Drummer Jokes

What's the difference between a Drum Machine and a drummer?

You only have to punch the song into the drum machine once!

What do you call someone who hangs around musicians?

A drummer

How can you tell a drummer's on the doorstep?

The knocking speeds up, and he doesn't know when to come in.

How do you get him off the doorstep?

Pay for the pizza.

What's the difference between a drummer and a savings bond?

One will mature and earn money.

What happened when the bass player locked his keys in the car?

It took an hour to get the drummer out.

What does a drummer use for birth control?

His personality.

What do you call a drummer with half a brain?

Gifted.

What do you call a drummer who just broke up with his girlfriend?

Homeless.

How is a drummer like a groupie?

They both get to hang out with real musicians sometimes.