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Dinnerladies




''dinnerladies'' is a 1990s British Television Sitcom written by and also featuring Victoria Wood . The show is set entirely in the canteen of a factory in Manchester , with the caterers and regular customers as the main characters. The mostly female, mostly middle-aged characters' inner lives and social interactions are vividly and amusingly depicted.

As with much of Victoria Wood's work, there is also a counterpoint of sadder themes, including deaths in the families of two of the main characters, a painful divorce, and a long-running on-off relationship involving a great deal of heartache for the pair involved.


EPISODES


There were two series of the show. The first series (6 episodes) ran in 1998 from
November 12 to December 17 and the second series (10 episodes) from November 25 1999 until January 27 2000 . Both series were shown on BBC1 . Reruns air on UKTV Gold .


Series 1


# Monday - A typical Monday in the canteen. Jean is frantically preparing for her daughter's wedding - though she needn't bother, as we learn at the end that her daughter has had an attack of nerves at the prospect of a glitzy wedding and has already tied the knot. Bren and Dolly discuss the weekend's television offerings in great detail. Twinkle arrives late again. New Human Resources manageress Phillippa Moorcroft tries to rope everyone in to a group Scottish country dancing session, without much success. And Tony tries to keep everyone focussed on actually making some food.
# Royals - The dinnerladies are very excited about an impending Royal visit, though they aren't impressed to find out that they've been allocated His Royal Highness Prince James, The Duke of Danby, as they've never heard of him. There are lots of rehearsals to ensure everything goes smoothly but of course things go anything but. Twinkle finds she's unable to string a sentence together because of nerves, while Anita's mouth runs away with her on the topic of underwear. Dolly and Jean compete with each other to perform the best curtsey, and Bren receives a most unexpected proposition from the Duke...
# Scandals - Bren is horrified when her flatulent mother Petula moves into the factory car park with her 16-year-old fiance Clint. Sheelagh, Clint's mother, is also less than happy about the arrangements and forms a picket line around the factory with the national Press. As the factory deliverymen gradually stop visiting for fear of the mob outside, Anita unexpectedly has the good idea of an impromptu Oprah Winfrey -style talk show to sort the matter out. Meanwhile, a TV researcher visits the canteen to assess whether the dinnerladies would make good docu-soap material.
# Moods - Tony and Bren arrive early to the canteen in much better moods than usual. Unfortunately, everyone else is in a bad temper. Stan's had trouble with his father, Dolly and Jean bicker continuously, Anita is convinced her new haircut makes her look like Fatima Whitbread (and isn't happy about it) and Twinkle thinks she's pregnant. Phillippa suggests having a "Bring Your Mother To Work" day to cheer everyone up, though sarcastic Enid (Dolly's mother) and nymphomaniac Connie (Jean's mother) do little to raise the workers' spirits. And that's before Bren's mother has even arrived...
# Party - A merge with a Japanese company means that the factory's Christmas Party has an Oriental theme to it. Tony and Bren plan to attend as a couple but Petula throws a spanner in the works by inviting herself along as Bren's dinner partner. Anita gets very drunk at the party and makes a fool of herself, while Twinkle and her friend Tiffany are unimpressed by the older workers' dancing. Petula flings herself at every man in sight, including Jean's husband Keith. Bren and Tony try to salvage what was meant to be their night together, but first they have to fend off the respective advances of Stan and Jean - can they finally get together?
# Nightshift - An unexpected order comes in, prompting the factory manager to ask all the staff, including the dinnerladies, to work a 24 hour shift. With Tony off work having Chemotherapy for his Cancer , obnoxious temporary manager Nicola Bodeux ("B-O-D-E-U-X") gives the staff a hard time, resulting in Dolly, Jean, Anita and Twinkle walking out. Realising her constant failure to connect with people, Nicola herself then resigns and decides to become a Lighthouse Keeper . Bren prepares for the impossible task of manning the canteen single-handedly all night - will anyone come back to help her out?


Series 2


''Each episode of series 2 was set on a specific date, to help put the progress of the various running storylines into perspective.''

# Catering ( April 9 1999 ) - Gormless work experience girl Sigourney has trouble finding the canteen - in fact, she has trouble doing almost anything! When the decorators arrive a day early they cause a lot of trouble by accidentally trapping Glenda, the bread lady with the bladder trouble, behind a fifteen-foot ladder. It's then a race against time to free her before she has an accident of her own. Meanwhile, the dinnerladies debate the possibility of conceiving a baby in the queue at Homebase.
# Trouble ( June 21 1999 ) - It may be the first day of Summer , but there's trouble afoot at the factory after Jean's philandering husband Keith leaves her for his dental hygienist, Bronwen, prompting Jean to pick fights with whoever's in her path. Meanwhile, an anonymous bunch of flowers sent to Bren provokes rumours of a secret lover (in fact they're from Stan as a thank-you for helping his father when he was ill), and Anita's continual stories about new boyfriend Pedder bores the others almost to tears. Tony invites Bren on holiday with him and some friends. Bren's elderly mother claims to be pregnant (by Leonardo DiCaprio )!
# Holidays ( August 5 1999 ) - Everyone's very excited about their holidays - Bren and Tony are going to Marbella and Dolly's going on a luxury cruise. Petula's caravan blows up, prompting her to ask Bren for her holiday money to fix it up. Although her workmates tell her she should keep the money and tell selfish Petula she'll have to find the cash elsewhere, the death of Stan's father, and his subsequent wish that he could have the chance back to do good deeds for his dad, Bren decides to let Petula have the money. Meanwhile, Dolly and Anita discuss breast implants and biryanis. Jean did not appear in this episode as staying with her sister to get over depression.
# Fog ( November 1 1999 ) - The dinnerladies are dismayed to hear that the November fog has allowed a convicted murderer to escape from Strangeways Prison just a few miles away. The National Blood Service comes to enourage people to donate - Bren's secret fear of needles means she feels faint whenever they are mentioned, causing her colleagues to speculate that she might be pregnant. Jean harps on about her handsome new boyfriend but when he arrives to pick her up Phillippa panics and calls the police, thinking he is the escaped convict. In the confusion, the real fugitive manages to escape again - he was in fact disguised as one of the nurses taking blood, explaining why she seemed so inept when receiving Dolly's donation.
# Gamble ( December 21 1999 ) - Tony and Bren's developing relationship is the subject of a bet between the dinnerladies and the Planning Department - if they get together before Christmas the canteen staff win fifty pounds. They cause controversy when they turn up late together the next day, though in fact this is due to a late-night hospital appointment for Tony. Meanwhile, Phillippa looks forward to having sex at Christmas for the first time, Dolly searches for novelty hot water bottles and Anita's awful taste in Christmas presents appals the rest of the team. When Tony and Bren finally have their first kiss a most unexpected visitor arrives to really kill the mood!
# Christmas ( December 23 1999 )
# Minnellium ( December 31 1999 ) - Phillipa is organising the Millennium Meal for the company but, due to riots in the city centre and the closure of the fly-over, she proves unable to sort pea-soup and a brewery. Tony and Bren are trying to settle into a Relationship, but find Real Life intruding. Petula is threatening to send Bren a Millennium gift and when a baby is found on the fire escape ...

