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Intelligent or not, Baldrick is always one for inventing "cunning plans", which are generally ridiculed by Blackadder, who nevertheless ends up using them. Though Baldrick is now famed for his "cunning plans", the actual catchphrase was not regularly used until the third series, with Blackadder saying it once in the first series and Baldrick claiming to have "a plan" in a cunning voice on one occasion in the second series. Other traits shared by all Baldricks (except possibly the first one) are sheer disgustingness and an obsession with Turnip s. The character is named for the Baldric . BALDRICK, SON OF ROBIN THE DUNG GATHERER - SERIES 1 The Mediaeval Baldrick was probably the only Baldrick of the four who could really be described as clever. Baldrick, an ex- Dung shoveller (a respected position, which he had worked very hard to get - earlier jobs include milking Pig s and mucking out Lepers ), first met Prince Edmund at the Feast before the Battle Of Bosworth Field . The two, along with Lord Percy , toasted their new friendship, unaware that from that point onwards, their descendants' lives would be eternally entwined. Although cleverer than the Prince, Baldrick holds him in some sort of awe. He often leads cheers in the Prince's honour (along with Lord Percy, who tries hard to join in), fills his head with illusions of grandeur, and often ends up doing his dirty work. This included carrying the decapitated body of Richard III and sleeping with the Spanish Infanta, Edmund's Fiancée , so that Edmund didn't have to. The latter task resulted in several injuries, including a seriously blackened eye. When Baldrick is abandoned by Edmund in the final episode, a tear falls from his eye. It was this Baldrick who suggested the title 'The Black Adder' for Prince Edmund (Edmund wanted to be called 'The Black Vegetable'), which his descendants later adopted as a surname. BALDRICK - SERIES 2 The Elizabethan Baldrick is the servant and Bond sman, rather than a friend, to Lord Blackadder , who mistreats him, and, Baldrick claims, at first tried to Kill him. He has a bedroom in Blackadder's house, but has also been forced to sleep in the Gutter and on the Roof . He has a tendency to eat Dung . Baldrick has been in Lord Edmund's service longer than either of them care to remember. Yet although his master treats him with the sort of Contempt reserved for Lepers , he remains intensely loyal. This Baldrick, whilst perhaps not as dim as his descendants, is much more Stupid than the original. A kindly soul, Baldrick's lack of formal education is compensated for by his basic streetwise cunning. Whilst his 'cunning plans' do sometimes have a strange, twisted and often Perverse logic and cunning to them (one suggestion was that Blackadder repay his debts by making money as a male Prostitute , another is to disguise a 'mad, wild, killer Bull ' as a Rooster and enter it in a Cock Fight ), he does show an entertaining display of stupidity. In one episode, Blackadder attempts to teach Baldrick how to add. Baldrick's conclusions, which include 'two beans plus two beans equals some beans', 'two beans plus two beans equals three beans... and that one' and 'two beans plus two beans makes a very small Casserole ', lead Blackadder to comment 'to you, Baldrick, the Renaissance was just something that happened to ''other people'', wasn't it?' It was also in this series that the first signs of Baldrick's love of Turnip s was shown, in the episode 'Beer', where he and Percy famously discover a turnip shaped like a 'thingy'. Baldrick later describes the incident as 'triffic'. He is particularly delighted by the discovery, because it contrasts with his own 'thingy' which is shaped like a turnip. In the same episode Baldrick reveals his recipe for Turnip Surprise - "the surprise is : there's nothing in it except the turnip". He is amazed when Blackadder points out that the Turnip Surprise is in fact simply a turnip. Baldrick once went on an 'all Mouse diet' by hanging a piece of Cheese off of the end of his nose and lying with his mouth open, hoping that mice would scurry in. He later tried the same thing, with a mouse on the end of his nose to catch a Cat , for variety. Baldrick was also Bridesmaid at Lord Blackadder's abortive Wedding . " Queenie " kept him as a pet calling him Lassie (Baldrick did not complain) and he stuck two Pencil s up his nose, so that he could attended a Royal Fancy Dress Party as a pencil case. SOD OFF BALDRICK - SERIES 3 The Baldrick of Regency Britain works as a dogsbody to Mr. E. Blackadder esq., butler to Prince George . He lives in a Pipe in the upstairs water closet of the Palace . The third Baldrick is much more noticeably stupid and Disgusting than those previous to him. Like his Elizabethan ancestor, he is known to eat Dung occasionally. He is also more childlike. There is not the slightest sign of 'cunning' in any of his plans, which include:
