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Wack Pack members tend to be odd or unusual in some way, for example by being Racist , Mentally Disabled , or having a comical physical appearance. Not every regular guest is considered a member of ''The Wack Pack'', nor are Stern Show staffers like Baba Booey , Artie Lange or the now-departed Stuttering John . Some Wack Pack members appear to serve almost as warnings to the audience. For example, with every appearance, Crackhead Bob would effectively remind Stern's multi-million listener audience of the dangers of Crack Cocaine , while Joe Cancer was a powerful testament to the evils of Tobacco . Jeff The Drunk and the sadly deceased Hank The Angry Drunken Dwarf reinforce the value of moderation. Through their appearances on Stern's radio and E! television show, some Wack Pack members have gained enough notoriety to make personal appearances around the country and even land small roles in Movies and Television . On October 20, 2005, Howard announced plans for the Wack Pack to elect their own " Pope " from amongst their ranks. In addition to the honor of being the leader of the Wack Pack, the winner would receive a $10,000 payment. More details will follow. Though it seems like Stern exploits them wantonly, they are well-respected (though mercilessly made fun of as are virtually all Stern show participants), seem to enjoy their appearances, and are fiercely guarded and protected by show staff and fans. During the December 16, 2005 terrestrial finale webcast on Yahoo! , one of the hosts remarked that Yahoo had received instructions that the Wack Pack were to be treated "better than any celebrity". CURRENT MEMBERS Angry Black Angry Black, whose real name is '''Shelly''', is an African American man who attended the Connecticut School Of Broadcasting and now works for a Telephone Company . He is known for his outspoken, angry tirades regarding Racism against blacks in the United States. Angry Black is a New York Giants fan. He once fought Crazy Cabbie in a three-round Boxing match, losing unanimously. Recently he scammed his way into the audience during the Roast of Daniel Carver by lying to the staff of the show, earning the anger of Stern and the rest of the crew. Beetlejuice See Beetlejuice (entertainer) . Blue Iris Does "granny porn", and guest-hosted the Howard 100 program Tissue Time With Heidi Cortez . She rode the Sybian on April 6, 2006. Captain Janks Thomas Cipriano, better known as '''Captain Janks''', is notorious for prank calling publicly aired radio and television programs, especially in times of crises. Cipriano takes his nickname from the actual rank and name of his commanding officer in the U.S. Army. He first appeared when Howard began syndicating to Philadelphia, where he would call Stern's competition, local morning man John DeBella. Janks would send in tapes to the Stern show of him telling Debella that he was bald. Among his better known prank calls are:
A transcript of a sample pranked newscast from July 30th 2002 follows. Note how Janks leaves the most offensive part of a sentence right toward the end; this is because his calls are normally disconnected within a second or two of the most offensive word. :Host: ''( NBC Chimes ) We continue to follow the breaking news in Kensington , Maryland, ten miles roughly outside Washington, DC; just north. And joining us now on the telephone to talk a bit more about this Amtrak passenger train derailment, Lieutenant George Hyack, of the Kensington Police Department. Uh, Lieutenant, what can you tell us about any injuries or fatalities?'' :Janks: ''Well, of the six people who were injured, two were, uh, passed away about 15 minutes ago. They were Tea-bagged by Howard Stern.'' :Host: ''Can you tell us the nature of their injuries?'' :Janks: ''Yes, they were tea-bagged by Howard Stern, meaning balls on their chin.'' :Host: ''I see. What can you tell us about the others who have been injured?'' :Janks: ''I can tell you that they all had Howard Stern's balls on their chin.'' :Host: ''I'm getting reports that there are 60 people, up to 60 people injured, and that are being treated at area hospitals, or are on their way to area hospitals.'' :Janks: ''(sounding frustrated) Are you stupid or something?'' :Host: ''Pardon me? ...All right, Lieutenant George Hyack, we seem to have lost him, of the Kensington Police Department.'' Funny or not, Janks had been pranking newscasts for over 15 years when the above call was made; the mere fact that he remains able to get onto the air is indicative of the lack of credibility of television news. Janks has explained that he's called newsrooms, given a fake name and position, and been asked to provide a call-back number with a completely incompatible Area Code - but that, incredibly, the newsroom still calls him back when they're ready to put him on the air. (As with the above transcript, if the station had asked him to provide a call-back number, they should have been suspicious of a Maryland police official having a Pennsylvania area code.) Furthermore, the fact that Janks was able to make three sexually explicit Howard Stern references on the air proves that no one working on that newscast was actually listening to what they were broadcasting. Cipriano dated the ex-wife of Philadelphia disc jockey John DeBella shortly before her suicide. Cipriano currently works as an attendant at a gasoline station in North Wales, PA. Crackhead Bob George Harvey, a former Crack Cocaine