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''The Flying Castle of Dreams'' ('''FCoD''') is a message board started by parodies, created by the members. The name was proposed by a member known as Lunchebox and has remained since then.
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THE HISTORY


Humble Beginnings

The origins of the Flying Castle initially began back in the summer of 2005, on the popular video game walkthrough and cheat archive site , made his way to a section of the GameFAQs message board dedicated solely to that game.

For the longest time, Teisel remained unknown to most people. He wasn't active much on the board, and rarely participated in active debates. He would occasionally show up to crack a joke or too in a conversation, and that's what began to earn him respect among the denizens of the message board. After a few weeks, Teisel began to be more active, mostly making joke topics, among one of the most popular being a comparison between the stealth technology of Metal Gear REX and a Wonderbra . Another big hit was his controversial theory on the death of Col. Volgin, linking it to symbolism of the Cobra Unit emotions (All from various Metal Gear installments). Little by little, his popularity began to grow.


The Big Bang

In the middle of that summer, another young member by the name of Charizard joined the board. Having finished a Resident Evil 4 parody on its respective board, Charizard wanted to make his very own Metal Gear Solid 3 parody, and proceeded to do just that. He posted his first chapter a day afterward.

Unfortunately, the vast majority of readers hated his story. Many claimed that the jokes were low-brow and the writing was terrible, while others thought it just flat-out sucked. Amongst the many critics was Teisel, who knew that a story like this had potential; It just needed a better writer.

The following evening, Teisel wrote and posted the first chapter on his own parody, entitled Not Another Metal Gear Solid Parody.

It was astounding just how big of a success it became. Fans everyone clamored over Teisel's literary innovations and praised him all over the message board. He was loved and admired and proclaimed as a genius of writing. Hundreds of users logged in everyday to check the latest update to his story. The very first chapters easily reached 500 posts and had to expand to another topic for more room. Teisel came to be so admired that the fans dubbed him "Lord Teisel", a title that has stuck to this very day. At the time, Teisel bathed in his admiration and praised, and all seemed good.


The First Strike

Then, the unthinkable happened. After the second topic for Not Another Metal Gear Solid Parody was opened, and the newest chapter posted, a local member by the name of liquid_s marked the topic for moderator review, and in the process got the entire topic deleted.

Fans were outraged, and Teisel was furious. He received a message from the moderator, stating that his parody could only be continued on the message board's social section. At the time, the social board was a complete wasteland. It was empty save for a few obnoxious joke topics involving phone sex. But, reluctant as he was, Teisel moved in, and Not Another Metal Gear Solid Parody continued on.

It was here that he was joined by some of his biggest fans, who would later evolve into his greatest of friends. The most recognizeable and most enduring were Reno and Alamar, and were the first two to join Teisel in the social board. Thanks to their efforts, the duo managed to bring nearly every single on of Teisel's original fans over to the social board, and in no time, the board began to strive like it did originally.


Spin-Offs

Pretty soon, Teisel's parody inspired a new generation of writers. Alamar was the very first one to write a spin-off parody to Not Another Metal Gear Solid Parody, soon followed by Reno, and then many, many others. At the time, the board nearly became flooded with spin-off parodies, some good, but most of them mediocre. This began to lead to criticism against Teisel for inspiring a massive flood.

Looking to remedy the situation, Teisel came up with an idea. Along with the best of the writers on the board, he created a collaborative effort between himself, Alamar, Reno, thaddeus6th, and LeftAnalogStick, and created Metal Gear Exile: The Twit Arrow. Based around the plot of Metal Gear Solid, the story centered around Exile Arrow, a legendary member of GameFAQs who was hailed by many as the biggest idiot in the world. Besides being a great story, this also won back Teisel's respect for the time being, and gave a new form of entertainment for the social board.


Teisel's Absence

A few weeks into the social board era, word began to spread that a massive Hurricane was heading towards Louisiana , where Teisel lives. Teisel scoffed at it, citing that hurricanes weren't a big deal, and claimed that he would be back in two or three days after "kicking this hurricane's ass."

This hurricane would forever be known as Hurricane Katrina .

Teisel was missing for a good two or three weeks. During that time, the social board had no idea of where he was, and a lot of them were worried that he was killed in the massive floods that spread across the cities.

