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Examples

  • I stubbed my foot on a recent visit to an Indonesian volcano.

  • Krakatoa ?

  • Yeah, bloody painful it was.

    • Krakatoa is the well-known volcano, but sounds like "crack a toe".


  • ''I had some dodgy ungulate cuisine when I was last in Pakistan . ''

  • '' Islamabad ? ''

  • ''Tough as old boots.''

    • Islamabad is the capital, but sounds like "is the llama bad".


  • The wife and I took a caravan holiday to Poole .

  • In Dorset ?

  • Yes, I'd thoroughly recommend it.

    • Poole is located in Dorset, the second line sounds like "endorse it".


  • ''My workaholic sister is finally taking a vacation. She's going on a cruise to the Caribbean .''

  • '' Jamaica ? ''

  • ''No, it was her idea.''

  • --- Led Zeppelin named the song D'yer Mak'er after this joke.

    • When spoken quickly, Jamaica sounds like "did you make her".


  • My wife went to visit her family in St Petersburg .

  • Is she Russian ?

  • No, she's taking her time.

    • Russian sounds similar to rushing.


  • ''I went to the Botanical Gardens in west London .''

  • '' Kew ?''

  • ''Yes, it was really busy''

    • Kew sounds like queue, which means a line of people.