Addict whose right-side of his body was Paralyzed due to multiple crack-cocaine induced Strokes from abusing the drug, is known to fans as '''Crackhead Bob'''. He named himself Bob as he was unable to say the name George, due to his paralyzation, but he could say the name Bob. Harvey was a frequent guest on Stern's radio show and is considered a member of ''The Wack Pack''. In the summer of 2001 Harvey retired from the Howard Stern Show and went on to make anti-drug commercials discussing the dangers of drugs. It was about this same time that he revealed to the audience that his unusual speech impediment no longer existed and he was living a normal life. He returned to the show on October 18 , 2005 after a four year absence and was at Stern's side for his last day on terrestrial radio on December 16 , 2005. Crazy Alice Born in Alabama , Crazy Alice is half Italian , half African-American , and she readily admits to hating Black People . She was discovered by the show when she called in from her home in California , after which she flew to New York to appear live in Stern's studio. She is best known for Filibustering during arguments (as can also be heard in the Touch-Tone Terrorists ), wild Mood Swings , and starting to go into long and instant screaming rants when merely called Crazy Alice. As a result, she no longer voluntarily appears on the show, although Stern staff and fans sometimes call her and merely say "Crazy Alice" in order to trigger and record one of her rants. In one especially funny Touch-Tone Terrorists Crank Call , Junkyard Willie and Crazy Alice attempt to out-filibuster each other. During her long-winded rants, it is common for Stern to turn down the Send from his microphone to the phone patch; in this way, she will believe they are listening to her intently while Stern and others in the studio may discuss her lunacy or even place bets on how long a given rant will continue. In early 2006 , she called in and left messages to the show making disparaging remarks about Artie Lange and Robin Quivers . While doing this, she will compliment Fred and Sal, saying things such as: "Fuck you Robin you fucking nigger! Oh Hi Sal, you nice Sal. Fuck you Howard! Hi Fred, I love you Fred!" Daniel Carver Daniel Carver (born 1948 ) lives in Oakwood, Georgia , is a Kleagle of the Ku Klux Klan , a former infantryman during the Vietnam War , and a frequent guest on the ''Howard Stern Radio Show''. He has also appeared on Stern's TV syndicated television show and ''Butt Bongo Fiesta'', as well as a guest appearance on the Phil Donahue Show. Carver is well known for his white supremacist views. While he appears to take himself seriously, Carver is used by Stern as the butt of jokes, which he appears to willingly play along. Carver considers Jew s (whom he calls "the devil") to be the lowest form of human existence, followed by Homosexual s, then Blacks (whom he refers to as "animals"), then Mexicans (usually prefaced with the term "filthy"). Recently, as interviewed by the Howard 100 News , Carver has convinced himself that Howard Stern is not, in fact, Jewish , but that he only claims to be Jewish so he can get away with being outrageous. Carver used to review Movies on the Stern Show by rating each film with a Burning Cross . A Thursday morning regular feature, Stern would assign a movie for Carver to see that week. For comedic effect, there were a disproportionate number of Spike Lee and other black-themed movies. When it was time for Carver to review, a cheery Country Music -themed Bumper , replete with the sounds of chickens clucking, was played: Well, he's a bigot, a hateful man, Daniel Carver from the Ku Klux Klan, Movie reviews, bad and good, Daniel will review with his white hood! When he's not reviewin' a movie he's watched, He's wearin' his hood or burnin' a cross, This week's movie o-kay-kay? Ask Daniel Carver from the KKK! Wake up, white people! Daniel would then review the movie, paying absolutely no attention to the content or quality of the film but to the minorities in the movie. Howard and Robin would ask him questions to incite tirades of racial stereotypes, or allow telephone callers to abuse Carver on the air. Carver seemed to be oblivious to the fact that his only purpose was to be the butt of jokes. In 2003 Carver won $20,000 in a Stern Show-sponsored football contest, where he competed against Artie Lange , Gary The Retard , and Sanders the Chicken . In 2005 , Carver won $10,000 more from the Stern Show participating in a game called ''Wack Pack Family Feud''. Carver and his family beat out Wendy The Retard and her family for the prize. Otherwise, Carver does odd jobs. On September 11, 2001 he was Roofing . He also sells hateful Knick Knack s from a post office box in Oakwood, Georgia. Most Recently in March 2006, Howard Stern featured him on the third installment of the roast show. Dan the Farter Dan the Farter is capable of Passing Gas on command. Debbie the Queefer Debbie the Queefer is capable of passing Vaginal Gas on command. She was on the air the first day Howard 100 was broadcasting. Double A Double A's name is derived from his wrestling stage name, '''Awesome Angelo'''. He is best known for his intense crush on Stern's girlfriend Beth Ostrosky and his obsession with all things relating to Stern and wrestling. He has a tattoo of Stern's face on his forearm, and regularly wears wrestling belt replicas. His phone calls to the show invariably begin with him saying ''"Hey Howard, how's