Luckily, though, Teisel just barely missed the hurricane. He managed to salvage most of the stuff in his home, but had to live without electricity or light for three weeks, which was a blessing compared to what others had to deal with. Soon, he was back in charge of the social board, even claiming that the Hurricane would've done more damage if he hadn't "kicked its ass."


The Final Straw

After the very first trailer for Metal Gear Solid 4 was released by Konami , a message board dedicated to the upcoming PlayStation 3 title was created on GameFAQs. Teisel thought that perhaps he would be able to reach out to a larger audience over there, and announced his move to the Metal Gear Solid 4 boards. Some were angry at Teisel for wanting to leave, while others happily left. Teisel, alongside his faithful companions Alamar and Reno, packed their bags and stories and left for the board.

When the trio left the board, the social board reverted almost immediately back to the way things were. It became a wasteland once again, and most everyone there began to blame Teisel for it, or just plain forget about him. This was the first actual time Teisel had to deal with criticism, and one that still haunts him.

But on the newfound Metal Gear Solid 4 boards, all seemed to be well again. Not Another Metal Gear Solid Parody was set back up, once again praised by fans, some old, but mostly new. However, it wasn't long before once again, the topic was marked and the parody was deleted. Claiming that stories were more suited for social boards, the moderators waved a stern finger in Teisel's face once more. However, at the time, the Metal Gear Solid 4 board WAS a social board, since the game hadn't even been released yet, and couldn't really be discussed in full. Teisel pointed this out, but the moderators ignored his plight.

Teisel was furious. He publicly called out and insulted the GameFAQs moderators, and urged for full-scale rebellion for his fans.

Reno, however, had a better idea.


The First Castle

Reno created a message board just for Teisel and the fans to move to, and move they did. However, the site looked horrible, so Teisel suggested creating his own. Reno accepted the proposal, and Lord Teisel's Flying Castle of Dreams was created.

Inspired by a comic strip drawn by one of Teisel's oldest friends, Max Lunche, The Flying Castle of Dreams soared to success in no time at all. Many new projects were introduced, including a hand-drawn comic strip based around Teisel and his girlfriend Yuy, simply titled "Teisel and Yuy", and many new stories were made available, a majority created by the members of the board.

Alamar and Reno eventually became moderators of the board, alongside Lunche and Chron, two of Teisel's friends from the now gone Skull Castle, and eventually, a new member by the name of Yam appeared. Skilled in site-building, Yam suggested and created so many additions to the Flying Castle that Teisel just decided to make him an administrator. Yam happily accepted.


The First Migration

The Castle saw resounding success over a short couple of days. In just a week's time, he had reached over 75 members, and over 2,000 posts. Teisel prided himself in having such a quickly evolving message board.

Yam saw this too, and struck a deal with Teisel, asking to merge his board, the Infinity Faction, with Teisel's Flying Castle. Teisel accepted, always eager to find more people to entertain, and the two made a brand new board to celebrate the merge.

The title still kept the Flying Castle moniker, but the server host was changed, unbenknownst to Teisel at the time. The new link to the board was posted, and everyone happily moved in. They even acquired a new mod, Cure, who would forever be known as the enigmatic music expert of the board.

The new Flying Castle, for the most part, was successful. Mostly everyone managed to make the jump, although few had to stay behind on the rotting carcass that was the original castle. The new castle saw many happy times, with a few new projects started. However, the happiness came to a quick halt, when perhaps the greatest fight in Castle history broke out amongst two administrators: Teisel and Lunche.

Teisel was in a troubled state of affairs during the time, and the stress caused him to lash out at Lunche for seemingly little reason. Lunche left the board, but Teisel continued on with his rage, posting a rather biased story on what caused this argument; the death of a friend's mother, and Lunche's somewhat emotionless response. Of course, Lunche wasn't at all happy with this, and retaliated through his LiveJournal. What began as a petty argument became a fullscale war. In the end, the two of them broke into one final fight over an instant messenger conversation, which ended in the two of them parting ways.

One funny thing that came out of this fight was a comment Lunche made regarding his departure of the board and the loss of his job as a moderator. "Hell, give Saberfire the job," he stated. Teisel did just that, making Saberfire a moderator...of the original Castle, which was long dead and forgotten. Other than that, this is quite possibly Teisel's biggest mistake and failure, but one that would be resolved in about two months or so.


