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''Skinny Dip'' is a Caper Novel by Carl Hiaasen first published in 2004 . Set in southern Florida in the course of April, 2003 , it is about a young woman's revenge on her cheating husband after he has tried to murder her. ''Skinny Dip'' is also about Environmental issues, in particular the protection of the Everglades as a natural Habitat for a large variety of animal species.


OUTLINE OF THE PLOT


Dr. Charles Perrone is a young, handsome drives him to collude with Samuel Johnson Hammernut, a crooked entrepreneur who owns large vegetable fields adjacent to the Everglades, which he relentlessly pollutes with the various Fertilizer s he uses on his crops. Officially employed by the state authorities to check on the pollution level of the water in the Swamp , Perrone is actually also on Hammernut's payroll for forging the test results and thus helping him save large amounts of money the latter would otherwise have to spend on Purification Plants . Perrone's worst days at work are those when he actually has to leave his office and make field trips to the Everglades to take water samples.

One day Joey Perrone returns home unexpectedly while her husband is filling in the doctored figures on a chart. As she has never taken any interest in her husband's work, Joey is unaware of what Perrone is doing there. The paranoid Perrone, however, is then seized by a sudden fear that she might go ahead and report him. Eventually, Perrone sees no other way out of his imagined predicament than to kill his wife. He begins to meticulously plan the Perfect Murder .

For their second Wedding Anniversary he invites his wife on a Cruise and one night, while they are out at sea, throws her overboard. Having been an excellent swimmer all her life, Joey Perrone survives the attempt on her life despite the enormous height from which she has been pushed and, after clinging to a floating bale of Marijuana for several hours, is picked up early the next morning. Her rescuer is Mick Stranahan, a former investigator now in his early fifties who a long time ago was forced into early Retirement by the State Attorney . Stranahan takes her to a small Island in Biscayne Bay off the Floridian coast owned by a successful but aging Mexican novelist. Stranahan, who has been married six times, is now in the novelist's pay, leading a solitary life guarding the island and "making up for all the years of foolish companionship". Having cut down his trips to the mainland to an absolute minimum, he has hardly any contact with the rest of the world except by means of an unreliable Mobile Phone . His only companion is an inefficient Dobermann called Strom . After Joey Perrone has fully recovered, it is from there that they plan her secret Revenge together.

After a few days the search for Joey Perrone by boat and Helicopter is stopped, and she is presumed to have Drowned in the ocean. Charles Perrone pretends to be a grieving husband, in a calculated fashion. As no witnesses come forward, any suspicion that Perrone might be involved in his wife's disappearance remains unsubstantiated, and the police come to believe that the missing person has either had an Accident —Perrone having testified that she had had quite a lot to drink that night—or that she committed Suicide . However, no Motive can be found supporting the latter assumption.

Joey Perrone urges Stranahan not to inform the police about the fact that she is still alive, and he complies. Rather, she wants to drive her husband to insanity by building on his Vanity and his innate tendency towards Paranoia . She starts by entering the Perrones' house while Charles is at work and putting objects in unlikely places. For example, Joey punctures one of the Tire s of Perrone's car with one of his steak knives, which she leaves sticking in the tire. Also, she cuts out her face from a photo showing herself and her husband as a couple and places it under his pillow. One day, he returns at an unexpected time of day with one of his girlfriends in tow and Joey, hiding under their bed, unwittingly becomes a witness to Perrone's first experience of Impotence , an experience which leaves him greatly flustered.

Joey and Stranahan soon develop a sexual relationship and continue to plan more intricate and sophisticated acts of revenge. In particular, they want to Blackmail Charles Perrone by inventing another passenger or a crew member who claims he has seen him push his wife overboard. Perrone becomes increasingly worried because the blackmailer, who has already called him on the phone imitating Charlton Heston 's voice, is able to describe the crime in minute detail. Perrone eventually concludes that only the police detective in charge of the case, Karl Rolvaag, could know so much about it. When he confronts Rolvaag with his ideas about the blackmailer's identity ("Can we please cut all this ridiculous bullshit? Just tell me how much you want.") the baffled detective becomes even more suspicious that Perrone is involved in his wife's disappearance.

As Perrone is driving an expensive that commemorated Car Accident victims, and has been Addicted to Pain Killer s ever since he was hit by a bullet which remains embedded in his body. Now he becomes Perrone's constant companion, always watchful unless he has just had a fresh dose of Fentanyl , which makes him drowsy. Tool visits Nursing Homes , pretending to be an employee, and steals the fentanyl Patches off elderly patients' bodies. During one of these expeditions, Tool meets Maureen, a dying woman who he develops a friendly relationship with.

The biologist's judgement deteriorates with every day, and so he erroneously believes one of his sex partners, Ricca Spillman (also his Hairstylist ), to be the blackmailer's girlfriend and Accomplice . At gunpoint Perrone makes her drive to the swamp at Loxahatchee where, in the dark, he fires away at her. Ricca plunges into the water and seemingly drowns. However, unknown to Perrone, she survives and is rescued by a mentally challenged Vietnam Veteran who considers the Everglades his home.