it goin', what's goin' on?"'' in his mush-mouthed italian accent. He recently revealed that he had sex with his friends mother when he was 12, and proudly displayed his new Howard 100 "fist" logo tattoo. Elephant Boy Fred "Elephant Boy" Schreiber is best known for his severe Speech Impediment , poor personal Hygiene , and his Homosexual experimentation. Schieber works as an accountant in New York City . In September 2005 , he soiled himself while on a train to a public appearance with High Pitch Eric and Gary Dell'Abate . Rather than return home, he cleaned up as best he could in a restroom and showed up at the appearance, reeking of excrement. When "experimenting", Elephant Boy called a dateline to solicit couples for Swinging , but only succeeded in picking up older, unattractive homosexual men, who he wasn't attracted to, weren't attracted to him, yet nevertheless Sodomized him. Elliot Offen One of the older members of ''The Wack Pack'', "Elegant" Elliot Offen is a flamboyant transvestite. Offen will appear on the show yelling about his "healthy lifestyle", which consists of eating only Raw Fruits And Vegetables and Running 20 miles a day in women's Lingerie . Whether or not Offen sticks to the Diet is a mystery because he doesn't appear healthy for someone who runs 20 miles a day, though he is somewhat thin. Due to the fact that he wears women's clothing, it is believed that Offen is a Homosexual . To disclaim these allegations, Offen has gone to the measure of coming to the show ranting that he is a Heterosexual and hiring actresses to act as his girlfriend. Stern discovered that Offen had hired a woman to pose as his girlfriend when he was forcing them to kiss. He recently starred in a degradation video with a Dominatrix . Also, he has recently begun using the word "right" to punctuate what he is saying, similar to 1920's-era mobsters; he is also fond of using large words and scientific terms, mispronouncing them and using them incorrectly and in nonsensical ways. A few quotes: "...and before we disembody him, what we have to do with the terrorist, we have to give him, some intravenous, medication, electric shock treatment, solitary confinement, and death by torture instantaneously" and "Just because you have a malignant, and metastasizing tumor in parasagatese part of your brain, thats no reason to condemn Elliot Offen!" In December of 2005, while being interviewed by Howard 100 News , he exited a taxi without checking for traffic. The door was torn off the taxicab. He has also been evicted from his apartment for non-payment of rent, charged with assault, and is currently (December 2005) in litigation for careless driving in New Jersey. Elliot is also under investigation for the December 15 , 2005 , accident in his rental truck that left an elderly woman dead. After two months of trying to book Elliot on the show to talk about the accident, he reappeared March 2nd 2006, but soon descended into a tirade against Stern and his staff, touching on Stern's divorce and his lawsuit with CBS and Les Moonves before calling him a "rusty nail" and a "fucking scumbag" and storming out of the studio. When interviewed by Howard 100 News just after Offen said: " I just wiped him off the face of the Earth!". As he is such a weird and dynamic guest, Stern appears to want him back to discuss the accident before he can be rebooked to promote his video. As of March 2006, Offen has been banned from the building due to a complaint from a McGraw Hill executive who shared an elevator with him. According to Howard Stern, the ban was because of Offen's use of foul language in the elevator. Despite this ban Offen did an interview outside in front of the Sirius building on the 20th of March 2006. Eric the Midget A.K.A. Eric the Astronaut, Eric the Actor, Eric the Idol Expert, Eric the Freakishly Small Actor Eric "The Midget Actor" Lynch is a frequent caller of the '' Howard Stern Radio Show '', often complaining about Stern's attitude toward female pop artists and the fact that they call him a " Midget ." Lynch is well known for his obsession with '' American Idol '' winners Kelly Clarkson and Carrie Underwood which spawned a frequently played prank phone call by High Pitch Eric where he called Lynch pretending to be "Kelly Clarkson". This also spawned the classic High Pitch line "Who's High Pitch? This is Kelly Clarkson". Stern helped Lynch land a guest starring role on his favorite television show, '' American Dreams '', but Lynch remains ungrateful. Lynch's phone calls to the show are often incoherent because of his small lungs which prevent him from completing a sentence without taking 4 or 5 breaths. Sometimes he can not get through three and four syllable words without taking a breath. He is also known, by his own request, as "Eric The Actor", although he is rarely referred to as such. This is because Eric finds the word " Midget " offensive to a " Little Person ", he equates it to referring to an African American as a " Nigger ". He is also sometimes jokingly referred to as "Eric the Astronaut", because he is as much of an astronaut as he is an actor. Eric has countered this new nickname with "Eric the Idol Expert", which has yet to catch on. After many back and forth negotiations, Eric has done a tryout ''American Idol'' recap show on Sirius . The show aired on March 8 2006 and featured Brian Dunkleman , ex co-host of ''American Idol'' as a guest. However, Dunkleman quickly usurped control from Eric and began acting as the