The Second Migration

After staying not more than a few weeks at the board, Teisel and Yam began to realize that the options given to them as administrators were underwhelming and lacking. Many of the promises they made on the server switch would be impossible for this message board. A vote was cast amongst the mods, and they all decided that another move would be in order.

It was here that another message board owner, Sergio, alongside his companion Daylight, offered Yam their old board, which was empty and forgotten, but already set up. Yam accepted, once again without Teisel's knowledge, and the move began once again.

Once more, the Castle was highly successful, though more members were lost in the move. Eventually, they found their way back, but the spark was lost in all the transitions.

That spark, however, came back as a raging inferno as the second fight began, scaling even higher than Teisel and Lunche's argument.


SECRET STUFF


The Lunche & Teisel Conflict: An Extended Look

Though the Battle has been briefly mentioned, it must be known that the epic fight truly shook the Castle, nearly destroying its population. What started out as an argument over whether or not Lunchebox had the capablity to express Emotion erupted into full-scale conflict. Lunchebox decided to leave the board, and was resolved to do it peacfully, but after an out-of-context AIM conversation was posted by Teisel, Lunchebox came back and retaliated. After he thought the argument was finished, he stripped away his own powers at the board and left.

More insults and lies were posted at the board, behind his back, that he narrowly caught wind of it, and so he posted his retaliations in his Live Journal . Years later Lunche and Teisel would meet in real life and battle it out, causing continents to fall, countries to despair, and governments to fail.

A millennium passed when finally, Lunchebox kicked Teisel's ass so hard, the evil stick bug that had been shoved up his ass fell out. Only then was it revealed that Teisel's emotions were being controlled by the abomination, and that he and Lunchebox shouldn't be fighting. The bug then promptly died.

Lunchebox, remorseful of his actions and seeing how he was blinded by rage and hate, used a time machine to travel back in time, some time in the two months between his leave of the Castle and his return, where he talked to his past self, whom was training in the mountains of China, and revealed the secret of Teisel's actions.

With the newly acquired knowledge, and the power of the doomsday ass-kicker, Lunchebox traveled back to the Castle, only to find an impersonator continuing the damage he started. Knowing no one would trust him, he donned the mask and was known as 'The Midnight Thunder Boy' and defeated the doppelganger.

But questions still remain. Who shoved the stick-bug up Teisel's ass? Who unleashed the doppelganger on to the castle? We may never know...


THE WRITINGS


Parodies

First and foremost, the Castle has mostly parodies and random stories. The main core of it's parody-driven literature is the Metal Gear Solid series, in which the authors usually replace actual characters with members of the Castle.

The amount of Metal Gear Solid parodies is so numerous, that Teisel has even added a section in the "Creationism" part of the boards specifically for those parodies.


Personal Writings


The admin Yam has also written a myriad of short stories of all genres, including fantasy, something which he is ashamed to admit. A publishing company that actually responded to his mass of sendings did just that. However, nothing further was heard from them.

The member Tarsir has a message board dedicated to his book series, set in the Land of the Rose, an area of seven powerful nations centered around the White Rose, an artifact left behind by the seven nations' greatest king. He also has written a few short stories.


The Other Stories


Every once in a while, a member will start up a story with varying seriousness. Virtually all of them have little to none of that, except for two of the Create-Your-Own-Adventure stories.

The stories often, as the parodies, use Castle members for the cast. The majority of them pertain Teisel and Yam as the two heads of opposing factions, or otherwise on the same group. The member Ryo enjoys making "group stories" in which he has a co-author, although he forgets them altogether in almost every case.

Alamar is also a notable writer of the satirical stories.


Works Written/Drawn/Whatever, Arranged by Author


Lord Teisel
  • Not Another Metal Gear Solid Parody - A parody of the entire plot to Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater, starring Naked Snake (because the codename Exposed Wang was taken) as he journeys to the Russian fortress Grabze Nads to destroy the unbelievably sexy Shagohod. Currently has over 50 written chapters.

  • Teisel and Yuy - A comic strip detailing the life of Teisel and his girlfriend Yuy. Every single issue is based on a completely accurate and real-life story that has happened in their life. Even Yuy turning into a skeleton.

  • Kill Jack - A story depicting Teisel himself, who works at Jack in the Box, where someone tries to assassinate him. This didn't get off the ground, though. Mostly because it sucked.

