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  Caption Promotional Poster for "Horse Feathers"
  Director Norman Z McLeod
  Producer Herman J Mankiewicz (uncredited)
  Starring Groucho Marx <br> Harpo Marx <br> Chico Marx <br> Zeppo Marx <br> Thelma Todd
  Cinematography
  Editing
  Distributor Paramount Pictures
  Released August 10 , 1932
  Runtime 68 min
  Language English
  Imdb Id 0023027


''Horse Feathers'' ( 1932 ) was the fourth Marx Brothers Film . It stars the four Marx Brothers, Groucho , Chico , Harpo , and Zeppo , as well as Thelma Todd as Connie Bailey, and was written by Bert Kalmar , Harry Ruby , S. J. Perelman , and Will B. Johnstone . Kalmar and Ruby also wrote some of the original music for the film. Several of the film's gags were taken from the Marx Brothers' stage comedy from the 1920s, ''Fun in Hi Skule''.


PLOT

The film revolves around, among other things, College Football and a game between the fictional Darwin and Huxley Colleges. Many of the jokes about the Amateur status of collegiate Football players and how eligibility rules are stretched by collegiate athletic departments remain remarkably current. Groucho plays Quincy Adams Wagstaff, the president of Huxley College, and Zeppo is his son Frank. There are also many references to Prohibition . Baravelli (Chico) is an "iceman", who delivers ice and bootleg liquor from a local Speakeasy . Pinky (Harpo) is also an "iceman", as well as a part-time dogcatcher.

The opening number features Wagstaff and a group of college professors singing and dancing in full academic robes and mortarboard hats. The song sets the tone for Wagstaff's irreverant view of the school:

I don't know what they have to say

It makes no difference anyway;

Whatever it is, I'm against it!


At one point Wagstaff and Baravelli are debating the cost of ice. Wagstaff argues that his bill should be much smaller than it is:

:Baravelli: ''I make you proposition. You ''owe'' us $200, you ''pay'' us $2000, and we call it square.''
:Wagstaff: ''That's not a bad idea. I tell you what ... I'll consult my lawyer. And if he advises me to do it, I'll get a new lawyer!''

Through a series of misunderstandings, Baravelli and Pinky are recruited to play on Huxley's football team; this requires them to enroll as students at Huxley. A notable scene taken from Fun In Hi Skule consists of the brothers disrupting an anatomy class. In this scene, the part of the anatomy professor is played by Robert Greig , a character actor who appeared in over 100 films, many in the role of a butler. He appeared with the Marx Brothers as Hives, the butler, in '' Animal Crackers ''.

The film prominently features the song "Everyone Says I Love You", by Bert Kalmar and Harry Ruby, which was later the title song of the eponymous ).

Eventually, Pinky and Baravelli are sent to kidnap two of the rival college's star players. The intended victims manage to kidnap the pair instead, removing their clothing and locking them in a room (see image). In order to escape, they saw their way out through the floor. Where they obtained the saws, and how they got the saws into the floor, is left to the imagination. This is an example of the Surreal edge of Marx Brothers humor, which later became a heavy influence on Bugs Bunny cartoons.

The climax of the movie includes the brothers winning the football game by taking the ball into the End Zone in a horse-drawn garbage wagon that resembles a Chariot and which Harpo rides as such.. A picture of the brothers in this "chariot" made the cover of Time Magazine in 1932 .


COLLEGE WIDOW

A term that occurs often in ''Horse Feathers'', but may not be familiar to modern viewers, is "college widow". The term, which is somewhat derogatory, referred to a woman who stays in college after graduation in order to find a husband. It is used to describe Connie Bailey ( Thelma Todd ). Such women were stereotypically "easy"; in the film, the character is shown as being involved with each of the Marx brothers and the principal antagonist, Jennings.


SWORDFISH

One famous scene features Baravelli guarding the speakeasy, and Wagstaff trying to get in. The password for entry is "Swordfish". This bit was the inspiration for the title of the movie thriller '' Swordfish ''. The sketch includes several jokes about fish, with some puns-within-puns:

:Wagstaff: I got it! " Haddock ".
:Baravelli: 'At's a-funny, I got a " Haddock " too.
:Wagstaff: What do you take for a "haddock"?
:Baravelli: Sometimes I take an Aspirin , sometimes I take a Calomel .
:Wagstaff: I'd walk a mile for a Calomel .


MISSING SEQUENCES


The only existing prints of this film are missing several minutes, due to both Censorship and damage. The damage is most noticeable in Jump Cuts during the scene in which Groucho, Chico and Harpo visit Connie Bailey's apartment. Several sequences were cut from the film, including an extended ending to the aforementioned apartment scene, additional scenes with Harpo as a dogcatcher, and a scene where the brothers play poker as the college burns down {Link without Title} .


MUSICAL NUMBERS

  • Whatever It Is, I'm Against It

  • I Always Get My Man

  • Collegiate

  • Everyone Says I Love You

  • Bridal Chorus

  • Wedding March

  • I'm Daffy Over You



LYRICS


Whatever It Is, I'm Against It

I don't know what they have to say,
it makes no difference anyway,
whatever it is, I'm against it!,
no matter what it is or who commenced it,
I'm against it.

Your proposition may be good,
but let's have one thing understood,
whatever it is, I'm against it!,
and even when you've changed it or condensed it,
I'm against it.

I'm opposed to it,
on general principles I'm opposed to it!

(Chorus)
He's opposed to it!
in fact, in word, in deed,
he's opposed to it!

For months before my son was born,
I used to yell from night till morn,
whatever it is, I'm against it!,
and I've kept yelling since I commenced it,
I'm against it!



Everyone Says I Love You (Chico's version)

Everyone says I love you,
the great big mosquito when the he stings you,
the fly when he gets stuck on the fly paper too says,
I love you.

Every time the cow says moo,
she makes the bull a very happy too,
the rooster when he hollers cock-a-doodle-y-doodle-y-doo,
says I love you.

Christopher Columbo he write,
the Queen of Spain a very nice a little note,
he write "I love you, baby",
and then he gets himself a great big boat,
he's a wise guy.

Why do you think Columbo do,
when he come here in 1492,
he said to Pocahontas "Achi Vachi Vachi Voo,,
that means "You little son of a gun, I love you."



Everyone Says I Love You (Groucho's version)

Everyone says I love you,
but just what they say it for I never knew,
it's just inviting trouble for the poor sucker who,
says I love you.

Take a pair of rabbits who,
get stuck each other and begin to woo,
and pretty soon you'll find a million more rabbits who,
say I love you.

When the lion gets feeling frisky,
and begins to roar,
there's another lion who knows just what he's roaring for.

Everything that ever grew,
the goose and the gander and the gosling too,
the duck upon the water when he feels that way too,
says (duck quacking) "quack" "quack" "quack".




EXTERNAL LINKS


  • http://www.Marx-Brothers.org