent. On the other hand, he is often caring and friendly, going out of his way to get his friends to help others and to do the right thing even when they don't want him to. Kramer is known for his extreme honesty and, correspondingly, his lack of tact; in " The Nose Job ", he tells George's girlfriend that she "needs a Nose Job ". Instead of being horrified, many characters end up thanking Kramer for his candor. Kramer never gets into trouble for it, but his friends often do. He also gets his friends into trouble by talking them into things such as parking illegally in a Handicapped Space (" The Handicap Spot ") or urinating in a parking garage (" The Parking Garage "). Kramer is known for appropriating items from Jerry, most notably food. Jerry's apartment is Kramer's second home (at one point he calls Jerry's phone line one, and his own line two); he has his own key to the apartment, almost never bothers to knock, and even begins to receive phone calls there in " The Pilot, Part 1 ". It is revealed in " The Betrayal " that this may be due to Jerry's offer upon moving into the building (12 years earlier, about 4 years before the first episode), telling Kramer "We're neighbors. What's mine is yours." Much of Kramer's lifestyle is "out of date", including his clothing, which is often a size too small and years (or decades) out of fashion. He seems to shop at second-hand stores and has no concept of style or taste. Kramer thinks of himself as a very "with-it" individual, up-to-date on everything, but is constantly being shown to be ignorant, uninformed, and foolish. He often drives large, old American Sedans , such as a 1973 Chevrolet Impala , or a 1985 Ford LTD . To all this, Kramer is oblivious and he takes no note of other people's opinions of his lifestyle and views. Kramer's own apartment is sub-let from documentary filmmaker Paul Buchman from '' Mad About You ''. Kramer's apartment is the subject of numerous radical experiments in Interior Design , including "levels" (no furniture) in " The Pony Remark ", and a reconstruction of the set of '' The Merv Griffin Show '' in " The Merv Griffin Show ". Kramer's signature on the show is entering a room sliding in, much like Art Carney 's character in '' The Honeymooners ''. This reportedly first became a Recurring Gag when Richards was late for a cue; trying to save the scene, he burst into the room, much to the delight of the audience. His initial bursts into Jerry's apartment were fairly conventional, and became somewhat more flamboyant or physically comedic as the series progressed. He is also known to be very clumsy, constantly tripping over things and knocking things down. "). IDIOSYNCRASIES Kramer also shares a phobia with Frank Costanza. In the episode "The Raincoats", he almost panics when the word ''mouse'' is mentioned. He suffers from Coulrophobia —a fear of clowns "The Opera". He has seizures whenever he hears the voice of Mary Hart , co-anchor of the show '' Entertainment Tonight '', "The Good Samaritan". In the episode " The Betrayal ", Kramer's friend FDR (Franklin Delano Romanawski, played by Michael McShane ) wishes on his birthday candles that Kramer would drop dead, after Kramer threw a Snowball at him. Kramer tried to get 100% anti-drop dead protection for life, but lost after losing a Wishbone break. Kramer is inexplicably popular with both George's and Jerry's parents, and it is revealed in " The Blood " that he calls the Seinfelds once a week (as he explains to Jerry, "If you called them more often, I wouldn't have to!"). George's parents let Kramer stay at their house in an episode when they are away on a trip. They even let Kramer have a "girl over" (which George explains they never let him do). He even briefly moves into Jerry's parents' Retirement community in Florida , where Morty Seinfeld recruits him to run for Condo Board President in an attempt to establish a puppet regime. Kramer even manages to befriend the " Soup Nazi " which seems impossible due to his short temper and his outbursts at anyone who holds up the line. ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIPS Of the four main characters, Kramer has the fewest romantic relationships portrayed on-screen. He does not seem to have trouble attracting women (once stating, "I have many associates"), but his relationships often come to an embarrassing end and, like Jerry's, are usually short lived. Some of Kramer's most notable relationships include:
PROTéGéS Kramer has on a few occasions taken people under his wing and aggressively protected their interests.