show's host. Some highlights of the show were Richard Christy calling in and asking, "How big is your Midget Cock ?", and a phony Leslie Moonves congratulating Eric on a great show. Since then, Eric has expressed that he felt "set up" due to the quantity of negative calls put through to his show and blames segment producer Will Murray for this. Eric has vowed to never call in to the ''Stern Show'' again. Fans are skeptical, however because his final message was "Ok, I'll talk to you la-GOODBYE". On April 6 2006 Howard Stern noted that Eric had been sending emails to the show discussing ''American Idol'', but Howard wouldn't read them on the air due to Eric's self-imposed ban. Eric was interviewed by the Howard 100 News during the ''Stern Show'''s April 2006 vacation and stated that he'll only return to the show if Will Murray is fired. On April 18 , 2006 , Eric called in to the show to clear the air about supposedly being in love with the thirteen-year-old Country singer who was featured on his show. Eric denies being in love with the girl, especially as it is "illegal" and blames Will for this allegation. Gary the Retard Gary The Retard (born 1952 in Albany, Oregon ) is a frequent guest on ''The Howard Stern Radio Show''. Gary is Mentally Challenged and lives at home with his mother. His toothless grin, thick glasses and cheerful attitude make him a favorite among listeners. He is frequently antagonized by Artie , who merely has to say "RETARD!" to elicit an angry yelling tirade from Gary. On August 12 1998 he was scheduled to appear on the show but got lost at the airport. A listener who worked at the airport eventually found him and called the show. It is noted that he is an avid Seattle Seahawks fan. Gay Ramon Gay Ramon, or '''Gay Ramone''', is a frequent caller and guest of the Howard Stern Show and who likes to talk about his gay experiences, and is often a participant in various games to get straight men to do gay things in order to win prizes. High Pitch Eric Erik Bleaman, better known as '''High Pitch Eric''', lives in Forest Hills, Queens , is a frequent guest on the ''Howard Stern Radio Show'' and a prominent member of ''The Wack Pack''. Bleaman received the name ''High Pitch'' because of his natural Falsetto speaking voice, which he uses for comedic effect, including Prank Calls for the show. Often ridiculed for his Obesity , Bleaman put his size to work and won a role in ''The World's First 300lb. Gang Bang'', a Pornographic film in which all the male participants weighed in excess of 300 pounds. While appearing in another porno, ''Dynamite's 21st Birthday Gangbang'', Bleaman had difficulty achieving an Erection . He suffers from Hyperhidrosis , poor eyesight, Hypertension and frequent toe infections. A truly odious human being who could have easily become a Wack Pack member even if his voice were normal, Bleaman is currently unemployed after being fired from various menial jobs (most recently from a Toyota Dealership in Manhattan ). He used to work as a baggage handler at John F. Kennedy International Airport in New York, but was fired after calling in a fake bomb threat to the radio station that originated the Opie And Anthony Radio Show. Bleaman has also worked in an office mail room and a concession stand in Madison Square Garden. Memorable on-air moments with Bleaman have revolved around his numerous money problems. According to accounts given by himself and Stern on the show, he has a problem paying off debts. Bleaman has been confronted on the show numerous times about several instances where he has ripped people off (both inside and outside the Stern universe) using fake credit cards, bad checks and invoking Stern's name in order to obtain free food or services. Several victims of Bleaman's schemes have hinted at possible legal action pending against him, including a limo driver (a $2000 round-trip limo ride from Queens, New York to Boston paid with a phony credit card) and a nightclub owner (a $600 Thanksgiving dinner paid with a bad check). Stern's crew have threatened to call Bleaman's father if he doesn't make good on the debts. Bleaman is afraid of dead fish, a phobia revealed in 2002 when he requested to spin the ''Wheel of Sex'' (similar to the wheel in Wheel Of Fortune except instead of prizes, it randomly selects a sexual act) to win an Xbox . When the Wheel of Sex stopped on a segment indicating he was to be spanked with a Cod , Bleaman became hysterical. The ''Eric Hates Dead Fish'' segment was one of the most popular moments in the Howard Stern Radio Show, climaxed by show producer KC Armstrong chasing a screaming and crying Bleaman around the radio station with a dead fish. In October 2005, Bleaman appeared on one of Stern's Sirius radio channels, for a 24-hour period, to measure the amount of feces he produced. The food he requested included a bucket of KFC chicken, two large orders of mashed potatoes with sour cream and butter, biscuits with butter, Snickers bars, Reese's Peanut Butter Cups , a dozen Taco Bell double tacos with extra cheese and Guacamole , two Mexican pizzas with the works, thirty White Castle hamburgers, six orders of fried mozzarella sticks, two foot-long tuna Subway subs with extra mayo, three two-liter bottles of Coke and a bottomless pot of coffee to be used as a Laxative in case he got Backed Up . Stern and his crew wagered money on various aspects of the venture, including total weight of the movements, time of the movements, number of defecations, etc. Released