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THE SONG


The words of the song are as follows:

:The Griffine, Bustard, Turkey & Capon
:Lett other hungry Mortalls gape on
:And on theire bones with Stomacks fall hard,
:But lett All Souls' Men have ye Mallard.

CHORUS

Hough the bloud of King Edward,

By ye bloud of King Edward,

It was a swapping, swapping mallard!


:Some storys strange are told I trow
:By Baker, Holinshead & Stow
:Of Cocks & Bulls, & other queire things
:That happen'd in ye Reignes of theire Kings.

CHORUS


:The Romans once admir'd a gander
:More than they did theire best Commander,
:Because hee saved, if some don't foolle us,
:The place named from ye Scull of Tolus.

CHORUS


:The Poets fain'd Jove turn'd a Swan,
:But lett them prove it if they can.
:To mak't appeare it's not att all hard:
:Hee was a swapping, swapping mallard.

CHORUS


:Hee was swapping all from bill to eye,
:Hee was swapping all from wing to thigh;
:His swapping tool of generation
:Oute swapped all ye wingged Nation.

CHORUS


:Then lett us drink and dance a Galliard
:in ye Remembrance of ye Mallard,
:And as ye Mallard doth in Poole,
:Lett's dabble, dive & duck in Boule.

CHORUS



NOTES


The word "swapping", repeatedly used in the chorus, is a now-obsolete use from Middle English meaning "striking" (as in "what a remarkably big duck that is!").

The identity of King Edward in the song is not known; there have been four English Monarchs of that name.

The reference to "Jove turn'd a Swan" refers to the mythical incident in which the Roman God Jupiter transformed himself into a Swan to seduce Queen Leda .

Not surprisingly, the Victorians disapproved of the reference to the mallard's "swapping tool of generation", mightier than any other in "ye wingged Nation" (of birds). They dropped this verse from the song, but to the delight of traditionalists, it was restored in the 2001 ceremony. (And apparently this honour does indeed belong to a duck, though not a mallard. [http://mercury.bio.uaf.edu/~kevin_mccracken/reprints/auk-117-820.pdf )

The last two lines are an invitation to the singers to retire to a convenient watering-hole. They could be paraphrased as saying "in much the same way as the Mallard dives into a pond, let us dive into a drinking bowl."


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