BIZARRE BELIEFS AND PHILOSOPHIES ]] Kramer is known to embrace opposite and reverse philosophies and to reject acceptable social behaviors or established facts. For example, he insists in " The Jimmy " that you have to eat before undergoing surgery because "you need your strength", even though patients are told not to eat before being operated on for safety reasons.
EMPLOYMENT Despite the failure of the majority of his schemes and his unwillingness to even apply for a normal job, Kramer always seems to have money when he needs it; in " The Visa ", George makes a comment about Kramer "doing nothing" but "falling ass-backwards into money", suggesting he may have inherited some money or won some kind of lottery. The only example of this demonstrated on the show was in the episode " The Subway ", in which Kramer places a $600 bet on a horse at 30-to-1 odds, which amounts to winning $18,000. The only steady job Kramer is known to have had was in " The Strike ", when he went back to work at H&H Bagels after being on Strike for over a decade. His union finally settled the strike when the Minimum Wage of New York was raised to the hourly rate Kramer had been demanding from his employer (Kramer still felt the strike was a success), and he was re-employed. He only worked there during that one episode before he was fired. During the time he was working at the bagel shop, he went on strike again because of having to work on Festivus , a holiday invented by Frank Costanza . Kramer has engaged in a variety of short-lived jobs. He worked part-time as a department store Santa before being fired for spreading Communist Propaganda to young children "The Race". In " The Bizarro Jerry ", he worked at an office where he was not actually employed, describing his daily activities to Jerry as " T.C.B. You know, takin' care of business." His "boss" eventually "fires" him, commenting that his reports resemble work by someone with "no business training at all." In " The Beard ", he was paid to be a decoy in a Police Lineup . A Story Arc of the fifth season included Kramer's idea for a Coffee Table Book About Coffee Tables , which was eventually published in " The Fire ". His success in that particular endeavor was short-lived, however, because he spit coffee on Kathie Lee Gifford while promoting the book on '' Live With Regis And Kathie Lee ''. In The Pick , he became an Underwear model for Calvin Klein , which must account for at least some of his income. The biggest boost to Kramer's income would have to be in the episode " The Wizard " when his coffee table book is optioned for a movie by a "big Hollywood so-and-so", earning Kramer enough royalty money to retire to Florida (although he moved back to New York almost immediately after a "political scandal" involving going barefoot in the clubhouse cost him the election for condo board president.) He is a Compulsive Gambler who successfully avoided gambling for several years until " The Diplomat's Club ", in which he bet with a wealthy Texan on the arrival and departure times of flights going into New York's LaGuardia Airport . Earlier then that, "The Pony Remark" and "The Subway" still shows that Kramer is a compulsive gambler. A struggling (and untalented) actor, Kramer briefly lived in Los Angeles , where he accosted Fred Savage , appeared in a Cameo on '' Murphy Brown '', and was a suspect in a string of Serial Killings . Back in New York, Kramer worked as a stand-in on a Soap Opera with his friend Mickey Abbott in " The Stand In ", and was given a one-line part in a Woody Allen movie in " The Alternate Side " (His line, "These pretzels are making me thirsty", became the show's first Catch Phrase .), but he is fired before completing his scene. Kramer has worked in various other theater projects, such as acting out illnesses at a Medical School in " The Burning ". In the episode " The Strong Box ", Kramer says one of the things in the box is his military discharge. Upon being asked, "You were in the military?", Kramer replies, "Briefly." Kramer's financial status seems to be contradicted across episodes. For example, in one episode George asks Kramer if he can break a twenty-dollar bill, to which he replies, "I only have hundreds" (" The Mango "). However, in another episode, in which he explains to Jerry that wallets are a nuisance and that he should use a money clip, Kramer advises Jerry to "keep the big bills on the outside" and shows Jerry his own money