Blackadder also claims that Baldrick has never changed his Trousers , and implores him never to do so, for they are, Blackadder claims, akin to Pandora's Box . Although he is now on a closer social standing to Blackadder than before, he still receives the same level of abuse as his Elizabethan ancestor. Edmund punches him; kicks him; breaks a milk-jug over his head; threatens to cut him up into strips and tell the prince that he walked over a very sharp cattle grid in an extremely heavy hat; and promises five minutes of hellish tortures involving a small Pencil equalling anything possible from Beelzebub . However, despite his noticeable disabilities, this Baldrick has more success than any of the others. In an election rigged by Blackadder, he is elected MP for Dunny-on-the-Wold, a Rotten Borough , although he was intended to be a puppet for Blackadder to manipulate. He is later made a Lord by Prince George, and is, therefore, eligible to sit in the House Of Lords (although whether or not he ever does so is another matter, and as he is never again referred to by his title after episode 1, it seems plausible that Blackadder persuaded the Prince to Attaint Baldrick of his peerage). He also succeeds where no Baldrick has succeeded before or since, in calling Blackadder a 'lazy, big nosed, rubber-faced bastard'. Baldrick spends the £400,000 he received as a Lord on an enormous turnip: "well, I had to haggle." Blackadder later destroys it by hitting Baldrick with it. Baldrick isn't given any sort of first name until the third series, when he speculates that it might be "Sodoff", since his childhood friends would say "Sod off, Baldrick!" A diplomatic Blackadder opts to record him as "S. Baldrick". The initial appears to have been adopted by his descendants. His heroes are the Highwayman 'The Shadow' , and The Scarlet Pimpernel , both of whom were killed by Blackadder. PRIVATE S. BALDRICK - SERIES 4 Private Baldrick is a Soldier in a First World War trench, serving under Captain Blackadder and Lieutenant George . His hero is Lord Flashheart . Equally as disgusting as the third Baldrick, Private Baldrick is, without a doubt, the most stupid of the Baldrick Dynasty to date. His 'cunning plans' verge on those of an Insane person. Examples include carving his name on a Bullet , in relation to the old saying 'a bullet with your name on it', his explanation being that if he owns the bullet, it won't ever kill him as he won't ever shoot himself ('shame' comments Captain Blackadder), and the chances of there being two bullets with 'Baldrick' on them are 'very small indeed'. In 'Plan A - Captain Cook', the first episode of Blackadder Goes Forth , he claims to be the first Baldrick in the entire family tree to have a brilliant plan, giving a speech saying, 'Permission to write home immediately sir! This is the first good plan a Baldrick's ever had. For centuries we've tried, and they've always turned out total pig swill! My mum will be pleased as punch." This was after Blackadder said his plan to get out of the trenches through cookery was indeed a brilliant plan, but with the slight flaw that Baldrick was 'the worst cook in the entire world'. Private Baldrick's hobbies include Cookery , his specialities include:
This Baldrick is also a Poet . His greatest poem is, without a doubt, 'The German Guns'. The words are: Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom Baldrick was particularly surprised when Captain Blackadder guessed the final line. During his time in the trenches, Baldrick also wrote a second poem; the words are as follows: Hear the words I sing, War's a horrid thing, So I sing sing sing...ding-a-ling-a-ling. Baldrick also does a fantastic Charlie Chaplin impression (although some believe it to be a Slug balancing act). Despite his stupidity, Private Baldrick (however inadvertently) delivers the most profound speech of the lot. In preparation for 'the final push', tension is high, and Baldrick demands, "Why can't we just stop sir? Why can't we just say 'no more killing, let's all go home'? Why can't we pack it in? Why?". Neither Captain Blackadder nor Lieutenant George are able to come up with a good answer. It is believed that Private S. Baldrick was killed going 'over the top' in 1917 . OTHER BALDRICKS Other members of the family have been seen in various ''Blackadder'' specials. They generally appear to be similar to the character seen in ''Blackadder the Third'', possibly suggesting that he has become the "definitive" Baldrick. They are:
One of the six Ravens at the Tower Of London is named Baldrick, presumably in response to the Blackadder series. |
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