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In every case, the adult turns out to be something fairly innocuous.

There are over fifty books in the series, including specials. These books are for grades 2-4. Despite the seemingly creepy tone set by the inclusion of monsters, the books tend to contain a great deal of silliness and unrealistic characterizations.


LIST OF BOOKS



Mainstream Series


1 Vampires Don't Wear Polka Dots
2 Werewolves Don't Go to Summer Camp
3 Santa Claus Doesn't Mop Floors
4 Leprechauns Don't Play Basketball
5 Ghosts Don't Eat Potato Chips
6 Frankenstein Doesn't Plant Petunias
7 Aliens Don't Wear Braces
8 Genies Don't Ride Bicycles
9 Pirates Don't Wear Pink Sunglasses
10 Witches Don't Do Backflips
11 Skeletons Don't Play Tubas
12 Cupid Doesn't Flip Hamburgers
13 Gremlins Don't Chew Bubble Gum
14 Monsters Don't Scuba Dive
15 Zombies Don't Play Soccer
16 Dracula Doesn't Drink Lemonade
17 Elves Don't Wear Hard Hats
18 Martians Don't Take Temperatures
19 Gargoyles Don't Drive School Buses
20 Wizards Don't Need Computers
21 Mummies Don't Coach Softball
22 Cyclops Doesn't Roller-Skate
23 Angels Don't Know Karate
24 Dragons Don't Cook Pizza
25 Bigfoot Doesn't Square Dance
26 Mermaids Don't Run Track
27 Bogeymen Don't Play Football
28 Unicorns Don't Give Sleigh Rides
29 Knights Don't Teach Piano
30 Hercules Doesn't Pull Teeth
31 Ghouls Don't Scoop Ice Cream
32 Phantoms Don't Drive Sportscars
33 Giants Don't Go Snowboarding
34 Frankenstein Doesn't Slam Hockey Pucks
35 Trolls Don't Ride Roller Coasters
36 Wolfmen Don't Hula Dance
37 Goblins Don't Play Video Games
38 Ninjas Don't Bake Pumpkin Pies
39 Dracula Doesn't Rock and Roll
40 Sea Monsters Don't Ride Motorcycles
41 Bride of Frankenstein Doesn't Bake Cookies, The
42 Robots Don't Catch Chicken Pox
43 Vikings Don't Wear Wrestling Belts
44 Ghosts Don't Ride Wild Horses
45 Wizards Don't Wear Graduation Gowns
46 Sea Serpents Don't Juggle Water Balloons
47 Frankenstein Doesn't Start Food Fights
48 Dracula Doesn't Play Kickball
49 Werewolves Don't Run for President
50 Abominable Snowman Doesn't Roast Marshmallows, The
51 Dragon's Don't Win Snowball Fights
52 Mummies Don't Play Practical Jokes Title (''Coming Soon'')


Holiday Special Editions


1 Swamp Monsters Don't Chase Wild Turkeys {Link without Title}
2 Aliens Don't Carve Jack-O-Lanterns {Link without Title}
3 Mrs. Claus Doesn't Climb Telephone Poles {Link without Title}
4 Leprechauns Don't Play Fetch Patrick's Day
5 Ogres Don't Hunt Easter Eggs {Link without Title}


Super Specials


1 The Bailey School Kids - Joke Book
2 Mrs. Jeepers Is Missing
3 Mrs. Jeepers' Batty Vacation
4 Mrs. Jeepers' Secret Cave
5 Mrs. Jeepers In Outer Space
6 Mrs. Jeepers' Monster Class Trip
7 Mrs. Jeepers On Vampire Island
8 Mrs. Jeepers' Scariest Halloween... EVER! Title


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