Meanwhile, a few friends and relatives are let in on the true state of affairs and play along with Stranahan and Joey Perrone. For example, Joey's sexy friend from her book club, Rose Jewell, approaches Perrone after the memorial service and offers to console him during supper at her place. Expecting an easy lay and opportunity to show off his sexual prowess, Perrone accepts the invitation, only to be drugged by Rose and put to sleep in her bed. Only half awake, he thinks he is Hallucinating when he finds his presumably dead wife sitting at his side asking him reproachfully why he has tried to murder her. On the following morning he wakes up from his drug-induced slumber sitting naked at the wheel of his car, which has been parked on the shoulder of a busy road during Rush Hour . Later he is sent a Video allegedly recorded on the night of the murder showing his crime, a film in which he clearly recognizes his wife while he can see himself only from behind. In the meantime, the police have not yet closed the case, and Rolvaag is intrigued to learn that a mysterious customer—in fact Joey herself—has used the victim's credit card to buy women's clothes and Accessories in several Shopping Mall s in the area.

The final showdown takes place at night out in the open sea during a heavy ("Tonight I shall reunite with my beloved"), disappear and start a new life in Costa Rica . But before he can leave he is caught by Hammernut and Tool, hog-tied, and driven to the Everglades.

When Hammernut orders Tool to shoot Perrone, Tool deliberately misses and the biologist can escape into the swamp, where in time he is picked up by the deranged Vietnam veteran, who knows all about him through his encounter with Ricca Spillman and who tells him he has not decided yet what to do with him. On the way home to Hammernut's farm the entrepreneur insults Tool, who takes revenge on his boss in the middle of nowhere by slaying him and impaling his body on one of roadside crosses of the same type that Tool collects.

Joey Perrone decides to stay with Stranahan on the island and Rolvaag finally closes the case and moves back to his native Minnesota . In the end, Tool is left with all the money. He decides to spend the first part of it on a Vet who removes two bullets from his body, and on a new, comfortable Pickup Truck in which he embarks on a trip to Canada . He takes along Maureen, who he has rescued from the nursing home at her request, and who wants to see Pelicans migrating.


TITLE


A '' Skinny-dipper '' is someone who swims In The Nude , thus showing all their skin. ''Skinny Dip'' refers to the fact that when Joey Perrone is thrown overboard the impact when hitting the surface of the water tears off all her clothes so that on the following morning her rescuer finds her not only completely exhausted but also stark naked. Also, throughout the novel people find themselves in embarrassing situations due to their—occasionally inexplicable—nakedness.


DISCUSSION


In bookshops, Hiaasen's novels can still be found on the shelves labelled "Crime Fiction" (often classified as "environmental thrillers") although they can also be read as Satirical and comic Mainstream novels depicting people in difficult and outrageous situations triggered by human weaknesses such as Greed , Lust , Ignorance , or revenge. ''Skinny Dip'' is a tongue-in-cheek narrative which gains a lot of momentum through its Subplot s, be it Tool's gradual reformation through his touching visits to a dying old lady too proud to admit that she has been abandoned by her family, Karl Rolvaag's search for his escaped pet Python s, or Perrone's Erectile Dysfunction , which he wants to cure with the help of Viagra -type "blue pills", a medication "the FDA definitely would not approve".

Just like other novels by Hiaasen, ''Skinny Dip'' features characters who have been beaten by society and who have made the great outdoors their permanent home. While Mick Stranahan has been able to keep his wits about him, the lone Vietnam veteran Ricca and Perrone meet on separate occasions in the wilderness has seemingly lost the game against his overwhelming adversaries. However, we are pointed to the fact that, as opposed to the latter, he lives a Sustainable life absolutely in tune with nature, without depleting any natural resources or polluting the environment.

Several reviewers have remarked on the Farcical quality of ''Skinny Dip''. True, in the novel there are a number of situations reminiscent of the classical farces of the 19th and 20th Centuries . For instance, at one point, five people are in the Perrones' house, each of them reluctant to disclose their presence to any of the others: Tool in his capacity as bodyguard trying to protect Perrone while at the same time groggy after having been attacked by a stranger; Stranahan spying around the house; Perrone and a woman called Medea in bed together unsuccessfully trying to make love; and Joey under the bed, desperately trying not to draw attention to her own person. In a similar vein, at another point, Perrone, drunk and drugged and groping around under the bed cover, thinks it is Rose who is lying beside him while in fact it is his lawful wedded wife.

Other farcical situations concern Perrone's paranoia insofar as he does not only imagine that people are conspiring against him. All the strange things he tries to Rationalize , for example by resorting to his hypochondria—thus he thinks his hallucinations are due to his having been infected by the West Nile Virus —,are in fact parts of a sophisticated hoax aimed at his eventual downfall rather than mere figments of his imagination.

Also, Perrone's inability to kill another person makes for a number of funny situations. In the course of the action he attempts to kill three different people, but in the end each of them resurfaces and takes part in the revenge plot against him. Finally, there is the suitcase full of money which changes hands ever so often until in the end the least likely person in the game is rewarded with it.


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