List of characters appearing on the Animated Series , '' Drawn Together ''.
- When Clara was young, her Evil Stepmother put a curse on Clara's Vagina , causing it to turn into a hideous, tentacled (and ironically, male) monster known as the Octopussoir. Despite its frightening appearance (which makes nearly everyone vomit the first time they see it), the Octopussoir is actually quite kind, only attacking people when it is frightened by loud noises or provoked in some fashion. When the housemates first found about it in , they wanted to kill it, but came to accept it once they realized how kind it was. Still, Clara never got over the stigma she felt not having a normal vagina, so she got rid of it through Plastic Surgery in ''' Alzheimer's That Ends Well '''. She eventually reconsidered, but when she tried to get the procedure reversed, Octopussoir told her that he had moved on, having completed college and married a 38-year-old Jewish woman, and was quite happy in his new life.
- Voiced by Sarah Silverman . Bleh is Clara's mentally challenged cousin, her condition being the result of her mother Drinking While She Was Pregnant . She has to wear a football helmet to protect her head, her eyes are crossed, and she possesses a severe overbite, but her body below the neck is near perfect. Her speech consists almost solely of Blurb s taken from critical reviews of the film '' I Am Sam ''; she makes a harsh braying sound when excited or distressed, and is prone to drooling. She sleeps in a pet carrier, and had a Short-lived Relationship With Captain Hero , with neither of them realizing that the other entered into the relationship to win a bet. She possesses the ability to Count Cards , as evidenced in ; this ability was inspired by Dustin Hoffman 's character in '' Rain Man ''.
- Voiced by Jess Harnell . Ling-Ling's father made a brief debut in . He later appeared in the form of an answering machine message in ''' Clum Babies ''', where he informed Ling-Ling of the arranged battle to Ni-Pul. In "The Other Cousin," he spoke in Ling-Ling's language, but in "Clum Babies," he speaks English. He used to be a great battle monster like Ling-Ling, but eventually retired and started a Dry Cleaning business, in which he coined the classic phrase "No Ticky, No Washy!". Like Ling-Ling, he secretes a Hallucinogenic Drug when disappointed. Although it has not been mentioned on the show, the creators reveal on the DVD commentary that his name is Jun-Jee, named after Jun Song and Jee Choe from Big Brother IV .
- The Sockbats are Wooldoor's people, who were Largely Wiped Out in a Holocaust by the Sweetcakes , who took to eating the Sockbats in the midst of a Famine and ever since have been obsessed with cooking and eating Sockbats. Since that time, the ones who survived have become proficient in making Pornography , creating the popular '' Sockbats Gone Wild '' video series. It is unknown how many Sockbats are still around, but all of Wooldoor's immediate family seem to be deceased. Often, as a joke, Sockbats will be inserted into the backgrounds of certain scenes (usually those taking place away from the house) as Extras . Several were in attendance at .
- Mr. Goldberg is a figure whom the show trots out any time a who "poisons" the well in , Wooldoor's "cadaver" in ''' Terms Of Endearment ''', and the bizarre villain Señor Eskimo Goldberg in ''' Captain Girl '''.
- Judge Fudge, as his name would imply, is a fudge bar who fights crime and serves as a judge. He has his own TV series, ''The Judge Fudge Adventure Power Hour'', a parody of '70s Blaxploitation films and courtroom TV shows. He also has his own theme song, "The Judge Fudge Theme", a Funk / Soul song which plays whenever he makes an appearance. Unfortunately, he never seems to have time to do anything, because as he always explains in his Catchphrase , "I'm far too busy being delicious." He is revealed in to be a Steroid user, and in ''' The Drawn Together Clip Show ''', the Jew Producer reveals that he was last year's ''Drawn Together'' winner (although he admits he hasn't had time to enjoy his victory, as he's been far too busy being delicious).
Some other characters who have appeared in only one episode but play a significant role in the series. (''Note: Some of these characters had Cameo Appearance s as audience members in the second season finale, The Drawn Together Clip Show . This section only counts their appearances as active characters in the story.'')
- Voiced by Cree Summer . From the episode , she is based on Princess Zelda , and was Xandir's girlfriend before he came out of The Closet . The evil Lord Slashstab used to capture her for no reason, leading to Xandir's neverending quest to save her. She seems to be a terrible Homophobe , refusing to allow Xandir to rescue her once he informs her he is gay, even though at the time she was being lowered into a pit of Megacobras in Lord Slashstab's castle. She has not been mentioned since this occurred, although she does appear in the audience in ''' The Drawn Together Clip Show '''. One of her closest friends was Ms. Pac-Man .
- Voiced by Tom Kenny . From the episode , the Board is a racist educator who runs a scam whereby he conspires with manufacturers of Bling to keep blacks from getting an education in order to keep them dumb enough to buy flashy jewelry and frivolous luxury items. His most devious plan involved grape-flavored Mentholated pencils, but he was foiled by Foxxy Love and wound up being arrested and beaten. He is based on The Bill from '' Schoolhouse Rock ''.
- Voiced by . Her costume resembles that of a green version of Power Girl 's costume.
- Voiced by Will Ryan . From the episode , Bob and his associate Larry the Tomato are members of the VeggieFables (parodies of the VeggieTales ), a group of Christian vegetables who create religious Propaganda clumsily disguised as children's entertainment. An insane religious Fanatic , Bob snaps after being told that the Bible is flexible and open to interpretation, and goes on a killing spree which wipes out the entire cast except for Wooldoor. After Wooldoor's clum baby cures Bob of his psychosis, Bob kills himself in remorse.
- Voiced by Cree Summer . From the episode , Ni-Pul is a purple cat-like battle monster with whom Ling-Ling's father paired Ling-Ling in an " Arranged Battle ". Though Ling-Ling adamantly opposed this, he changed his mind when he saw Ni-Pul, falling in love with her at first sight. The two were in love and battled often, but eventually the constant battling lost its novelty, and Ni-Pul became visibly less interested in battling Ling-Ling. When Ling-Ling confronted her about how the passion had gone from their relationship, Ni-Pul suggested that they reinvigorate the relationship by dropping the battle metaphor and simply having sex. Ling-Ling agreed to it, and they happily spent the rest of the episode fooling around until Bob the Cucumber killed them both during his mad shooting spree. She appears to have been revived by Wooldoor's clum babies, as she was part of the audience in ''' The Drawn Together Clip Show '''. It is not known, however, whether she and Ling-Ling are still romantically involved with each other.
- Voiced by Jeannie Elias . From the episode , the British Super Nanny is a strict disciplinarian with the power to make anyone behave themselves by threatening to send them to the naughty stool as punishment. She uses an army of super-disciplined children to try to take over the White House , but after she is foiled by Captain Hero, the children turn against her, and tear her to shreds. Her character is a direct parody of the British reality television personality of the same name.
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