on January 1 2006, Bleaman starred as Dr. Hetero in Supertwink . Richard Roeper reviewed the film and called Bleaman the worst actor in the history of motion pictures. ( Roger Ebert refused to review the film.) In March, 2006, Eric revealed that he was Masturbated by a male friend in a penis-measuring contest. Eric didn't seem to find this incident to be unusual or Homosexual . Eric appears (in Troll makeup) in Tabitha Stevens ' 2006 non-porn movie The Shaman. He is immediately recognizable by his Distended Belly . On April 24, 2006, High Pitch appeared on Stern's program to "drop a load" on a listener's chest. Upon the completion of this bit, the listener was to be awarded a pair of coveted tickets to the first annual Howard film fest. As usual, Eric was not able sustain an erection and was eventually scared out of the studio when Sal the Stockbroker ambushed him with a dead fish. Hook Nose Mike A regular caller who would call up at WXRK and say, "Hey Howard, ya Hook Nose Jew Bastard," and then he would add to the current conversation of the show. His most recent call to Stern's show was April 18, 2006. Considering his input to the show has almost exclusively been in the realm of phoned in questions and comments to Howard, rather than bizzare behavior and lifestyle choices, he'd probably more aptly be identified as a "Regular Caller" or "Superfan" than as a "Wack Packer". Jeff the Drunk Jeff Curro, better known as '''Jeff "The Drunk" Curro''', is a well known member of ''The Wack Pack''. He currently lives in a trailer in Berne, New York with his mother. Curro does not work regularly except for seasonal work stamping hands at a local swimming pool, a job he lost due to his unreliability. Curro's income is supplemented through SSI . Curro lost the use of one of his arms due to a car accident in 1988. It was revealed on the Sirius Howard 100 program Meet The Shrink that it was an Alcohol -related accident, and the loss of use of his arm precipitated even more drinking. Curro has been known to constantly abuse Cigarettes , Alcohol , and Marijuana . In early 2005 , he began taking Bong hits on the air (calling on the phone from home). The resulting coughing and hacking became a hilarious Soundbite used frequently on the Stern Show. Though his first appearance was on December 16, 1998 (he won the Playboy Playmate version of The Homeless Game on the same day Elton John called in to the show, and exactly seven years to the day before Howard's final Terrestrial / WXRK broadcast), Curro became a Stern Show regular after winning Anal Sex with Adult Film star Tabitha Stevens , gaining notoriety for his inability to become Aroused due to inebriation. A humorous soundbite ensued in which Porn Star Cindy Crawford began crying hysterically after having sex with Curro. In November of 2005, Curro got his driver's license back after years of suspension for past DUI s. Soon afterwards, he struck and killed a deer on the highway. Howard berated him for killing a creature more valuable to the planet than Curro himself. Jeff the Vomit Guy Jeff "the Vomit Guy" Levy has appeared on the ''Howard Stern Radio Show'' in an effort to meet women interested in Emetophilia , or Vomit Fetish . Because of the difficulty finding willing participants for his fetish, Levy usually resorts to paying prostitutes. While on the show, women, including porn star Kendra Jade , have vomited on Levy; a practice also referred to as a Roman Shower. Levy has stated he feels this practice is normal, and that people who do not enjoy this fetish are abnormal. He is a former Postal Worker who now receives SSI . Levy has also been a guest on the Jerry Springer Show and has been featured in Hustler magazine. Joey Boots A member of SternFanNetwork.com . Boots won a trip to Hong Kong by allowing High Pitch Eric to rub Icy Hot on his scrotum. Howard Stern mockingly referred to his package as a light switch, a size metaphor which Howard Stern On Demand footage supports. Joey Boots revealed his Wack Pack Revelation in February of 2006. His revelation was that he was raped by another man when he was 15 years old. Joey was living on the street at the time and robbing houses. A man offered him drugs and beer, and Joey went with him to the man's home where he pulled a knife on Joey, raped him, and told Joey he was going to kill him. Joey also revealed that when he went to jail for 18 months for robbery, he met and spoke with Mark David Chapman for a short while. Joey also saw the man that raped him working at the jail as a drug counselor. In early 2006, Joey Boots attended rehab at an undisclosed clinic in Miami, Florida . John the Stutterer John the Stutterer, not to be confused with Stuttering John , first appeared on the ''Howard Stern Radio Show'' as a contestant on a dating game with the Dahm Triplets . He won the contest and has been a member of ''The Wack Pack'' ever since due to his severe Stuttering and nervousness. John is unemployed and relies on SSI because of his stuttering problem. In 2004 he had several on-air fights with Yucko The Clown , who called John a "stuttering prick", while John accused Yucko of being a child molester. Stern often invites John on the show to be a judge or a guest because his stuttering and shaking are incredibly bad. Like the late Wack Packer Hank The Angry Drunken Dwarf , he is a master of classic rock trivia. While on the show, sound effects board man Fred Norris always attempts to make John stutter more by doing an impression