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The song, "Kyle's Mom is a Stupid Bitch (in D-Minor)", was originally sung on A Christmas Episode of the show which ridiculed political correctness. In the episode, anything having to do with Christianity or traditional Christmas icons was banned from display, including any references to Jesus or Santa Claus . These events stemmed from Kyle's mother complaining to the mayor about the local Elementary School doing a play about the birth of Jesus. Cartman places all of the blame on Kyle's mother, and, when queried by Mr. Garrison for a Christmas song to sing not involving Jesus or Santa Claus, suggests "Kyle's Mom is a Stupid Bitch (in D-Minor)". The song is most closely a up a semitone each verse (so the whole song isn't actually in any single key at all). There have been also many variations to the song, many using the name of another person instead of Kyle's Mom , including George W. Bush , Barney , Ann Coulter , Anita Bryant , Rush Limbaugh , Jack Thompson , John Kerry , and others. LYRICS (MOVIE VERSION) Cartman: Weeeeeeeeeellll... Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch, She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world. She a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch, She's a bitch to all the boys and girls. Kyle: Shut your fucking mouth, Cartman! Cartman: On Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch, On Wednesday to Saturday she's a bitch Then on Sunday, just to be different, She's a super King Kamehameha bee-atch! Come on! You all know the words! '' joins in and dance '' Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom? She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world. She's a mean ole bitch, and she has stupid hair. She's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch. Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch She's a stupid bitch! (Whoa!) Kyle's mom's a bitch And she's such a dirty bitch! (Bitch!) Talk to kids around the world, And it might go a little bit something like this: '' fancies leading a Chinese choir: '' Kyle de mama shige po fu Tashi ge da fei zu tashi Kwanshi jiezu bu ya lian de po fu '' a French one: '' La mère du Kyle est une pute C'est une sacrée vieille pute La plus grande pute du Monde entier. '' a Dutch one (dressed as a Dutch girl): '' Kyles moeder is een teef zij is een groot vettig teef zij is de grootst teef ter vereld teef ter vereld '' an African one (in black-face): '' Mama yah kay Kyle nee mewah Nee mewah koo bwah m neh nay nee bwah m'koo bwah koo lee koh wot tay doo ne ah ne ''[When he sings in English again, the four choirs ''are behind him in the Netherlands]'' Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom? She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world. She's a mean ole bitch, and she has stupid hair. She's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch. She's a stupid bitch! Kyle's mom's a bitch, and she's such a dirty bitch! ('' Showstopper '') I really mean it. Kyle's mom, she's a big fat fucking bitch! Big ole fat fucking bitch, Kyle's mom! Yeah-tcha! EXTERNAL LINKS
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