# Christine ( January 9 2000 ) - With Anita away, Tony has had to recruit a new team-member: Christine, however, proves New-Age-dopey and bodily-odour-challenged. The Social Services have decided Bren's mother is Too Much for them, and send a worker to persuade Bren to take her in. And then there are Twink's semi-illicit Viagra pills, lying on the counter ...
# Gravy ( February 7 2000 )
# Toast ( February 29 2000 )


THEME MUSIC


The show's theme music was composed by Victoria Wood. Whilst it is usually played without lyrics, at the end of the episodes ''Minnellium'' and ''Toast'' vocals, also by Wood, were included:

''Minnellium''

Getting up, getting out, getting on, getting going,

Wears away at the dreams that you hold in your heart,

All the scared little choices you make without knowing,

Take away from the thing that you had at the start.


Chorus:

Day by day, drops of water wear the stone away,

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday...


''Toast''

All the dreams that you had when it all lay before you,

All the plans that you made, all the things you would do,

All the schemes that you knew time would bring to fruition,

Did they happen? Not so far, at least not to you.


(Chorus as for ''Minnellium'')


CAST

  • Brenda (Bren) Furlong ( Victoria Wood ) - The deputy manager of the canteen, and arguably the most ordinary of the characters. Often it is left to Bren to sort out the problems of her colleagues. Several times in the first series it is hinted that she has feelings for Tony, though nothing comes of this until halfway through the second series.

  • Petula Gordino ( Julie Walters ) - Bren's selfish and manipulative mother, who had Bren taken into care as a child because she was cramping her style. Whenever she pays Bren a visit, it's usually because she wants money or a favour. It is revealed in one episode that her real name is also Brenda Furlong.

  • Dolly Bellfield ( Thelma Barlow ) - Something of a social climber, Dolly is the cattiest of the dinnerladies, always having a bitchy remark to make about those around her. Quite prim and proper, she frequently snaps at people that they ought to moderate their language.

  • Tony Martin ( Andrew Dunn ) - The canteen manager, whose battle against cancer is a running storyline in the first series, and prompts him in the second to want to do more with his life than simply running a canteen. Though he talks about women a lot, he has very little luck with them. Though he is attracted to Bren, he is too shy to reveal this to her for a long time.

  • Anita ( Shobna Gulati ) - While not the brightest person you'll ever meet, Anita is a kind and loyal friend to her colleagues, empathising with them and often helping them to solve their problems without even realising it. She becomes pregnant in the second series and, terrified of the implications, leaves the baby on the fire escape with a note asking Bren to look after him. However, she realises that she must face the consequences of her actions and returns to take the baby back.

  • Phillippa Moorcroft ( Celia Imrie ) - The scatty and disorganised manager of the Human Resources department, having apparently landed the job because she was having an affair with the factory manager. Her well-meaning attempts to relieve the dinnerladies' stress or help them in their personal lives generally have the opposite effect.

  • Twinkle ( Maxine Peake ) - The youngest of the team, she turns up late every day and does as little work as she can get away with. However sarcastic she may be, however, it is clear that she regards the other members of staff as good friends, particularly Bren whom she turns to for help on several occasions.

  • Stan Medicroft ( Duncan Preston ) - Stan is the uptight handyman of the factory, who spends his days cleaning bins and grumbling about how his father was a Desert Rat , with whom he lives, then adding a daily task he performed with military equipment (eg. ...'He made toast for 34 fighting men with a radiator grill and a flamethrower!'). After his father's death he decides to get his life going again, embarking on a brief relationship with a nurse before dating, and ultimately proposing to, his co-worker Jean.

  • Jean ( Anne Reid ) - Dolly's best friend, and very often the stooge for her mordant remarks. Jean is somewhat unhappily married at the start of the series, and in the second series her husband leaves her for his dental hygienist. After getting over the shock, she has a fling with a security guard before settling down with Stan.

  • Jane ( Sue Devaney ) - A member of the Packing department, she had only a minor role in the first series. In the second series she played a much more major part, having a running wager with the canteen staff that Bren and Tony would or would not manage to have sex by Christmas Day.

  • Malcolm (N/A) An inflatable manequin of a man usually dressed in a suit, Malcolm was owned by Anita, and often he escorted her to work. She often talked for him and provided decoration for the Christmas party.



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