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Unseen University (UU) is a school of Wizard ry in the fictional Discworld city of Ankh-Morpork , staffed by a faculty composed of mostly insane and inane old wizards.
The official motto of UU is "Nunc Id Vides, Nunc Ne Vides", loosely translated as "Now you see it, now you don't". The unofficial motto is "η β π," or "Etta Betta Pi." (Eat a Better Pie)

The .
(That is: a book of magic spells, with copper clasps, over a pointed hat, on a blue background.)
As usually rendered, it bears more than a slight resemblance to the coat of arms of the University Of Oxford .

The University is centred around the 800-foot Tower of Art, out of which it grew; any further attempt at grasping its geography is relatively pointless. Due to the high levels of Background Magic in the vicinity, a typical map of UU vaguely resembles an exploding Chrysanthemum and is usually only valid for a day or so. This is also the cause of the various physical and biological anomalies that plague it. In some rooms the direction of gravity moves around as a day passes, and some rooms contain other rooms which contain the room you started with (especially problematic for a Conga Line ). The University's Gargoyle s have taken on a life of their own, and both a colony of ants in the main university buildings and a flock of ravens roosting in the Tower of Art show unnatural intelligence and, for the ravens, an ability to speak. The fabric of the University is said to absorb knowledge, since all students enter university knowing absolutely everything, and leave admitting they know very little.

One of the most notable rooms in UU is Room 3b. This room is not believed to exist, but a surprising number of classes are scheduled there. In fact, at times of great celebration in the city of Ankh-Morpork it is not uncommon for the entire faculty to be teaching there.

After learning the basics of spellcasting, UU students are challenged to continue their research in the Library which, like the Bodleian Library at Oxford, features chained books - although at Oxford this is done to protect the books from the students, whereas at UU it is done to protect the students from the books. The high concentration of magical lore has warped the Library interior into a locus of L-Space where the concepts of distance and direction are only vaguely defined. There the students will encounter the Librarian (transformed into an Orangutan by a magical mishap) and seek out the Grimoire s binding the more formidable spells. Since the contents of all magic libraries are in L-Space, it is possible to enter a Library in one city and exit in another. Access to libraries of other times or other realities, however, is at UU restricted to the Librarian himself.


TOWER OF ART

The Tower of Art is the 800-foot tower that forms the Unseen University's core. It has a total of 8,888 steps up to the top (On the Disc the number 8 is very mystically significant). Originally the Tower was the only building on campus, but teaching has long since moved on to other buildings. The Tower itself is usually only used for astronomical and other observations requiring altitude, the traditional May Morning chorus song from its top (Inaudible to anyone but the chorus, but traditionally applauded by all staff and students from below) and student pranks such as "tobogganing", the use of tea trays to slide down the tower's immense staircase. It is unknown who built it, as it is certainly older than both the city and the University around it, and some have speculated that it is older than the Disc itself, although evidence for this is scarce.

Around the top of it a magical species of raven has developed that is much more intelligent than usual. Quoth , the raven from '' Soul Music '' and all the books featuring Susan Sto Helit is one of these.

The Tower of Art is also the Motif of the Ankh-Morpork Post Office one-dollar Stamp .


STAFF

''See also: Wizards (Discworld) ''

Any Alumnus from Unseen University is generally free to find an unoccupied study (which are in seemingly infinite supply), take or apparently invent a title and receive board and lodgings but little or no pay. If he is unlucky, he may then attract students, though this has been stated on at least on occasion to be an unfortunate and largely unwelcome development.

Regular Characters
  • Archchancellor Mustrum Ridcully

  • The Bursar (Dr. Dinwiddie starting in '' Faust Eric '' and thereafter; Spelter beforehand)

  • The Dean Of Pentacles

  • The Lecturer In Recent Runes

  • The Senior Wrangler. Apparently a senior wrangler can be a wise philosopher or a man who looks after horses. The Senior Wrangler of the University encompasses both - he is a philosopher who looks like a horse. While wizards on the Disc are normally celibate, he briefly tries to romance the Cheerful Fairy in Hogfather , and during the events of The Last Continent seems hopelessly infatuated with Mrs. Whitlow, the matronly head of housekeeping at Unseen University.

  • The Chair of Indefinite Studies, who seems to do very little at the university (mainly because no-one knows what his duties are), but does go on an adventure to Fourecks

  • The Librarian (also the Archivist), an Orangutan

  • Ponder Stibbons , Head of Inadvisably Applied Magic, Praelector and Reader in Invisible Writings, as well as the keeper of Hex , the University's computer (possibly meaning he is the head of the Technomancy department specifically as well as other inadvisably applied magic, as Hex is the only example of the discipline). At UU, he fulfills the role of the one person in the organisation who knows what's going on and why its happening and who's doing it. Although he often wishes he didn't.

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Not regular staff (mentioned only once and/or not important to the story)
  • The Chair of Oblique Frogs

  • The Professor of Revolvings

  • Pennysmart, Professor of Extreme Horticulture

  • The Professor of Applied Anthropics , whose function appears to be confined to proving that the Discworld's crowning achievement and entire purpose was the eventual evolution of the Professor of Applied Anthropics

  • The Reader in Esoteric Studies, or the Reader in the Lavatory as the Bursar and most others call him

  • Lecturer in Creative Uncertainty

  • Lecturer in Vindictive Astronomy

  • Professor of Recondite Architecture and Origami Map-Folding

  • Modo , gardener and odd-job dwarf at the Unseen University who doesn't bother the wizards as much as they bother him.

  • Ladislav Pelc, Prehumous Professor of Morbid Bibliomancy, appearing in Going Postal

  • Professor Goitre, Posthumous Professor of Morbid Bibliomancy, appearing in Going Postal



NOTABLE PAST STUDENTS



PREVIOUS ARCHCHANCELLORS

  • when he performed the Rite Of AshkEnte backwards. Returned (briefly) in '' Mort '' and '' Soul Music '', and for rather longer during the events described in '' Hogfather '' when he appeared as Pixie Albert to Death's Hogfather.

  • Chancellor Galder Weatherwax: A distant cousin of Granny Weatherwax , he is Chancellor for the first half of '' The Light Fantastic ''. Note that in The Light Fantastic , he is referred to as Chancellor, but Ridcully subsequently upgrades him to Archchancellor in Lords And Ladies , when talking to aforementioned Granny Weatherwax. He is the 304th Chancellor of the University.

  • Archchancellor Ymper Trymon: Archchancellor for the second half of '' The Light Fantastic ''.

  • Archchancellor Cutangle: Archchancellor in '' Equal Rites ''.

  • Archchancellor Virrid Wayzygoose: Archchancellor for one night in '' Sourcery ''.

  • Coin the Sourcerer: Archchancellor during '' Sourcery .''

  • Archchancellor Ezrolith Churn: Archchancellor during '' Faust Eric .''




SEE ALSO

  • Tower Of Art , a large ancient tower based inside Unseen university.

  • Hex , the UU computer.