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Blinkenlights is a Hacker 's Neologism for diagnostic lights on old Mainframe computers and modern Network Hardware . The Jargon File gives the following Etymology : This term derives from the last word of the famous Blackletter -Gothic sign in mangled Mock German that once graced about half the computer rooms in the English-speaking world. One version ran in its entirety as follows. :: ACHTUNG! ALLES TURISTEN UND NONTEKNISCHEN LOOKENPEEPERS! DAS KOMPUTERMASCHINE IST NICHT FÜR DER GEFINGERPOKEN UND MITTENGRABEN! ODERWISE IST EASY TO SCHNAPPEN DER SPRINGENWERK, BLOWENFUSEN UND POPPENCORKEN MIT SPITZENSPARKSEN. DER MASCHINE IST DIGGEN BEI EXPERTEN ONLY! IST NICHT FÜR GEWERKEN BEI DUMMKOPFEN. DER RUBBERNECKEN SIGHTSEEREN KEEPEN DAS COTTONPICKEN HÄNDER IN DAS POCKETS MUSS. ZO RELAXEN UND WATSCHEN DER BLINKENLICHTEN. This silliness dates back to least as far as 1955 at IBM and had already gone international by the early 1960s , when it was reported at London University 's ATLAS computing site. There are several variants of it in circulation, some of which actually do end with the word The quoted text is neither standard German nor standard English, though a German speaker might find it easier to glean some sense from these convoluted words. The entire humorous point about these signs was their incorrect language. For a roughly equivalent Pseudo-''English'' text often found in ''German'' computer rooms, see Denglisch . A German speaker with a rudimentary command of English (or vice versa) might interpret the text to be approximately: : WARNING! ALL TOURISTS AND NON-TECHNICAL ONLOOKERS! THIS COMPUTER IS NOT FOR FINGER-POKING OR GRABBING INTO! OTHERWISE IT IS EASY TO SNAP THE SPRING-WORK, BLOW FUSES, AND POP CORKS WITH POINTED SPARKS. THIS MACHINE IS TO BE DUG '' BY EXPERTS ONLY! IT IS NOT TO BE WORKED ''[operated '' BY DUMB-HEADS ''[idiots]''. RUBBER-NECKING SIGHTSEERS MUST KEEP THEIR COTTON-PICKING HANDS IN THEIR POCKETS. SO RELAX AND WATCH THE BLINKING LIGHTS. It is important to note that because the text mixes English vocabulary with German grammar and word structure, someone without a working knowledge of both languages would be unable to interpret the text as above; however, the humour is derived entirely from the use of the two broken languages and lack of fluency in either language is no barrier to understanding the joke. The sign is also reported to have been seen on an Electron Microscope at the Cavendish Laboratory in the 1950s . Such pseudo-German parodies were common in Allied machine shops during and following WWII . This word gave its name to several projects, including Screen Saver s, hardware gadgets, and other nostalgic things. Some notable enterprises include Project Blinkenlights and the Blinkenlights Archaeological Institute . The CPU load monitors on the front of BeBox es were also called "blinkenlights". SEE ALSO EXTERNAL LINKS
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