of him while he's speaking. John suffers from many Psychological problems such as Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and Depression . At one point, it was intimated that the stuttering may be a side-effect of the pharmecuticals he takes. Although professionals have called the ''Howard Stern Radio Show'' to offer free treatment for John's stuttering, he has stated that he will not try to do anything about his stuttering because without this problem, he would have no excuse for his failures in life. Recently he has gotten into the porn industry. Junior the Farter Is a punk kid who can fart on command; holds the record for most farts in a five-minute period. His idol is Dave Grohl of Foo Fighters . Kenneth Keith Kallenbach Appeared many times on the Howard Stern Television Show in the early 90's and was famous for his unsuccessful and ridiculous attempts to blow smoke out of his eyes, which on one occasion, resulted in his vomiting on camera. On one separate occasion, during a Howard Stern Celebrity Bowling Match (whose participants included "Grandpa Munster" Al Lewis, Jessica Hahn, Young MC, Pat Cooper, Marilyn Michaels and Frank Stalone), he pulled a cooked chicken out of his pants, rubbed it all over his face, then proceeded to light fire-crackers taped to his genitals. The show's producer, Dan Forman, removed him from the studio. He is now back on Sirius and is involved in the Wack Pack revelations. He also performs stand up comedy although many of his jokes are ones he did not come up with. Additionally, a video of himself was shown on Maximum Exposure . King of All Blacks AKA Lenny Hamm (possibly Hand?) New Jersey garbage man, frequent Stern caller. Claims to be the only black homeowner in a predominantly Jewish neighborhood. Moen faucet enthusiast. Claims to be able to identify the race of the people that produced a certain collection of trash by analyzing the trash. Notoriously known for his ability to discuss a fancy lifestyle and critique other African-American wack packers for their lackluster style, taste, and overall class. Recently was given his own show on Sirius Howard 100 (Sirius Satellite Radio) but was cancelled after only a few episodes for not being able to emulate his call-in persona. Also known for beating his wife (this was possibly shtick) and then bragging about it on the air. King of All Messengers Mark the Bagger A grocery bagger from the greater Philadelphia area, he is currently the newest member of the Wack Pack, and the first new member since Howard's move to Sirius. Mark is best known for his high-pitched voice (in a prank call often played in early 2006, Mark tells High Pitch Eric that HE is the new High Pitch Eric, which has started an ongoing feud between the two of them). He is likely of below average intelligence but he denies being mentally retarded. He claims to be bisexual, having engaged in sexual relations with a single man and a single woman (black) in his life. Mark was introduced to the show by the Bloodhound Gang on January 26, 2006 during an appearance where they pitched Howard on having their own show on SIRIUS, with Mark being the announcer on their show. During this appearance, Mark revealed his cock to Howard (upon request), who commented on its very large size. Almost two months went by before Mark reappeared, with Howard explaining that his mother did not allow him to go places without the Bloodhound Gang. Mary Ann from Brooklyn A frequent caller who is obsessed with Howard. Due to the sound of her simultaneously gravelly and whiny voice, whenever she calls, Fred plays sounds of crows cawing. When not calling Howard's show, she is a 47 year-old homemaker who lives with her son Patrick (age 22), daughter Nicole (age 13) and husband (name and age unknown). She also likes to sing the line, "All I need is Howard in my life". The first time Stern and the rest of the show met her in person, they were shocked to discover that she's relatively attractive. She recently declined an offer to ride the Sybian . She called into the show on September 11, 2001 to report her sister missing. It was later found out her sister had perished in the terrorist attacks. Melrose Larry Green Melrose Larry Green used to hold up signs promoting Howard at the intersection of Melrose and Highland Avenues in Los Angeles, California , near his apartment. He was allowed to appear on Howard's show after hounding "Stuttering" John Melendez and Gary "Baba Booey" Dell'Abate in a coffee shop. He previously performed stand-up comedy in Los Angeles and handed out a business card proclaiming him to be a "C.P.A., Piano Player and Marathon Runner." While frequently heard on the air by telephone during the early to middle 1990's, and even allowed some in-studio appearances, Howard has severely limited his time on the show since the year 2000 or so, and nowadays Larry is heard rarely with brief phone calls before Howard hangs up on him. Like other Wack Packers, Melrose Larry Green (nee Greenblatt) has attempted to achieve greater fame. He self-published his life story, made many personal appearances, and had a brief spot in a Madonna Music Video . Politically, he is mainly on the Right , and is a severe critic of both Bill and Hillary Clinton . Miss Howard Stern Andrea Brooke Ownbey, former Table Dance r who won the title of '''Miss Howard Stern'''. She has held the title for several years because no one wants to lose her. She is memorable for her trademark baby voice. Miss Ownbey is