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Variation 1:
# Eat when you can
# Sleep when you can
# Don't mess with the Pancreas

Variation 2:
# See a Donut (or slice, at some institutions), eat a donut (slice)
# Don't stand when you can sit
# Don't sit when you can lie down
# Don't lie down when you can sleep
# Never mess with the pancreas