  • A Day in the Life of Teisel - A Choose-Your-Own-Adventure style story where you control thew daily life of Teisel as he does his Lordly duties, including cooking breakfast, killing Alamar, and blowing things up. Was forgotten in the second migration.

  • The Moderators - A parody of the 1979 movie "The Warriors", starring members of the board as The Warriors as they fight through every website on the internet to get back to their castle.


Teisel has also drawn mugshots of every member of the Castle...almost.

Lord Alamar
  • Oh Man, ANOTHER Metal Gear Solid 3 Parody? - The first MGS3 parody that was written after Teisel wrote his. Is rarely updated, though.

  • Teiseleye - A parody of the 1996 James Bond movie Goldeneye, with Lunche as James Bond and MGS Master as Alec Trevelyan

  • The Castle is Not Enough - A parody of the 1999 James Bond movie The World is Not Enough, with Betoni as James Bond, Saberfire as Renard, Wolf as Dr. Christmas Jones, and MGS Mistress as Elektra King.

  • The Mod Squad - Inspired by a drawing that Teisel made, this could be considered a parody of the A-Team, although the episodes are not parodied; the concept still remains. It follows the exploits of the Mod Squad, an elite group of people led by Teisel, who go out on missions when commanded by Teisel. The only story on the FCoD to use the real names of FCoD members.

  • The Misadventures of Metal Gear Online- He is currently working as a co-author with Toone.

  • Tarsir of Rayochi


  • Various poems, including some set in the Land of the Rose.

  • Halo: Fall of Reach parody - Self explanatory. A parody of the Halo books, with FCoD members.

  • The Neveruseful Story - Just a story about...stuff happening. With FCoD members. Really random.


Lord Yam

  • Metal Gear Solid: Sovereignty - A Metal Gear story set after the events of MGS2, it follows the exploits of Solid Snake and Otacon again. After a terrorist organization known as the Sovereign Kings uses a Metal Gear to nuke Los Angeles, Otacon sends Snake into the SK's base to neutralize their threat. But, as always, with a Metal Gear story, there are twists and turns...


Lord Reno

  • The B Team - An original Metal Gear story detailing the exploits of the Cobra Unit's B Team consisting of The Angst, The Useless, The Confusion, The Moral Value, and teh n00b.


Son Ryo

  • The Castletrix- A parody of the Matrix trilogy, starring Alamar as Neo and various other Castle members.


  • Star Wars: Episode Parody- A parody of the Star Wars series, also starring various members.


  • The Living Castle- A ripoff of Alamar's James Bond parodies, also starring various members.


Toone

  • The Misadventures of Metal Gear Online- A story taking place in the world of Metal Gear Solid 3: Subsistence's online mode, mainly the map City Under Siege. Stars the first eight members of the Flying Cavalry of Death. It tells the tale of the GRU Unit and the Ocelot Unit, two four-man teams who fight each other in a city that closely resembles City Under Siege. The reason is that they both think (with the help of their COs) that the other side supported the American agent Naked Snake in his mission. Recently began co-authoring it with the help of Alamar.


Characters in The Misadventures of Metal Gear Online

---OCELOT UNIT MEMBERS

  • Lieutenant Teisel - The leader of the group, so to speak.


  • Seargant Alamar - The second-in-command, but it's not really emphasized. Uses a Dragunov SVD sniper rifle. His best friend is a female Kerotan frog named Kermita. Is probably the only rational person on the team, except when Kermita is involved.


  • Private Revenent (Boss Killer) - Knife-lover. Is a major fan of Solid/Naked Snake. He keeps a bag of makeup and calls it "face-paint". He was once shot by Snake in the arm with a tranquilizer dart. He's never washed that arm since. Would rather sneak around whenever there's a plan involved.


  • Private Lunchebox - Shotgun-lover. Does not talk, instead he uses a Mister Spell and types in all caps. He loves porn.


---GRU UNIT MEMBERS

  • Lieutenant Jester (Toone) - The leader of the group. Despises Privates Master and Mistress because they constantly have sex. He despises that other guy too, and once he considered joining the Ocelot unit. Is an avid supporter of the "Not It" system where the last person who says "Not It" loses when it comes to their battle plans and resolving disputes.