known for her low IQ -- which, at a score of 88, is just above the Retarded level (though she did win a trivia contest against Wendy The Retard)-- and poor Self-esteem , which many on the show fear will lead her to ruin her looks with excessive Plastic Surgery . Nicole Bass See Nicole Bass . Ponce de la Phone A practitioner of Prank Phone Calls whose work on the show has not been heard since the 1990's . Riley Martin See Riley Martin . Siobhan Meow (pronounced Sha-Vhan) A . Siobhan is a cat rescuer and veterinary assistant who resides in the lower East Village ( {Link without Title} . Siobhan's "Furry Love Kitten Kat Farm" occupies a tenency on the top floor of the building. Siobhan's cat rescue organization serves as a hospice and shelter-of-last-resort for unwanted or unadoptable felines. In addition, the Kat Farm, as it is also known, provides board and care, and it is also listed as an adoption agency on Petfinder.com {Link without Title} . Siobhan's income derives from providing feline support services including petsitting, routine hygiene for cats, and supervised nonveterinary medical support (e.g., diabetes management, infection and wound care.) Throughout the 1980s and 1990s, Siobhan appeared variously in male or transgender female forms. She organized a music troupe called "Pep Girlz" that performed in local venues during that time. She also produced an underground comic of the same name which featured the antics of four pre-op transexuals, Kali Molotov, Sledgehammer Susan, Black Betty Afrikka, and CircularSaw Sally. The band produced one CD in 1997, titled "Down 'n Dirty" {Link without Title} . This music has spread around the world as an example of mid-90's punk rage genre and is downloadable at some websites. She often produced "radical art" in the form of Underground Comics , posters, and Performance Art . Her artistic style is that of an illustrator, using pen and ink in highly intracate, stippled format. Politicians and celebrities were often skewerd by Siobhan's sarcastic wit, most notably New York mayors David Dinkins and Rudolph Giuliani. Some of Siobhan's illustration art is preserved in university collections as part of overall womens' studies curricula. Siobhan frequently permitted NYU film students to use the Kat Farm as subject material for class assignments, and she appeared in many of these short documentaries ("shorts.") After 2003, she decided to become fully female and underwent Sex Reassignment surgery at the Toby Meltzer Clinic {Link without Title} in Arizona. Siobhan has since that time lived fully female. She is the genetic parent of two daughters, one residing in Brooklyn, and the other in central Pennsylvania . In 2005, she became a grandparent for the first time. Siobhan had studied fine art at Pratt Institute and also holds a baccelaureate from Shippensburg University of PA [http://www.ship.edu/ , a state teachers' college. Siobhan has appeared at various times through the years as a guest of the Howard Stern Show, on broadcast radio, satellite (Sirius {Link without Title} ,) and television. She has pushed the envelope in art, music, and performance and achieved a small measure of fame, or notoriety, through her oeuvre. Wendy the Retard Wendy the Retard lives in Deltona, Florida and is a frequent guest on the ''Howard Stern Radio Show''. She is an adult living with her parents, and is mentally retarded like fellow Wack Packer Gary The Retard . She enjoys bumper bowling and singing along with pop songs Karaoke -style in her bedroom. As part of her on-air telephone calls, she answers "yes" to whatever questions Howard asks, no matter how outrageous, insulting or sexual. Based on her recent conversations with Daniel Carver , she may also be a racist, or just highly impressionable. Wendy is also known for her inconsistent ability to pronounce difficult words. Wendy lost to Ms. Howard Stern in a trivia contest, and her family lost to Daniel Carver's in ''Wack Pack Family Feud''. Yucko the Clown Roger Black, better known as '''Yucko the Clown''', is a foul mouthed, insult comedian who dresses up like a Clown . Black is a street performer who has been close in two of Stern's contests; coming second in the ''World's Meanest Listener'' contest losing to the Reverend Bob Levy and coming third in the ''Win John's Job'' contest losing to Richard Christy . No person is safe from his dirty clown jokes as he will insult anyone based on their physical appearance, religious belief, or anything that can be made into a joke. Black often wears clown makeup, including the signature red clown nose, which he'll "honk" whenever he insults someone on the show. While still part of the Stern Show, Black was the star of a Sketch Comedy show titled Stankervision which aired on MTV2 , but was not renewed for a second season. FORMER MEMBERS Big Black Often referred to as a black Nerd , Big Black was a regular on The Howard Stern Show until he was evicted from his apartment. Known for being extremely Antisocial -- if not a Misanthrope -- Black left his place of work because he couldn't get along with his co-workers, and continually showed a disdain for people in general. He managed to get by on savings and credit cards for several years while not working, eventually piling up a huge debt. After being evicted from his apartment, he chose to remain homeless rather than return to the work force. Big Black has not appeared on the show for several years and his whereabouts are currently unknown. Bigfoot See Matthew