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Here is a short excerpt of Kupferberg's list: :# Grope J. Edgar Hoover in the silent halls of Congress. :# Get thee to a Nunnery . :# Fly to the moon and refuse to come home. :# Die. :# Become Secretary Of Defense . :# Become Secretary Of State . :# Become Secretary of Health, Education and Welfare. :# Show a li'l tit. :# Castrate Yourself . :# Invent a Time Machine and go back to the 19th century. :# Start to Menstruate . (Better red than dead). :# Attempt to Overthrow the government of the United States by force and violence. :# Advocate sexual freedom for children. :# Shoot Up for a day. :# Refuse to speak to them at all. :# Enroll at the Jefferson School Of Social Science . :# Replace your feet with wheels. :# Rent a motel room with a ewe. :# Rent a motel room with a ram. :# Say you're crazy. :# Say they're crazy. :# Get Muscular Dystrophy when you're a kid. :# Marry J. Edgar Hoover. :# Take up residence in Albania . |
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