  • Seargant Plx (plxtreme) - Was once a private, but was promoted by Jester for his supposedly daring rescue when Jester was knocked out. (Plx actually shot Jester with a tranquilizer and dragged him back to base) He does not talk, either, and uses a (... {Link without Title} ) format when "talking". Wants to have sex with Private Mistress so bad, and thus he hates Master.


  • Private Mistress - The only female person on the team. Is currently in a loving relationship with Private Master. They've had sex anywhere and in any position you can think of. Dislikes Plx because of his constant attempts at having sex with her.


  • Private Master - The boyfriend of Private Mistress. Despises Plx because of his constant attempts at having sex with Mistress.


---OTHER VERY MINOR CHARACTERS

  • Major Ocelot - Made a cameo in only one chapter, when Major Raikov grabbed his crotch and knocked him out.


  • Major Ivan Raidenovitch Raikov - Made a cameo in only one chapter, when he grabbed Ocelot's balls before being killed by Alamar.


  • Leonid Brezhnev - Did not have any lines, but was talking to Major Ocelot in one chapter.


  • Kermita - Alamar's precious Kerotan frog. Has currently been blown up by Teisel.

  • Lunchebox


  • Moments of Clarity- A webcomic that updates Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays, with commentary on his life and what really grinds his gears. Hilarious.



THE MEMBERS


Staff

As of this moment, the staff members, referred to as Lords, are:

  • Lord Teisel, founder of the Flying Castle of Dreams. Also the Castle's primary artist and parody contributor. Secretly enjoys Yaoi.

  • Yam, the Castle's secondary admin and founder of the Infinity Faction . Manages the technical aspects of the site. Has the most badass chin in the world...

  • Alamar, Teisel's "right-hand man". One of the Castle's better parody/comedy writers. Is, in fact, a parrot with a keyboard.

  • Reno, a mod who's notorious for accomplishing nothing. Teisel's "left-hand man", if you will. And as we all know, the left is Teisel's "primary" hand.

  • Cure, one of the original mods from the Infinity Faction. Generally referred to as the Castle's music expert. He is also a cyberized Jukebox who, through an unexpected malfunction, gained emotions and feelings. Currently fleeing from the government that wants to use him as a weapon.



Members

Notable members of the site include:

  • Son Ryo (member): A regular, one of the parody writers. Product of the FCC.

  • Tarsir (member): A prolific poster; author of a book series (in progress), possibly the largest literary undertaking of the Castle. Most loyal minion, and pet, of Wolf. Name taken from a character in his book. Son of Tarzan.

  • toone (member): A self-proclaimed political genius. Secret leader of an infamous cult, known specifically for sacrificing penguins.

  • Ford Prefect (member): Simply another user who carried over from the Infinity Faction. By a strange coincidence, 'None at all' is exactly how much suspicion the ape descendant (allegedly) Yam had that one of his closest friends was not decended from an ape, but rather a lesser form of salt.

  • MGS Master (member): Formerly a spammer who accumulated over 1500 posts before being banned once, then given a second chance, and has proven himself a good man since.

  • MGS Mistress (member): Currently in an intranet relationship with MGS Master; Wolf's arch-nemesis. She is 13.

  • Wolf (member): MGS Mistress' self-proclaimed arch nemesis; anglophile; Moon Penguin's evil internet twin. Currently Tarsir's owner. Actually a man with man hands.

  • Moon Penguin (member): Resident catgirl (named Penguin); official colourer for Lord Teisel; Wolf's non-evil internet twin. Sin against God.

  • Archangel (ex-member): Short-lived member who left the internet; now lives with and speaks through Moon Penguin.

  • Liquid Snake (member): A man of few words. And annoys everyone with one to two word posts.

  • plxtreme (member): Known as the 'Puzzlebitch,' a name unofficially given by MGS Master. Clever guy with skills in puzzles, riddles, and games, especially pertaining to math problems. Very Asian.

  • Saberfire (member): Mainly known as the guy who says 'Aye'. He is the only British bloke on the boards. Made of Bone 'n Evil.

  • Boss Killer (member): One of the original members of Teisel's board. Left the Castle in it's third month but came back for the merge. Is a very competitive person. Loves to stroke his knife.

  • Lunchebox (member): One of Teisel's long-time internet friends; former moderator; has left the castle once before after arguments with Teisel. A Kung-Fu master. Suspect in a large string of serial murders.


All in all, it's a lighthearted community.


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