McGrory . Big Mike Connecticut Guy Cliff Palate Cliff Palate, (also known as '''Lispy Lynn''' to North Texas listeners) born '''Lynn Zimmermann''', was a Stern Show Wack Packer who was the most difficult to understand. Zimmermann claimed to have been born with a Cleft Palate , which hadn't been surgically corrected as a child, and it was the reason he could not find employment and was on SSI . He lived at home with his mother, much like Jeff The Drunk Curro . Zimmermann revealed on March 7, 2006 that he had been lying all along about having a cleft palate, though he still maintained he had a Speech Impediment related to a partially paralyzed tongue. Stern considered renaming him Pinocchio on account of his Dishonesty , but decided against it. A mere six hours after admitting to Stern he had no cleft palate, Zimmermann collapsed and died from complications related to Myelofibrosis and aneurysms on his kidneys. This was confirmed by his mother, Amber, on air. Croix An older woman who was convinced that Ronald Reagan stole her "architecture." Debbie the Space Alien Also known as Debbie Roach. Lesbian contestant in '' Howard Stern's New Year's Rotten Eve '' who committed Suicide by Overdosing on Heroin in 1995 . A broken up Chaunce Hayden announced her death via telephone on the air. Her mother appeared in a video with her made for the Pay-per-view special but died shortly before the pageant. Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf See Hank The Angry Drunken Dwarf . Ian the Drunk Very well spoken, very well educated, and very obviously intoxicated at early morning hours, Ian the Drunk would call into the show to insult and ridicule Stern. As Stern often does, he would allow Ian to rant and rave but would turn down the Sends (audio Technician Term) from show microphones to the Telephone Patch . In this way, show regulars and guests could discuss and ridicule his every statement, while Ian The Drunk believed they were listening to him intently (such a trick has been played on celebrities such as Richard Lewis and Dick Cavett -- whom he once hung up on in mid-sentence-- as well). Perhaps his funniest moment on the show came in December 1993 when Howard called Joe Walsh and put him on the line with Ian during one of his rants. Walsh, also inebriated, tried (unsuccessfully) to have a reasonably coherent conversation with Ian. Ian was oblivious to the fact that he was talking on the phone to a world-renowned Rock And Roll star, and Walsh seemed equally oblivious to the fact that Howard and company were having fun at his expense. (This was Walsh's last appearance on the show. A few months later he entered rehab and rejoined The Eagles for their reunion album and tour. As part of his recovery from drug addiction and alcoholism, he abstained from appearing on Stern's radio show, which he had often patronized over the years while drunk, high, or both. Eventually he returned to the show as a guest in 2005.) Ian was last heard on the show sometime in 2005, when he stated that he was about to be deported to Ukraine . Irene the Leather Weather Lady Irene De Cook, who plays the '''Leather Weather Lady''' in Howard Stern's Private Parts was a leather designer and costumer for numerous recording artists including The Romantics , Eric Burdon of The Animals , Alice Cooper and Blondie 's drummer, Clem Burke . She is also a Radio Personality , a make-up artist (on-call for The Pope for his 1987 Papal visit), and Webmistress who builds Websites . DeCook was heard on "The Howard Stern Show" in Detroit, MI on WWWW Radio as "The Leather Weather Lady" from May of 1980 through January of 1981 . She also guested on 89X (Detroit/Windsor) morning drive radio from 1991 - 1992 as "The Leather Weather Lady". Joe Cancer Joe Cancer was facially and vocally disfigured by Cancer . Probably his last appearance was during the Artie Lange versus the WNBA special from Las Vegas . During this appearance, he mentioned that he was no longer receiving treatment, and that he had already outlived doctors' expectations. Joe Cancer's passing was confirmed on the air before the Stern show moved to Sirius . Quinton the Stutterer A man with a severe stuttering problem who stopped appearing on the show around 1992 at the request of his wife. Once appeared on Howard's Channel 9 show as a contestant trying to win a date with Tawny Kitaen . Slow Adam Has sub-normal intelligence, a slight stutter, very slow speech, and myriad psychiatric disorders. Appeared on " Politically Incorrect With The Wack Pack", a segment where Bill Maher visited and hosted an edition of his show with guests Slow Adam, Daniel Carver, Gary the Retard and Beetlejuice. Speech Impediment Man Ted the Janitor Former WXRK janitor; made popular the game, "Road". Deceased. Underdog Lady A.k.a. Suzanne Muldowney {Link without Title} , '''Underdog Lady''' is a woman who does Performance Art pieces focusing on the exploits of the cartoon character '' Underdog '', which she believes was underserved by being portrayed in a comical light on Television . She has often stated that ''Underdog'' deserved to be considered among the Pantheon of great Superheroes , and used her performance pieces to emphasize this belief. After falling out with Stern, whom she came to view as vulgar and crude, Muldowney referred to him as a "classic Supervillian " in an interview. Vin the Retard Vin the Retard is a man with Cerebral Palsy and a Stand-up Comedy act. 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