clip as an example, to which Jerry responds, "That's a Five " (" The Reverse Peephole "). INVENTIONS, ENTREPRENEURSHIP, AND LAWSUITS Kramer showed an entrepreneurial bent with "Kramerica Industries," for which he devised plans for a pizza place where customers made their own pizza (" Male Unbonding "), a bladder system for tankers that would "put an end to maritime oil spills" (" The Voice "), and a product that would put ketchup and mustard in the same bottle. He also came up with the idea of a beach-scented cologne in " The Pez Dispenser ", but a marketing executive for Calvin Klein informed him that the idea was senseless. However, in " The Pick ", it is revealed that Klein has produced a cologne called Ocean based on the same idea. When Kramer confronts him about this, his interaction with a Klein executive lands him a photo shoot in connection with the cologne as an underwear model. In " The Doorman ", Kramer and Frank Costanza co-develop a prototype for a Brassiere for men called the "bro" or the "mansiere". In " The Muffin Tops ", Kramer cries foul after failing to receive due credit for J. Peterman 's book success which was unduly based on Kramer's misadventures. He then confronts Peterman during a book signing, and is kicked out of the event. Kramer then declares himself to be "The Real Peterman" and initiates The Real Peterman Reality Bus Tour, charging customers $37.50 for a tour of his life. On the matter of this tour, Jerry commented that it was "basically $37.50 for a mini 3 Musketeers Bar ." Kramer also hatched a scheme to smuggle actual Cuba ns to the United States to make his beloved outlawed Cuban Cigars , only to learn the "''Cubans''" are actually Dominicans (" The English Patient "). He participates in Lawsuit s against various people and companies, represented by Jackie Chiles , a parody of Johnnie Cochran . In " The Maestro ," he settled one such suit (though he received no monetary compensation) against a coffee company whose beverages were too hot (a reference to the McDonald's Coffee Case ). In " The Abstinence ," Kramer sues a tobacco company for the damage its products caused to his appearance, and in " The Caddy ," he sued Sue Ellen Mischke for causing a traffic accident that ruined his chances at becoming a professional golfer. Kramer's other inventions and ideas
PSEUDONYMS Like the other three characters, Kramer has means "unverified science of dubious origin" or "a questionable scheme". Under the name "H. E. Pennypacker" in " The Puerto Rican Day ", Kramer poses as a buyer interested in an apartment in order to use its bathroom. Kramer also appeared as H. E. Pennypacker to help Elaine get revenge on a store, Putumayo, by repricing all the merchandise in the store with a pricing gun (" The Millennium "). As Dr. Martin von Nostrand, Kramer tried to get Elaine's medical chart to erase the negative comments her doctor had made in " The Package ". He also used the von Nostrand alias in the episode " The Slicer ", posing as a dermatologist for a cancer screening at Kruger. Kruger later recognised him as Dr. von Nostrand in " The Strike ". Kramer used the name Martin von Nostrand (without the "doctor" prefix) while auditioning for the role of himself on the show ''Jerry'' in " The Pilot, Part 1 ". Kramer posed as Professor Peter von Nostrand in " The Nose Job " in order to retrieve his jacket from another man's apartment. Kramer was also referred to as "Assman" in reference to the license plate the State Of New York accidentally gave him in " The Fusilli Jerry ". Occasionally, he is called "Krame" (" The Parking Space ", " The Stranded ") or "the K-Man" (" The Barber "), (" The Bizarro Jerry "), (" The Busboy "). A derogatory designation for Kramer has been " Hipster Doofus ", a moniker once assigned to him by a woman in a wheelchair he once dated in the episode " The Handicap Spot ", and occasionally directed at him by Elaine, as in " The Glasses ". The nickname was first used in a newspaper review of ''Seinfeld''. There have been some interpretations of the term "hipster doofus" that suggest Kramer to be "a flamboyant and sophisticated unfortunate", "a person who is learned on the ways of the world, but not learned or aware of his own physicality", as well as "the world's roughest prototype of the Metrosexual male". OTHER APPEARANCES Kramer appears as a is the first to lose the challenge. EXTERNAL LINKS
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